Topic: 5 a side tonight
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #87,472
I joined a 5 a side football team and I'm in goal. First game is tonight. Wish me luck you niggers.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,000,870
Fuck you, racist cuck.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,871
I hope you lose!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,872
I'd suggest laying off the toot during that physical exertion lad. Good luck tonight.
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Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,873
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Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,875
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,895
@OP
And how will Brexit help him win 5 a side games?
And how will Brexit help him win 5 a side games?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,960
I'm at the 5 a side ground now. The parking is at the school across the road so I need to be sneaky with my drinking.
Waiting on my new team mates
Waiting on my new team mates
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,964
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,001
We're getting smashed.I've been subbed
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,032
End result... we lost 9 - 1 and our team disbanded.
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Sharice Turnipseed !!NWcpYoiU7 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,078
I hope a black guy scores on you.
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@1,001,400 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Svet promised his team that Brexit would make them win. When he failed to deliver the result they wanted, they walked.
Svet promised his team that Brexit would make them win. When he failed to deliver the result they wanted, they walked.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,523
@1,001,400 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I think they disband as a polite way to kick me out of the team. I was the goal keeper and conceded 7 goals in the first 20 minute half.
I think they disband as a polite way to kick me out of the team. I was the goal keeper and conceded 7 goals in the first 20 minute half.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,532
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,533
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Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,543
@1,001,533 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't blame them to be fair. They were all ages between 19 and 22 and play football regularly where as I was a drunk 40 year old bloke in goal for the first time.
I sort of blagged my way into the team really by saying I had tryouts at West Ham
I don't blame them to be fair. They were all ages between 19 and 22 and play football regularly where as I was a drunk 40 year old bloke in goal for the first time.
I sort of blagged my way into the team really by saying I had tryouts at West Ham
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Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,547
@1,001,536 (D)
No. I didn't tell her the loss was my fault though. Just told her we were out classed.
No. I didn't tell her the loss was my fault though. Just told her we were out classed.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,559
@1,001,045 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Well... the other side were full of foreigners so you do the maths.
The filthy foreigners were better than the Brits eh? A wise idea to kick them out!
> Well... the other side were full of foreigners so you do the maths.
The filthy foreigners were better than the Brits eh? A wise idea to kick them out!