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Topic: 666

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #87,506

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RYAN’S SICK-ASS LYRICS!!!

I Write 'SORRY, 'FUCK YOU' And 'TRAP KING' on my WALL
In BOLD, BLOODY LETTERS that I Smear And SCRAWL
FUCK YOU ALL!
At My FUNERAL, BUCKET's goin' HAVE-A-BALL!
Girls Fighting over Who is The 'TRAP HOUSE QUEEN'
A Title I Invented, Within the DOPE SCENE
I Try NOT to be MEAN
But Shit Gets OBSCENE...
Just Know I'm the TRAP KING until The BITTEN END
Ready 2 Rumble, if you GOOFS got PUNKS to SEND...
An ARMY of SOLDIERS got the ECO'S BACK!
WE READY 2 ATTACK
Take this City; Fuckin' PAINT IT BLACK!
Tryin' to Understand Just Why People HATE
And then they Try to IMITATE
'Cause they just Don't APPRECIATE
Listen to Eco, then they go & MASTURBATE
I've given people no REASON to talk Shit About ME
But They INSIST on Spoutin' Off, TIRELESSLY!
It Really Don't PHASE Me,
The Hate I've Seen LATELY...
Bitches FLIRT, but they Ain't got the STAMINA to DATE ME ;)
I'm Lookin' 4 a LADY who won't ABATE ME...
SLASHED MY WRISTS 15 TIMES, but I'm Pushin' For 80...
~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')

"SO (HATER) STEP INSIDE; SEE THE DEVIL IN I...",
And Hear my TWISTED ALIBI...
I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES, so I could Stay HIGH
Watched Drama Unfold as the Minutes Roll BY...
Had BITCHES bent-over, 'til they Screamed 'Oh MY!"
Had a Taste of the Fast Life, Got My Piece-of-the-PIE ;)
But It's All TEMPORARY,
Sometimes Shit Can Get SCARY,
At this Rate, I'll soon See The Fuckin' CEMETERY
Get BURIED...
So, Now I Look to JESUS & tha MOTHER MARY...
Got Arrested More times than I can Count
Keep Smokin', but can NEVA find the Right AMOUNT
One hit's Never ENOUGH, When Ya Get the Good STUFF
Achin' 4 a New Start, But I'm Feelin' ROUGH
Actin' TOUGH...
Until the REAPER Finally Call-My-BLUFF!
Every Morning I wake Up, feelin' Glued to da BED
Fighting with the Demons, that Bicker in my HEAD
Flickerin' RED...
My Tired Conscience Has me Left-for-DEAD!
Just thinkin' about the Shit that I've Done
The LIES that I've Spun...
Wish It was over, but it just Begun...
Try to Start over, but I can't get Sober...
Dealers offer FREE PRODUCT, and I can't say 'No', or
Summon the Willpower to stay clean for an Hour
GUILT & REGRET just blossom like a FLOWER...
~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
I Like 2 Smoke HEROIN off of TINFOIL STRIPS
& I LOVE to Snort COKE Until I Get the DRIPS
I Take ACID & SHROOMS Until My Mind Balloons
& I Pop That MOLLY Until I Start to Feel Jolly!
I've Smoked CRYSTAL METH Wit' a Bitch Named Beth
And I KILL the CRACK til there ain't Nothin' Left
Needless to Say I Smoke Weed
To Fulfill All of my Needs
5 grams a Day
Until Emotions Bleed
I've tried Near Every Drug
A Playa Can Name
I've Even tried my Hand
In the DOPE-DEALING Game!
But Soon it's Time To Get Clean
Maybe Keep it Serene
Find Inner Peace
As Cliche as that Sound or Seems...
~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
"Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned..."
I Went Spittin' Out Words that I Can't Rescind!
Trampled on Your EMOTION
My Pain Surges Like An OCEAN...
Offer Me 'Redemption POTION
'Cause I Don't Know Where To Go, Son!
They Told Me 'God Is DEAD!'
But I See Traces of Design
So As My Blood Flows Red
Feast on it like WINE!
I'm Doing What I Can
To Try And Be A 'Better Man'
Is this All Just A Part
Of HIS Master PLAN?
I'm Sick of Livin' Like a Sinner
And I wanna Be A Winner
Dawg, I had to Steal Food
'Cause I Ain't Have any Dinner!
~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
I don't Wanna Wake when the Mornin' Hits
I'm A Slave to these Drugs, Which I'm Tryna Quit...
When I Come Down From My High, As the Days Roll By
I think about what I've Done, and I Ask Myself 'WHY?!'
It Gets Harder to Distinguish Reality from Dreams
Nobody LISTENS to My SILENT SCREAMS
I Fight this Battle Alone...
I Slash My Wrists to the Bone
And Nobody Anwers
When I Pick Up tha Phone
I Guess I've Made My Own Bed
And It's All In My Head
Some Days I wanna Paint the Walls All Red
I Struggle With these Demons that Lead Me Astray
They Tug Upon My Heart-Strings Like Every Day
So I Spit It From tha Heart
Lookin' For A New Start
But GUILT Always Comes to
Rip My World Apart...
In School, I Used to Run With The GOTHIC Crowd
We Dressed In Black And Liked Our Music Loud
Summoned Spirits Like Witches, We Was Some Fucked-Up Bitches...
Sucked Each Others' Blood, and Left Haters In tha Mud....
Nowadays, I Don't Really Run Wit' A Clique
Treat Everybody Equal, Lay My Rhymes Down Quick
I'm All About Da Papers, And Get High On Weed Vapors
And Gots A Lot Of Stories, 'cause we Run a lot of Capers!
Everybody Knows My Face in My Fucked-Up City
They Rarely Fuck With me, 'Cause my attitude's Gritty...
I Eats Organic Food, And I Show Dat Gratitude,
When I'm Schmoozing Wit' yo Girl, I try NOT to be Rude
I'll Steal yo Bitch Right From Under Yo Nose
Take Her To My Crib, get Her Out Of Her Clothes
E'ryone Knows; That's Just How Da PIMPIN' Goes
When It Comes To Mackin' Hunnies, Eco RUN tha Shows!
I Don't Play Fair
And I'm Known to Cause A Scare
Over there...
Always Got Ladies Playin' Wit' they Hair
I Always Move Quick
And I Gots My Game Slick
And I'm Quick To Get Money
When My Girls Turn A Trick!
I'm the REAL DEAL! & I'm Here 2 Cop a FEEL!
I Make'em SQUEAL! From Tha Street, My Crib, it Got CURB-APPEAL ;)
Now, I'm here 2 Cut a DEAL!
Mothafucka, Don't Make Me Reach 4 Tha STEEL!
Got NO COMPUTER,
So I Can't Record RAPS
So I Spend All Day,
Just Holdin' Down Tha TRAPS!
In the Barrie Crack Scene, I'm known as a Fiend...
I'm the Trap House King , tryna find me a Queen...
Everybody knows my name, and where I stay at
'cause I help'em make money, get stacks dat be Fat
Got Whores turning tricks out of my spare rooms
Hooking people with everything from Heroin to Shrooms
Crack Parties every night, you know I lay it down tight
When it comes to pimpin hoes, I'm learning how to do it right
See, I don't trust a bitch
Cause they always try to BURN me
Got no love for Pigs or Doctors
Cause they strapped me to a gurney!
Betta learn, G!
In the Barrie Crack Scene, I'm known as a Fiend...
I'm the Trap House King , tryna find me a Queen...
Everybody knows my name, and where I stay at
'cause I help'em make money, get stacks dat be Fat
Got Whores turning tricks out of my spare rooms
Hooking people with everything from Heroin to Shrooms
Crack Parties every night, you know I lay it down tight
When it comes to pimpin hoes, I'm learning how to do it right
See, I don't trust a bitch
Cause they always try to BURN me
Got no love for Pigs or Doctors
Cause they strapped me to a gurney!
Betta learn, G!
I'm too deep in this lifestyle that I can't get out
Running with pimps and crack dealers without a motherfuckin doubt
They knock on my door in the middle of the night
Offer me free product, and some pussy that be tight...
They won't let me into rehab, so I soldier on alone
I pimped this bitch Misty, but she ran off with my phone
I can get my hands on any drug people need
But I'm trying to give it up and maybe just smoke weed
Cocaine withdrawal has me sleeping for days
In a haze, tryna find my way outta dis maze
Pockets empty cause all my connects pay me in dope
Lost hope, and nearly reached the fucking end of my rope
Dealers making 2 grand a day selling out of my crib
But I rarely see a penny, and that ain't no fib!
I was just Out Walking By the PIZZA PIZZA,
When I Met a Working Girl, And Said 'Nice to Meet Ya!'
I Was Lookin' for DOPE & Saw a Beacon of Hope
Yeah, I'm Still New 2 da Pimpin', But I'm Learnin' tha Ropes!
I took her Back 2 My Place, Had her Clean it Top 2 Bottom,
When it Comes To Finessin', Homie, you KNOW that I Got'em
She Was Lookin' for A Partner
So I Made A Proposal
Then We Threw Some Stray Needles
In my Safe Disposal
I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES,
Now I'm In the Pimpin' Game,
But When it Comes to Earnin' Cheddar,
Dawg, It's All Da Same
~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
Got Ladies Selling They Ass & Payin' Me Cash
I'm still New 2 Da Pimpin, but I Learn the Game Fast!
I Supply'em wit' Condoms, and 'Run tha Phone'
& When My Girls Get FRISKY, I Give'em the Bone...
I Put They Ads Online, Take Photos to Make'em look Fine
Everybody Got they Method, but I'm Tellin' You Mine!
My Girls Conduct Calls Out My Spare Bedroom
When It's time To Get Money, Yeah They Rush & Zoom
Yeah, I'm A PUNK ROCK PIMP
Have you Blown Up Like A Blimp...
I Keep'em High As Fuck!
And Eager to Suck!
~EcoManiac (AKA 'Cayenne Ryan')
I'm Doin' PUNK ROCK PIMPIN'!
Have you Walking wit' a Limp and
Got ESCORTS doing Business out of My Spare Room,
When My House Gets Messy, My Girls Pick up a Broom!
Yeah, Life is Real Cushy
When You Helpin' Sell Pussy
Used to Smoke So Much Dope,
That My Brain Would Get Mushy
So, Yeah I'm 'Feelin' Like a PIMP'
...And I "Brushe(d) My Shoulders Off"
And I've Said GoodBye to Dope,
Because I'm Tired of this Cough!
~EcoManiac (aka. 'Cayenne Ryan')
At the Karaoke Bar, I drank Strongbow Cider
Then found a Tim Hortons Bitch & Nutted Inside'er
Most girls don't like it when you kiss-and-tell
Well I had Anal Intercourse with Brittany Adel;)
Fucked a Medical student by the name of Carrie
I like my girls Un-shaven, but NOT too hairy!
Now I know that this Rap is gonna ruffle some feathers
But I once fooled around with a chick named Heather
I could rhyme all day about the Bitches I boned
Or you could just ask Yo MaMA how I made her Moan; )
I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
To Help Me Pull Scams
And Give Money $$ to My Fams
You Know I used to Smoke Grams
And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
Friends Want me to Succeed
Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
Off to Rehab Soon,
Done with Dope & Greed!
I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
To Help Me Pull Scams
And Give Money $$ to My Fams
You Know I used to Smoke Grams
And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
Friends Want me to Succeed
Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
Off to Rehab Soon,
Done with Dope & Greed!
THEY SAY K.Y.S.
'CAUSE MY LIFE'S A MESS!
BUT WHEN I GET UNDRESSED
LADIES' CLITS GET PRESSED!
'CAUSE I'M THE BEST IN THE WEST,
I'LL PUT A KNIFE THROUGH YA CHEST
WHEN CHICKS LIE IN THEY BED
THOUGHTS OF ECO IN THEY HEAD
THEY ALL 'FLICK THEIR BEANS'
TIL THEY CUNTS TURN RED!
I wanted you at First Sight
But the Timing Wasn't Right
We Had So Much in Common
And Your Body Was Bombin' ;)
I Cherished Our Hugs
For you, I'd Give Up the DRUGS
I'm In love with your Smile
And Your Lavish Style
Been Enamored For A While
But My Actions Are Vile...
Still you Inspire me with Hope
And you Help Me to Cope
As My Lifeline is Narrowing,
Could You Be My New Heroin?
Your Scent Is So Divine
I want to Make You Mine
We Could sit and Drink Wine
Until The End of Time...
When I Wake up in the Morning, Depression Hits Me
I try to shake it off, Find a Smile that Fits Me
But Boredom Overcomes Me; Loneliness Numbs Me
Friends Disappear, I'm A Victim to My Fears
But I Gotta Stay Strong, Keep My Chin Up High
Put On a Tough Facade, As the Days Roll By...
I Write Fucked-Up Rhymes
Just to Pass the Time
But Still I'm Haunted
By My Fucked-Up Crimes
My Life Feels Like A Tragic Fiction
Where I can't Get Over My Addiction
I Try to Laugh It Off, So I Smoke And Cough
But I'm Dying Inside
Committing Slow Suicide...
I Just got JUMPED by 2 CrackHeads by the Homeless Shelter
Who DIdn't Know that I could FIGHT like a Fuckin' Black Belt'er...
Walked Away without a Scratch, and then I Smoked a Batch
Of the BOMBEST WEED, just to Calm My Needs...
Put your Mind to it, And you SHALL SUCCEED!
All I Did was WALK by the Salvation Army
When a Couple of Punks Stepped out and Tried to Harm me...
They Wanted 'CAYENNE RYAN' Dead, So I Stomped they Fuckin' Head
Then I went home and simply Toasted some Bread
And Lay in my Bed, My Knuckles all Red...
If I see them again, I'll Bring my Uncle Pat,
My Big, Biker Cousin Dustin and a Baseball BAT!
Walk Away wit' a TEARDROP TAT,
They Wanna Rumble, Let's Show'em where it's At!
I don't eat Meat
But I leave Bodies in the street
I'm known as the Elite
I'll make yo death short and sweet
As I clap you with the heat
Bitch, You're gonna get beat...
I'm just making shit up
Off the top of my Head
But if you fuck with me
I'll have you left for Dead
In a pool full of Red
Bitch, you heard what I said....
"Let's Play a Little Game..." like the Jigsaw Killer!
I don't Feel your Fake Rhymes that are Mostly Filler
See, I'm iller than half the Rappers hitting the Stage
Who fill me with Rage
'Cause My Bars are more than Words on a Page
N*ggaz watch me Age
Some Wanna See me Locked In a Cage
As For Me, I Love Bitches Who are Brown and Beige...
I'll tie you to a Chair, with a spike on the Seat
And I won't Let you piss, or even have a bite to eat
Yeah I'm a Psychopath killer; I dare you to find someone realler
I'm a Menace-to-Society; The opposite of Sobriety
Ain't out for Notoriety; just want you all to Die wit Me...
I'll lock you in My Dungeon
Cover you with Grunge an'
Criminal Records, I'm Expunging
Wash Up the Blood With a Damp Sponge and
I'll Whip you with Chains
And Clip the Remains
Take A Hot Poker to Your Flesh
And ensure the Wounds Are Fresh
When someone Fucks with Me...
I ruin they Lives
and Fuck their Wives
Bitches, I come at'em wit Knives
Leave'em Barely Alive
Aching to Survive and to thrive
While I'm Dancing and doing a Jive....
Homie, You're In My Bee-Hive!
I'm an MMA-Fighter
Flow Hotter than a Lighter
Yeah, I'm a Crowd-Igniter
Fuckin' SMASH you with a RIght or
I got My Own Bitches
But Your Mom is Tighter ;)
My Crack Pipe Sizzles
As My Energy Fizzles
I'm the Son of the Devil
Homie, Get on My Level
As I'm Looking Disheveled
I'll Hit you wit a Sharp Shovel
I'm the Krack House King
Playa, Get in the Ring
Hear the Eco Sing
And Watch Asses Swing...
I'm Sadistic, Psychotic
Controlled, Chaotic
Dabble In Masochism Too
All My Victims Bleed Blue
Y'all Know that It's True
This One Is For You ;)
Dead Demons Daftly Dance
Tied Tediously Through
My Insidious Crew
Stands Softly on the Side-lines
Eco Side-Winds
And Mind-Binds
I am Now A Part Of You....
I'm Schooled In Forensics
I won't Leave A Fibre
When I Catch And Kill You
For Wearing a Wire
I'll Watch You Expire
Situation is Dire
My Fixation With Fire
Fuckin' With Arson
I'll Steal Your Car, Son...
I'm a Scandalous Vandal
Y'all Can't Hold A Candle
To this Clown Who's Found Around Town
Wearing Socks in Sandals
I'll Single Handedly-Dismantle
And Box you wit a Broom Handle
'Cause I'm A Hopeless Romantic
Wit An Unhealthy Obsession
Dysthymic Depression
And Passive Aggression
Responsible For Years
of All-Encompassing Oppression
Just to Make A Suggestion
Adjust your Composure, Compression
'Cause the Eco's Been Lost
In a Light, Lonely Lesson
To Keep Hater's Guessin'
And Critics Just Stressin'
My Finger's On the Kill-Switch
I'm Constantly Pressin'
I'm A Devious Gentleman
Who Loots From the Lofty
And Gives to the Grieving
Receiving what's Costly
Relieving what's Frosty
They TRY to Accost me
But Sanity Lost Me
And Vanity Got Me
Merked and Shot Me
Like Stalin and Trotsky...
I'm a GOTHIC GOD
Who's always 'On-the-Nod'
'Cause I smoke so much Heroin...
My Logic is Flawed...
I've ran 4 Crack-Houses
Now, I dabble in Pimping
Last week, I got Boxed In the Head
But you won't catch me Limping
I pick up DOPE supplies Daily
From the Methadone Clinic
I don't believe anything matters
So, you can call me a Cynic
I Dabble in Eastern Religions
But I am the Anti-Christ
I try to at least learn a Smidgen
Of Vicarious Vice...

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,001,267

@OP

> Page 11 of 11
>
> RYAN’S SICK-ASS LYRICS!!!
>
> I Write 'SORRY, 'FUCK YOU' And 'TRAP KING' on my WALL
> In BOLD, BLOODY LETTERS that I Smear And SCRAWL
> FUCK YOU ALL!
> At My FUNERAL, BUCKET's goin' HAVE-A-BALL!
> Girls Fighting over Who is The 'TRAP HOUSE QUEEN'
> A Title I Invented, Within the DOPE SCENE
> I Try NOT to be MEAN
> But Shit Gets OBSCENE...
> Just Know I'm the TRAP KING until The BITTEN END
> Ready 2 Rumble, if you GOOFS got PUNKS to SEND...
> An ARMY of SOLDIERS got the ECO'S BACK!
> WE READY 2 ATTACK
> Take this City; Fuckin' PAINT IT BLACK!
> Tryin' to Understand Just Why People HATE
> And then they Try to IMITATE
> 'Cause they just Don't APPRECIATE
> Listen to Eco, then they go & MASTURBATE
> I've given people no REASON to talk Shit About ME
> But They INSIST on Spoutin' Off, TIRELESSLY!
> It Really Don't PHASE Me,
> The Hate I've Seen LATELY...
> Bitches FLIRT, but they Ain't got the STAMINA to DATE ME ;)
> I'm Lookin' 4 a LADY who won't ABATE ME...
> SLASHED MY WRISTS 15 TIMES, but I'm Pushin' For 80...
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
>
> "SO (HATER) STEP INSIDE; SEE THE DEVIL IN I...",
> And Hear my TWISTED ALIBI...
> I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES, so I could Stay HIGH
> Watched Drama Unfold as the Minutes Roll BY...
> Had BITCHES bent-over, 'til they Screamed 'Oh MY!"
> Had a Taste of the Fast Life, Got My Piece-of-the-PIE ;)
> But It's All TEMPORARY,
> Sometimes Shit Can Get SCARY,
> At this Rate, I'll soon See The Fuckin' CEMETERY
> Get BURIED...
> So, Now I Look to JESUS & tha MOTHER MARY...
> Got Arrested More times than I can Count
> Keep Smokin', but can NEVA find the Right AMOUNT
> One hit's Never ENOUGH, When Ya Get the Good STUFF
> Achin' 4 a New Start, But I'm Feelin' ROUGH
> Actin' TOUGH...
> Until the REAPER Finally Call-My-BLUFF!
> Every Morning I wake Up, feelin' Glued to da BED
> Fighting with the Demons, that Bicker in my HEAD
> Flickerin' RED...
> My Tired Conscience Has me Left-for-DEAD!
> Just thinkin' about the Shit that I've Done
> The LIES that I've Spun...
> Wish It was over, but it just Begun...
> Try to Start over, but I can't get Sober...
> Dealers offer FREE PRODUCT, and I can't say 'No', or
> Summon the Willpower to stay clean for an Hour
> GUILT & REGRET just blossom like a FLOWER...
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> I Like 2 Smoke HEROIN off of TINFOIL STRIPS
> & I LOVE to Snort COKE Until I Get the DRIPS
> I Take ACID & SHROOMS Until My Mind Balloons
> & I Pop That MOLLY Until I Start to Feel Jolly!
> I've Smoked CRYSTAL METH Wit' a Bitch Named Beth
> And I KILL the CRACK til there ain't Nothin' Left
> Needless to Say I Smoke Weed
> To Fulfill All of my Needs
> 5 grams a Day
> Until Emotions Bleed
> I've tried Near Every Drug
> A Playa Can Name
> I've Even tried my Hand
> In the DOPE-DEALING Game!
> But Soon it's Time To Get Clean
> Maybe Keep it Serene
> Find Inner Peace
> As Cliche as that Sound or Seems...
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> "Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned..."
> I Went Spittin' Out Words that I Can't Rescind!
> Trampled on Your EMOTION
> My Pain Surges Like An OCEAN...
> Offer Me 'Redemption POTION
> 'Cause I Don't Know Where To Go, Son!
> They Told Me 'God Is DEAD!'
> But I See Traces of Design
> So As My Blood Flows Red
> Feast on it like WINE!
> I'm Doing What I Can
> To Try And Be A 'Better Man'
> Is this All Just A Part
> Of HIS Master PLAN?
> I'm Sick of Livin' Like a Sinner
> And I wanna Be A Winner
> Dawg, I had to Steal Food
> 'Cause I Ain't Have any Dinner!
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> I don't Wanna Wake when the Mornin' Hits
> I'm A Slave to these Drugs, Which I'm Tryna Quit...
> When I Come Down From My High, As the Days Roll By
> I think about what I've Done, and I Ask Myself 'WHY?!'
> It Gets Harder to Distinguish Reality from Dreams
> Nobody LISTENS to My SILENT SCREAMS
> I Fight this Battle Alone...
> I Slash My Wrists to the Bone
> And Nobody Anwers
> When I Pick Up tha Phone
> I Guess I've Made My Own Bed
> And It's All In My Head
> Some Days I wanna Paint the Walls All Red
> I Struggle With these Demons that Lead Me Astray
> They Tug Upon My Heart-Strings Like Every Day
> So I Spit It From tha Heart
> Lookin' For A New Start
> But GUILT Always Comes to
> Rip My World Apart...
> In School, I Used to Run With The GOTHIC Crowd
> We Dressed In Black And Liked Our Music Loud
> Summoned Spirits Like Witches, We Was Some Fucked-Up Bitches...
> Sucked Each Others' Blood, and Left Haters In tha Mud....
> Nowadays, I Don't Really Run Wit' A Clique
> Treat Everybody Equal, Lay My Rhymes Down Quick
> I'm All About Da Papers, And Get High On Weed Vapors
> And Gots A Lot Of Stories, 'cause we Run a lot of Capers!
> Everybody Knows My Face in My Fucked-Up City
> They Rarely Fuck With me, 'Cause my attitude's Gritty...
> I Eats Organic Food, And I Show Dat Gratitude,
> When I'm Schmoozing Wit' yo Girl, I try NOT to be Rude
> I'll Steal yo Bitch Right From Under Yo Nose
> Take Her To My Crib, get Her Out Of Her Clothes
> E'ryone Knows; That's Just How Da PIMPIN' Goes
> When It Comes To Mackin' Hunnies, Eco RUN tha Shows!
> I Don't Play Fair
> And I'm Known to Cause A Scare
> Over there...
> Always Got Ladies Playin' Wit' they Hair
> I Always Move Quick
> And I Gots My Game Slick
> And I'm Quick To Get Money
> When My Girls Turn A Trick!
> I'm the REAL DEAL! & I'm Here 2 Cop a FEEL!
> I Make'em SQUEAL! From Tha Street, My Crib, it Got CURB-APPEAL ;)
> Now, I'm here 2 Cut a DEAL!
> Mothafucka, Don't Make Me Reach 4 Tha STEEL!
> Got NO COMPUTER,
> So I Can't Record RAPS
> So I Spend All Day,
> Just Holdin' Down Tha TRAPS!
> In the Barrie Crack Scene, I'm known as a Fiend...
> I'm the Trap House King , tryna find me a Queen...
> Everybody knows my name, and where I stay at
> 'cause I help'em make money, get stacks dat be Fat
> Got Whores turning tricks out of my spare rooms
> Hooking people with everything from Heroin to Shrooms
> Crack Parties every night, you know I lay it down tight
> When it comes to pimpin hoes, I'm learning how to do it right
> See, I don't trust a bitch
> Cause they always try to BURN me
> Got no love for Pigs or Doctors
> Cause they strapped me to a gurney!
> Betta learn, G!
> In the Barrie Crack Scene, I'm known as a Fiend...
> I'm the Trap House King , tryna find me a Queen...
> Everybody knows my name, and where I stay at
> 'cause I help'em make money, get stacks dat be Fat
> Got Whores turning tricks out of my spare rooms
> Hooking people with everything from Heroin to Shrooms
> Crack Parties every night, you know I lay it down tight
> When it comes to pimpin hoes, I'm learning how to do it right
> See, I don't trust a bitch
> Cause they always try to BURN me
> Got no love for Pigs or Doctors
> Cause they strapped me to a gurney!
> Betta learn, G!
> I'm too deep in this lifestyle that I can't get out
> Running with pimps and crack dealers without a motherfuckin doubt
> They knock on my door in the middle of the night
> Offer me free product, and some pussy that be tight...
> They won't let me into rehab, so I soldier on alone
> I pimped this bitch Misty, but she ran off with my phone
> I can get my hands on any drug people need
> But I'm trying to give it up and maybe just smoke weed
> Cocaine withdrawal has me sleeping for days
> In a haze, tryna find my way outta dis maze
> Pockets empty cause all my connects pay me in dope
> Lost hope, and nearly reached the fucking end of my rope
> Dealers making 2 grand a day selling out of my crib
> But I rarely see a penny, and that ain't no fib!
> I was just Out Walking By the PIZZA PIZZA,
> When I Met a Working Girl, And Said 'Nice to Meet Ya!'
> I Was Lookin' for DOPE & Saw a Beacon of Hope
> Yeah, I'm Still New 2 da Pimpin', But I'm Learnin' tha Ropes!
> I took her Back 2 My Place, Had her Clean it Top 2 Bottom,
> When it Comes To Finessin', Homie, you KNOW that I Got'em
> She Was Lookin' for A Partner
> So I Made A Proposal
> Then We Threw Some Stray Needles
> In my Safe Disposal
> I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES,
> Now I'm In the Pimpin' Game,
> But When it Comes to Earnin' Cheddar,
> Dawg, It's All Da Same
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> Got Ladies Selling They Ass & Payin' Me Cash
> I'm still New 2 Da Pimpin, but I Learn the Game Fast!
> I Supply'em wit' Condoms, and 'Run tha Phone'
> & When My Girls Get FRISKY, I Give'em the Bone...
> I Put They Ads Online, Take Photos to Make'em look Fine
> Everybody Got they Method, but I'm Tellin' You Mine!
> My Girls Conduct Calls Out My Spare Bedroom
> When It's time To Get Money, Yeah They Rush & Zoom
> Yeah, I'm A PUNK ROCK PIMP
> Have you Blown Up Like A Blimp...
> I Keep'em High As Fuck!
> And Eager to Suck!
> ~EcoManiac (AKA 'Cayenne Ryan')
> I'm Doin' PUNK ROCK PIMPIN'!
> Have you Walking wit' a Limp and
> Got ESCORTS doing Business out of My Spare Room,
> When My House Gets Messy, My Girls Pick up a Broom!
> Yeah, Life is Real Cushy
> When You Helpin' Sell Pussy
> Used to Smoke So Much Dope,
> That My Brain Would Get Mushy
> So, Yeah I'm 'Feelin' Like a PIMP'
> ...And I "Brushe(d) My Shoulders Off"
> And I've Said GoodBye to Dope,
> Because I'm Tired of this Cough!
> ~EcoManiac (aka. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> At the Karaoke Bar, I drank Strongbow Cider
> Then found a Tim Hortons Bitch & Nutted Inside'er
> Most girls don't like it when you kiss-and-tell
> Well I had Anal Intercourse with Brittany Adel;)
> Fucked a Medical student by the name of Carrie
> I like my girls Un-shaven, but NOT too hairy!
> Now I know that this Rap is gonna ruffle some feathers
> But I once fooled around with a chick named Heather
> I could rhyme all day about the Bitches I boned
> Or you could just ask Yo MaMA how I made her Moan; )
> I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
> Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
> To Help Me Pull Scams
> And Give Money $$ to My Fams
> You Know I used to Smoke Grams
> And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
> But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
> Friends Want me to Succeed
> Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
> Off to Rehab Soon,
> Done with Dope & Greed!
> I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
> Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
> To Help Me Pull Scams
> And Give Money $$ to My Fams
> You Know I used to Smoke Grams
> And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
> But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
> Friends Want me to Succeed
> Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
> Off to Rehab Soon,
> Done with Dope & Greed!
> THEY SAY K.Y.S.
> 'CAUSE MY LIFE'S A MESS!
> BUT WHEN I GET UNDRESSED
> LADIES' CLITS GET PRESSED!
> 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST IN THE WEST,
> I'LL PUT A KNIFE THROUGH YA CHEST
> WHEN CHICKS LIE IN THEY BED
> THOUGHTS OF ECO IN THEY HEAD
> THEY ALL 'FLICK THEIR BEANS'
> TIL THEY CUNTS TURN RED!
> I wanted you at First Sight
> But the Timing Wasn't Right
> We Had So Much in Common
> And Your Body Was Bombin' ;)
> I Cherished Our Hugs
> For you, I'd Give Up the DRUGS
> I'm In love with your Smile
> And Your Lavish Style
> Been Enamored For A While
> But My Actions Are Vile...
> Still you Inspire me with Hope
> And you Help Me to Cope
> As My Lifeline is Narrowing,
> Could You Be My New Heroin?
> Your Scent Is So Divine
> I want to Make You Mine
> We Could sit and Drink Wine
> Until The End of Time...
> When I Wake up in the Morning, Depression Hits Me
> I try to shake it off, Find a Smile that Fits Me
> But Boredom Overcomes Me; Loneliness Numbs Me
> Friends Disappear, I'm A Victim to My Fears
> But I Gotta Stay Strong, Keep My Chin Up High
> Put On a Tough Facade, As the Days Roll By...
> I Write Fucked-Up Rhymes
> Just to Pass the Time
> But Still I'm Haunted
> By My Fucked-Up Crimes
> My Life Feels Like A Tragic Fiction
> Where I can't Get Over My Addiction
> I Try to Laugh It Off, So I Smoke And Cough
> But I'm Dying Inside
> Committing Slow Suicide...
> I Just got JUMPED by 2 CrackHeads by the Homeless Shelter
> Who DIdn't Know that I could FIGHT like a Fuckin' Black Belt'er...
> Walked Away without a Scratch, and then I Smoked a Batch
> Of the BOMBEST WEED, just to Calm My Needs...
> Put your Mind to it, And you SHALL SUCCEED!
> All I Did was WALK by the Salvation Army
> When a Couple of Punks Stepped out and Tried to Harm me...
> They Wanted 'CAYENNE RYAN' Dead, So I Stomped they Fuckin' Head
> Then I went home and simply Toasted some Bread
> And Lay in my Bed, My Knuckles all Red...
> If I see them again, I'll Bring my Uncle Pat,
> My Big, Biker Cousin Dustin and a Baseball BAT!
> Walk Away wit' a TEARDROP TAT,
> They Wanna Rumble, Let's Show'em where it's At!
> I don't eat Meat
> But I leave Bodies in the street
> I'm known as the Elite
> I'll make yo death short and sweet
> As I clap you with the heat
> Bitch, You're gonna get beat...
> I'm just making shit up
> Off the top of my Head
> But if you fuck with me
> I'll have you left for Dead
> In a pool full of Red
> Bitch, you heard what I said....
> "Let's Play a Little Game..." like the Jigsaw Killer!
> I don't Feel your Fake Rhymes that are Mostly Filler
> See, I'm iller than half the Rappers hitting the Stage
> Who fill me with Rage
> 'Cause My Bars are more than Words on a Page
> N*ggaz watch me Age
> Some Wanna See me Locked In a Cage
> As For Me, I Love Bitches Who are Brown and Beige...
> I'll tie you to a Chair, with a spike on the Seat
> And I won't Let you piss, or even have a bite to eat
> Yeah I'm a Psychopath killer; I dare you to find someone realler
> I'm a Menace-to-Society; The opposite of Sobriety
> Ain't out for Notoriety; just want you all to Die wit Me...
> I'll lock you in My Dungeon
> Cover you with Grunge an'
> Criminal Records, I'm Expunging
> Wash Up the Blood With a Damp Sponge and
> I'll Whip you with Chains
> And Clip the Remains
> Take A Hot Poker to Your Flesh
> And ensure the Wounds Are Fresh
> When someone Fucks with Me...
> I ruin they Lives
> and Fuck their Wives
> Bitches, I come at'em wit Knives
> Leave'em Barely Alive
> Aching to Survive and to thrive
> While I'm Dancing and doing a Jive....
> Homie, You're In My Bee-Hive!
> I'm an MMA-Fighter
> Flow Hotter than a Lighter
> Yeah, I'm a Crowd-Igniter
> Fuckin' SMASH you with a RIght or
> I got My Own Bitches
> But Your Mom is Tighter ;)
> My Crack Pipe Sizzles
> As My Energy Fizzles
> I'm the Son of the Devil
> Homie, Get on My Level
> As I'm Looking Disheveled
> I'll Hit you wit a Sharp Shovel
> I'm the Krack House King
> Playa, Get in the Ring
> Hear the Eco Sing
> And Watch Asses Swing...
> I'm Sadistic, Psychotic
> Controlled, Chaotic
> Dabble In Masochism Too
> All My Victims Bleed Blue
> Y'all Know that It's True
> This One Is For You ;)
> Dead Demons Daftly Dance
> Tied Tediously Through
> My Insidious Crew
> Stands Softly on the Side-lines
> Eco Side-Winds
> And Mind-Binds
> I am Now A Part Of You....
> I'm Schooled In Forensics
> I won't Leave A Fibre
> When I Catch And Kill You
> For Wearing a Wire
> I'll Watch You Expire
> Situation is Dire
> My Fixation With Fire
> Fuckin' With Arson
> I'll Steal Your Car, Son...
> I'm a Scandalous Vandal
> Y'all Can't Hold A Candle
> To this Clown Who's Found Around Town
> Wearing Socks in Sandals
> I'll Single Handedly-Dismantle
> And Box you wit a Broom Handle
> 'Cause I'm A Hopeless Romantic
> Wit An Unhealthy Obsession
> Dysthymic Depression
> And Passive Aggression
> Responsible For Years
> of All-Encompassing Oppression
> Just to Make A Suggestion
> Adjust your Composure, Compression
> 'Cause the Eco's Been Lost
> In a Light, Lonely Lesson
> To Keep Hater's Guessin'
> And Critics Just Stressin'
> My Finger's On the Kill-Switch
> I'm Constantly Pressin'
> I'm A Devious Gentleman
> Who Loots From the Lofty
> And Gives to the Grieving
> Receiving what's Costly
> Relieving what's Frosty
> They TRY to Accost me
> But Sanity Lost Me
> And Vanity Got Me
> Merked and Shot Me
> Like Stalin and Trotsky...
> I'm a GOTHIC GOD
> Who's always 'On-the-Nod'
> 'Cause I smoke so much Heroin...
> My Logic is Flawed...
> I've ran 4 Crack-Houses
> Now, I dabble in Pimping
> Last week, I got Boxed In the Head
> But you won't catch me Limping
> I pick up DOPE supplies Daily
> From the Methadone Clinic
> I don't believe anything matters
> So, you can call me a Cynic
> I Dabble in Eastern Religions
> But I am the Anti-Christ
> I try to at least learn a Smidgen
> Of Vicarious Vice...

Sorry?

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,268

you know you can have more than one rhyme in a bar right

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,272

@OP

> Page 11 of 11
>
> RYAN’S SICK-ASS LYRICS!!!
>
> I Write 'SORRY, 'FUCK YOU' And 'TRAP KING' on my WALL
> In BOLD, BLOODY LETTERS that I Smear And SCRAWL
> FUCK YOU ALL!
> At My FUNERAL, BUCKET's goin' HAVE-A-BALL!
> Girls Fighting over Who is The 'TRAP HOUSE QUEEN'
> A Title I Invented, Within the DOPE SCENE
> I Try NOT to be MEAN
> But Shit Gets OBSCENE...
> Just Know I'm the TRAP KING until The BITTEN END
> Ready 2 Rumble, if you GOOFS got PUNKS to SEND...
> An ARMY of SOLDIERS got the ECO'S BACK!
> WE READY 2 ATTACK
> Take this City; Fuckin' PAINT IT BLACK!
> Tryin' to Understand Just Why People HATE
> And then they Try to IMITATE
> 'Cause they just Don't APPRECIATE
> Listen to Eco, then they go & MASTURBATE
> I've given people no REASON to talk Shit About ME
> But They INSIST on Spoutin' Off, TIRELESSLY!
> It Really Don't PHASE Me,
> The Hate I've Seen LATELY...
> Bitches FLIRT, but they Ain't got the STAMINA to DATE ME ;)
> I'm Lookin' 4 a LADY who won't ABATE ME...
> SLASHED MY WRISTS 15 TIMES, but I'm Pushin' For 80...
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
>
> "SO (HATER) STEP INSIDE; SEE THE DEVIL IN I...",
> And Hear my TWISTED ALIBI...
> I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES, so I could Stay HIGH
> Watched Drama Unfold as the Minutes Roll BY...
> Had BITCHES bent-over, 'til they Screamed 'Oh MY!"
> Had a Taste of the Fast Life, Got My Piece-of-the-PIE ;)
> But It's All TEMPORARY,
> Sometimes Shit Can Get SCARY,
> At this Rate, I'll soon See The Fuckin' CEMETERY
> Get BURIED...
> So, Now I Look to JESUS & tha MOTHER MARY...
> Got Arrested More times than I can Count
> Keep Smokin', but can NEVA find the Right AMOUNT
> One hit's Never ENOUGH, When Ya Get the Good STUFF
> Achin' 4 a New Start, But I'm Feelin' ROUGH
> Actin' TOUGH...
> Until the REAPER Finally Call-My-BLUFF!
> Every Morning I wake Up, feelin' Glued to da BED
> Fighting with the Demons, that Bicker in my HEAD
> Flickerin' RED...
> My Tired Conscience Has me Left-for-DEAD!
> Just thinkin' about the Shit that I've Done
> The LIES that I've Spun...
> Wish It was over, but it just Begun...
> Try to Start over, but I can't get Sober...
> Dealers offer FREE PRODUCT, and I can't say 'No', or
> Summon the Willpower to stay clean for an Hour
> GUILT & REGRET just blossom like a FLOWER...
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> I Like 2 Smoke HEROIN off of TINFOIL STRIPS
> & I LOVE to Snort COKE Until I Get the DRIPS
> I Take ACID & SHROOMS Until My Mind Balloons
> & I Pop That MOLLY Until I Start to Feel Jolly!
> I've Smoked CRYSTAL METH Wit' a Bitch Named Beth
> And I KILL the CRACK til there ain't Nothin' Left
> Needless to Say I Smoke Weed
> To Fulfill All of my Needs
> 5 grams a Day
> Until Emotions Bleed
> I've tried Near Every Drug
> A Playa Can Name
> I've Even tried my Hand
> In the DOPE-DEALING Game!
> But Soon it's Time To Get Clean
> Maybe Keep it Serene
> Find Inner Peace
> As Cliche as that Sound or Seems...
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> "Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned..."
> I Went Spittin' Out Words that I Can't Rescind!
> Trampled on Your EMOTION
> My Pain Surges Like An OCEAN...
> Offer Me 'Redemption POTION
> 'Cause I Don't Know Where To Go, Son!
> They Told Me 'God Is DEAD!'
> But I See Traces of Design
> So As My Blood Flows Red
> Feast on it like WINE!
> I'm Doing What I Can
> To Try And Be A 'Better Man'
> Is this All Just A Part
> Of HIS Master PLAN?
> I'm Sick of Livin' Like a Sinner
> And I wanna Be A Winner
> Dawg, I had to Steal Food
> 'Cause I Ain't Have any Dinner!
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> I don't Wanna Wake when the Mornin' Hits
> I'm A Slave to these Drugs, Which I'm Tryna Quit...
> When I Come Down From My High, As the Days Roll By
> I think about what I've Done, and I Ask Myself 'WHY?!'
> It Gets Harder to Distinguish Reality from Dreams
> Nobody LISTENS to My SILENT SCREAMS
> I Fight this Battle Alone...
> I Slash My Wrists to the Bone
> And Nobody Anwers
> When I Pick Up tha Phone
> I Guess I've Made My Own Bed
> And It's All In My Head
> Some Days I wanna Paint the Walls All Red
> I Struggle With these Demons that Lead Me Astray
> They Tug Upon My Heart-Strings Like Every Day
> So I Spit It From tha Heart
> Lookin' For A New Start
> But GUILT Always Comes to
> Rip My World Apart...
> In School, I Used to Run With The GOTHIC Crowd
> We Dressed In Black And Liked Our Music Loud
> Summoned Spirits Like Witches, We Was Some Fucked-Up Bitches...
> Sucked Each Others' Blood, and Left Haters In tha Mud....
> Nowadays, I Don't Really Run Wit' A Clique
> Treat Everybody Equal, Lay My Rhymes Down Quick
> I'm All About Da Papers, And Get High On Weed Vapors
> And Gots A Lot Of Stories, 'cause we Run a lot of Capers!
> Everybody Knows My Face in My Fucked-Up City
> They Rarely Fuck With me, 'Cause my attitude's Gritty...
> I Eats Organic Food, And I Show Dat Gratitude,
> When I'm Schmoozing Wit' yo Girl, I try NOT to be Rude
> I'll Steal yo Bitch Right From Under Yo Nose
> Take Her To My Crib, get Her Out Of Her Clothes
> E'ryone Knows; That's Just How Da PIMPIN' Goes
> When It Comes To Mackin' Hunnies, Eco RUN tha Shows!
> I Don't Play Fair
> And I'm Known to Cause A Scare
> Over there...
> Always Got Ladies Playin' Wit' they Hair
> I Always Move Quick
> And I Gots My Game Slick
> And I'm Quick To Get Money
> When My Girls Turn A Trick!
> I'm the REAL DEAL! & I'm Here 2 Cop a FEEL!
> I Make'em SQUEAL! From Tha Street, My Crib, it Got CURB-APPEAL ;)
> Now, I'm here 2 Cut a DEAL!
> Mothafucka, Don't Make Me Reach 4 Tha STEEL!
> Got NO COMPUTER,
> So I Can't Record RAPS
> So I Spend All Day,
> Just Holdin' Down Tha TRAPS!
> In the Barrie Crack Scene, I'm known as a Fiend...
> I'm the Trap House King , tryna find me a Queen...
> Everybody knows my name, and where I stay at
> 'cause I help'em make money, get stacks dat be Fat
> Got Whores turning tricks out of my spare rooms
> Hooking people with everything from Heroin to Shrooms
> Crack Parties every night, you know I lay it down tight
> When it comes to pimpin hoes, I'm learning how to do it right
> See, I don't trust a bitch
> Cause they always try to BURN me
> Got no love for Pigs or Doctors
> Cause they strapped me to a gurney!
> Betta learn, G!
> In the Barrie Crack Scene, I'm known as a Fiend...
> I'm the Trap House King , tryna find me a Queen...
> Everybody knows my name, and where I stay at
> 'cause I help'em make money, get stacks dat be Fat
> Got Whores turning tricks out of my spare rooms
> Hooking people with everything from Heroin to Shrooms
> Crack Parties every night, you know I lay it down tight
> When it comes to pimpin hoes, I'm learning how to do it right
> See, I don't trust a bitch
> Cause they always try to BURN me
> Got no love for Pigs or Doctors
> Cause they strapped me to a gurney!
> Betta learn, G!
> I'm too deep in this lifestyle that I can't get out
> Running with pimps and crack dealers without a motherfuckin doubt
> They knock on my door in the middle of the night
> Offer me free product, and some pussy that be tight...
> They won't let me into rehab, so I soldier on alone
> I pimped this bitch Misty, but she ran off with my phone
> I can get my hands on any drug people need
> But I'm trying to give it up and maybe just smoke weed
> Cocaine withdrawal has me sleeping for days
> In a haze, tryna find my way outta dis maze
> Pockets empty cause all my connects pay me in dope
> Lost hope, and nearly reached the fucking end of my rope
> Dealers making 2 grand a day selling out of my crib
> But I rarely see a penny, and that ain't no fib!
> I was just Out Walking By the PIZZA PIZZA,
> When I Met a Working Girl, And Said 'Nice to Meet Ya!'
> I Was Lookin' for DOPE & Saw a Beacon of Hope
> Yeah, I'm Still New 2 da Pimpin', But I'm Learnin' tha Ropes!
> I took her Back 2 My Place, Had her Clean it Top 2 Bottom,
> When it Comes To Finessin', Homie, you KNOW that I Got'em
> She Was Lookin' for A Partner
> So I Made A Proposal
> Then We Threw Some Stray Needles
> In my Safe Disposal
> I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES,
> Now I'm In the Pimpin' Game,
> But When it Comes to Earnin' Cheddar,
> Dawg, It's All Da Same
> ~EcoManiac (AKA. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> Got Ladies Selling They Ass & Payin' Me Cash
> I'm still New 2 Da Pimpin, but I Learn the Game Fast!
> I Supply'em wit' Condoms, and 'Run tha Phone'
> & When My Girls Get FRISKY, I Give'em the Bone...
> I Put They Ads Online, Take Photos to Make'em look Fine
> Everybody Got they Method, but I'm Tellin' You Mine!
> My Girls Conduct Calls Out My Spare Bedroom
> When It's time To Get Money, Yeah They Rush & Zoom
> Yeah, I'm A PUNK ROCK PIMP
> Have you Blown Up Like A Blimp...
> I Keep'em High As Fuck!
> And Eager to Suck!
> ~EcoManiac (AKA 'Cayenne Ryan')
> I'm Doin' PUNK ROCK PIMPIN'!
> Have you Walking wit' a Limp and
> Got ESCORTS doing Business out of My Spare Room,
> When My House Gets Messy, My Girls Pick up a Broom!
> Yeah, Life is Real Cushy
> When You Helpin' Sell Pussy
> Used to Smoke So Much Dope,
> That My Brain Would Get Mushy
> So, Yeah I'm 'Feelin' Like a PIMP'
> ...And I "Brushe(d) My Shoulders Off"
> And I've Said GoodBye to Dope,
> Because I'm Tired of this Cough!
> ~EcoManiac (aka. 'Cayenne Ryan')
> At the Karaoke Bar, I drank Strongbow Cider
> Then found a Tim Hortons Bitch & Nutted Inside'er
> Most girls don't like it when you kiss-and-tell
> Well I had Anal Intercourse with Brittany Adel;)
> Fucked a Medical student by the name of Carrie
> I like my girls Un-shaven, but NOT too hairy!
> Now I know that this Rap is gonna ruffle some feathers
> But I once fooled around with a chick named Heather
> I could rhyme all day about the Bitches I boned
> Or you could just ask Yo MaMA how I made her Moan; )
> I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
> Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
> To Help Me Pull Scams
> And Give Money $$ to My Fams
> You Know I used to Smoke Grams
> And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
> But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
> Friends Want me to Succeed
> Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
> Off to Rehab Soon,
> Done with Dope & Greed!
> I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
> Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
> To Help Me Pull Scams
> And Give Money $$ to My Fams
> You Know I used to Smoke Grams
> And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
> But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
> Friends Want me to Succeed
> Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
> Off to Rehab Soon,
> Done with Dope & Greed!
> THEY SAY K.Y.S.
> 'CAUSE MY LIFE'S A MESS!
> BUT WHEN I GET UNDRESSED
> LADIES' CLITS GET PRESSED!
> 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST IN THE WEST,
> I'LL PUT A KNIFE THROUGH YA CHEST
> WHEN CHICKS LIE IN THEY BED
> THOUGHTS OF ECO IN THEY HEAD
> THEY ALL 'FLICK THEIR BEANS'
> TIL THEY CUNTS TURN RED!
> I wanted you at First Sight
> But the Timing Wasn't Right
> We Had So Much in Common
> And Your Body Was Bombin' ;)
> I Cherished Our Hugs
> For you, I'd Give Up the DRUGS
> I'm In love with your Smile
> And Your Lavish Style
> Been Enamored For A While
> But My Actions Are Vile...
> Still you Inspire me with Hope
> And you Help Me to Cope
> As My Lifeline is Narrowing,
> Could You Be My New Heroin?
> Your Scent Is So Divine
> I want to Make You Mine
> We Could sit and Drink Wine
> Until The End of Time...
> When I Wake up in the Morning, Depression Hits Me
> I try to shake it off, Find a Smile that Fits Me
> But Boredom Overcomes Me; Loneliness Numbs Me
> Friends Disappear, I'm A Victim to My Fears
> But I Gotta Stay Strong, Keep My Chin Up High
> Put On a Tough Facade, As the Days Roll By...
> I Write Fucked-Up Rhymes
> Just to Pass the Time
> But Still I'm Haunted
> By My Fucked-Up Crimes
> My Life Feels Like A Tragic Fiction
> Where I can't Get Over My Addiction
> I Try to Laugh It Off, So I Smoke And Cough
> But I'm Dying Inside
> Committing Slow Suicide...
> I Just got JUMPED by 2 CrackHeads by the Homeless Shelter
> Who DIdn't Know that I could FIGHT like a Fuckin' Black Belt'er...
> Walked Away without a Scratch, and then I Smoked a Batch
> Of the BOMBEST WEED, just to Calm My Needs...
> Put your Mind to it, And you SHALL SUCCEED!
> All I Did was WALK by the Salvation Army
> When a Couple of Punks Stepped out and Tried to Harm me...
> They Wanted 'CAYENNE RYAN' Dead, So I Stomped they Fuckin' Head
> Then I went home and simply Toasted some Bread
> And Lay in my Bed, My Knuckles all Red...
> If I see them again, I'll Bring my Uncle Pat,
> My Big, Biker Cousin Dustin and a Baseball BAT!
> Walk Away wit' a TEARDROP TAT,
> They Wanna Rumble, Let's Show'em where it's At!
> I don't eat Meat
> But I leave Bodies in the street
> I'm known as the Elite
> I'll make yo death short and sweet
> As I clap you with the heat
> Bitch, You're gonna get beat...
> I'm just making shit up
> Off the top of my Head
> But if you fuck with me
> I'll have you left for Dead
> In a pool full of Red
> Bitch, you heard what I said....
> "Let's Play a Little Game..." like the Jigsaw Killer!
> I don't Feel your Fake Rhymes that are Mostly Filler
> See, I'm iller than half the Rappers hitting the Stage
> Who fill me with Rage
> 'Cause My Bars are more than Words on a Page
> N*ggaz watch me Age
> Some Wanna See me Locked In a Cage
> As For Me, I Love Bitches Who are Brown and Beige...
> I'll tie you to a Chair, with a spike on the Seat
> And I won't Let you piss, or even have a bite to eat
> Yeah I'm a Psychopath killer; I dare you to find someone realler
> I'm a Menace-to-Society; The opposite of Sobriety
> Ain't out for Notoriety; just want you all to Die wit Me...
> I'll lock you in My Dungeon
> Cover you with Grunge an'
> Criminal Records, I'm Expunging
> Wash Up the Blood With a Damp Sponge and
> I'll Whip you with Chains
> And Clip the Remains
> Take A Hot Poker to Your Flesh
> And ensure the Wounds Are Fresh
> When someone Fucks with Me...
> I ruin they Lives
> and Fuck their Wives
> Bitches, I come at'em wit Knives
> Leave'em Barely Alive
> Aching to Survive and to thrive
> While I'm Dancing and doing a Jive....
> Homie, You're In My Bee-Hive!
> I'm an MMA-Fighter
> Flow Hotter than a Lighter
> Yeah, I'm a Crowd-Igniter
> Fuckin' SMASH you with a RIght or
> I got My Own Bitches
> But Your Mom is Tighter ;)
> My Crack Pipe Sizzles
> As My Energy Fizzles
> I'm the Son of the Devil
> Homie, Get on My Level
> As I'm Looking Disheveled
> I'll Hit you wit a Sharp Shovel
> I'm the Krack House King
> Playa, Get in the Ring
> Hear the Eco Sing
> And Watch Asses Swing...
> I'm Sadistic, Psychotic
> Controlled, Chaotic
> Dabble In Masochism Too
> All My Victims Bleed Blue
> Y'all Know that It's True
> This One Is For You ;)
> Dead Demons Daftly Dance
> Tied Tediously Through
> My Insidious Crew
> Stands Softly on the Side-lines
> Eco Side-Winds
> And Mind-Binds
> I am Now A Part Of You....
> I'm Schooled In Forensics
> I won't Leave A Fibre
> When I Catch And Kill You
> For Wearing a Wire
> I'll Watch You Expire
> Situation is Dire
> My Fixation With Fire
> Fuckin' With Arson
> I'll Steal Your Car, Son...
> I'm a Scandalous Vandal
> Y'all Can't Hold A Candle
> To this Clown Who's Found Around Town
> Wearing Socks in Sandals
> I'll Single Handedly-Dismantle
> And Box you wit a Broom Handle
> 'Cause I'm A Hopeless Romantic
> Wit An Unhealthy Obsession
> Dysthymic Depression
> And Passive Aggression
> Responsible For Years
> of All-Encompassing Oppression
> Just to Make A Suggestion
> Adjust your Composure, Compression
> 'Cause the Eco's Been Lost
> In a Light, Lonely Lesson
> To Keep Hater's Guessin'
> And Critics Just Stressin'
> My Finger's On the Kill-Switch
> I'm Constantly Pressin'
> I'm A Devious Gentleman
> Who Loots From the Lofty
> And Gives to the Grieving
> Receiving what's Costly
> Relieving what's Frosty
> They TRY to Accost me
> But Sanity Lost Me
> And Vanity Got Me
> Merked and Shot Me
> Like Stalin and Trotsky...
> I'm a GOTHIC GOD
> Who's always 'On-the-Nod'
> 'Cause I smoke so much Heroin...
> My Logic is Flawed...
> I've ran 4 Crack-Houses
> Now, I dabble in Pimping
> Last week, I got Boxed In the Head
> But you won't catch me Limping
> I pick up DOPE supplies Daily
> From the Methadone Clinic
> I don't believe anything matters
> So, you can call me a Cynic
> I Dabble in Eastern Religions
> But I am the Anti-Christ
> I try to at least learn a Smidgen
> Of Vicarious Vice...

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