Topic: All the hype about the alkaline drinking water this and that.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,548
So, awhile back I got all concerned and watched video after video about water. You know, about how these brainiacs would do the tests with fifteen brands of bottled water. They would have there dye or whatever and and they would pronounce which brand was more alkaline and which was more acidic according to the PH scale.
Some brands which were supposedly highly alkaline were judged superior and recommended for you to drink while others which were deemed more acidic were called total garbage and given a derisive sneer.
Being new to such rocket science I was drawn in and felt an exillerated sense of revelation and I imagined that I was now empowered to make choices which would allow me to reach a new level of fitness and well being simply by choosing the so called proper water and avoiding the apparent trash water.
And then of course someone had to burst the bubble and talk about how when we drink the alkaline water it immediately goes into our stomachs where the PH level is more acidic than any of the water that the mental wizards had said were to be awful because they were the least alkaline..
Go figure.
Some brands which were supposedly highly alkaline were judged superior and recommended for you to drink while others which were deemed more acidic were called total garbage and given a derisive sneer.
Being new to such rocket science I was drawn in and felt an exillerated sense of revelation and I imagined that I was now empowered to make choices which would allow me to reach a new level of fitness and well being simply by choosing the so called proper water and avoiding the apparent trash water.
And then of course someone had to burst the bubble and talk about how when we drink the alkaline water it immediately goes into our stomachs where the PH level is more acidic than any of the water that the mental wizards had said were to be awful because they were the least alkaline..
Go figure.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,001,820
@OP Bleach is alkaline, cocksucker. Just drink a tall glass of fucking Clorox and put yourself out of all our misery you cunt.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,895
Snake Oil™
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Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,118
Just drink tap water
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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,002,145
Idk it's a dollar. I'm not chugging it while trying to eat, so I don't think my drinking it really inhibits my digestion or anything.