Topic: The Midwest sucks
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,562
I’m here and it sucks! Not sure how you guys can deal with it
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,002,068
Please name some bad things about it
Snake Plissken ? joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,077
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Please name some bad things about it
please name some good things about it
> Please name some bad things about it
please name some good things about it
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,079
highway to hell joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,081
Too close to San Francisco
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,084
the weird thing about "the midwest" US states, is that they are all in the eastern half
Sharice Turnipseed !!NWcpYoiU7 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,110
Enjoy your Corn Flake bland casserole.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,115
@1,002,068 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I’m in Chicago. It’s like 62 degrees out and there’s a bunch of LEGO dudes in cargo shorts and weird colored sneakers with screenprint tees running around
I’m in Chicago. It’s like 62 degrees out and there’s a bunch of LEGO dudes in cargo shorts and weird colored sneakers with screenprint tees running around
Snake Plissken ? replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,119
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,120
I also I met a an incredibly beautiful girl on tinder and was unable to be cool enough to convince her to sleep with me despite her being into me so I’m also depressed
I’m just going to try and convince myself it was a catfish. I feel like this is also divine punishment for being on tinder.
I’m just going to try and convince myself it was a catfish. I feel like this is also divine punishment for being on tinder.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,122
Snake Plissken ? replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,123
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,125
@1,002,115 (A)
> I’m in Chicago. It’s like 62 degrees out and there’s a bunch of LEGO dudes in cargo shorts and weird colored sneakers with screenprint tees running around
62 sounds nice
> I’m in Chicago. It’s like 62 degrees out and there’s a bunch of LEGO dudes in cargo shorts and weird colored sneakers with screenprint tees running around
62 sounds nice
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,126
Chicago bar scene what it’s most famous for is a hellhole full of every big 10 fraternity and sorority person ever
Literally every buckeye, cornhusker, badger etc moves here after college
Literally every buckeye, cornhusker, badger etc moves here after college
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,129
All geographical regions of the US suck tbh.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,131
@1,002,123 (Snake Plissken ?)
> what meme is that
I can’t fidn it but it says “every str8 couple is like this” and it’s a LEGO man next to a bratz doll
> what meme is that
I can’t fidn it but it says “every str8 couple is like this” and it’s a LEGO man next to a bratz doll
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,132
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,133
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,137
@1,002,084 (Sheila LaBoof)
> the weird thing about "the midwest" US states, is that they are all in the eastern half
that’s because historically anything west of the Mississippi was considered “west”
> the weird thing about "the midwest" US states, is that they are all in the eastern half
that’s because historically anything west of the Mississippi was considered “west”
Sharice Turnipseed !!NWcpYoiU7 replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,138
Midwestern food is ludicrously terrible.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,140
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,143
@1,002,138 (Sharice Turnipseed !!NWcpYoiU7)
imagine being excited over a famous Midwest dish like deep dish pizza... waiting an hour for your pie and it’s just a big crust with 2 inches of marinara sauce with half a pound of mozzarella on top and the dough isn’t quite done. This is literally considered a regional speciality that they consider unique and offer up to out of towners as part of the Chicago experience
imagine being excited over a famous Midwest dish like deep dish pizza... waiting an hour for your pie and it’s just a big crust with 2 inches of marinara sauce with half a pound of mozzarella on top and the dough isn’t quite done. This is literally considered a regional speciality that they consider unique and offer up to out of towners as part of the Chicago experience
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,144
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,146
@1,002,140 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Depends, where u are like every other place in the world. The gang land Chicago war zone is just a racist meme
Depends, where u are like every other place in the world. The gang land Chicago war zone is just a racist meme
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,148
this board doesn’t move fast enough. I’m spiraling and need moral support/people to yell at
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,150
I can't hear "deep dish" without thinking "deep dick"
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,151
@1,002,129 (tteh !MemesToDNA)> All geographical regions of the US suck tbh.
No part of US is attempting Brexit.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,153
@1,002,146 (A)
But compared to other cities it does have higher crime rates. That is not a racist idea
But compared to other cities it does have higher crime rates. That is not a racist idea
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,154
Snake Plissken ? replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,155
@1,002,131 (A)
> > what meme is that
>
> I can’t fidn it but it says “every str8 couple is like this” and it’s a LEGO man next to a bratz doll
oh i saw that one. i get it
@1,002,153 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> But compared to other cities it does have higher crime rates. That is not a racist idea
yeah but anybody saying this kind of thing probably is
> > what meme is that
>
> I can’t fidn it but it says “every str8 couple is like this” and it’s a LEGO man next to a bratz doll
oh i saw that one. i get it
@1,002,153 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> But compared to other cities it does have higher crime rates. That is not a racist idea
yeah but anybody saying this kind of thing probably is
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,231
Some of the most devout and God-fearing people I've ever met are from the Midwest.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,250
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,253
@1,002,231 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Did you enjoy their bland canned soup and Corn Flakes casseroles?
Did you enjoy their bland canned soup and Corn Flakes casseroles?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,303
@1,002,231 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Some of the most devout and God-fearing people I've ever met are from the Midwest.
This is true, there are many beautiful churches here.
> Some of the most devout and God-fearing people I've ever met are from the Midwest.
This is true, there are many beautiful churches here.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,306
Why are all Americans obsessed with "the midwest"? Why do we never hear about the mideast, or perhaps the eastern third of the west? Fuck you, Bert!
highway to hell joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,316
Nothing beats East Tennessee
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,348
@1,002,250 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Even saying that you don't like Chicago counts as being racist now
no it doesn't
> Even saying that you don't like Chicago counts as being racist now
no it doesn't