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Topic: Eco's CHRONIC MASTURBATION Problem

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #87,596

Externally hosted imageI JACKED-OFF too MUCH;
Now my Dick's SORE to the TOUCH!
Watched 3 Hours of PORN,
And Now My Fore-Skin is TORN!
If I Could Rewind the CLOCK,
I'd Go Easy on My COCK!
You See, I spent my last DIME,
And then I beat it 6 TIMES!!!
</3 :(


WHO CAN RELATE?!!

The Witch Doctor !KBa60Oy7Wg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,002,392

Not me, I get pussy. Thanks.

P.S. show crackrock

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,393

I don't Have any Crack rock at the moment but tonight I'm snorting MDMA and hot rails of meth, could try to snap a few pics of that until I reload on hard

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,394

And just cause you get pussy doesn't mean you can't smack your tickle-rod

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,401

@1,002,393 (Eco)
Show us please

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,404

@1,002,393 (Eco)

> MDMA

I think you mean research chems, which you are most likely lying about anyway.

Sharice Turnipseed !!NWcpYoiU7 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,405

@1,002,394 (Eco)
tickle-rod (pronounced as one word)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,427

Three hours?

lightweight..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,434

chronic masturbation problem is an example of a problem of abundance and fortune.

if your cock gave out with the first squirt, or didn't even give you satisfaction two days in a row, then you'd wish you'd had a chronic masturbation problem

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,443

This kind of shows more about how he is not really a coke or meth aficionado.

It's nothing to be super involved in porn and whacking for 10 or 12 hours while going through a quarter oz of coke or a couple grams of meth from dusk till dawn.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

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