Topic: What do you do, when you are starting a new relationship with a beautiful girl...

Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5. started this discussion 7 years ago #87,466

...and she invites you to her house for the first time, but when you get there, the entire place smells like sweaty, smelly feet and girlfarts?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,000,837

That's something you don't have to worry about Matt. No woman will ever invite you to her house.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,839

@previous (B)
Bear in mind that Matt thinks trannies are women.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,841

@1,000,837 (B)
@previous (C)

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,186

The last woman Matt had sex with charged 150 yuan and gave him TB and a bad jock itch

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,187

Sure is stalky up in here.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,189

@previous (F)
Any more lip and I'll punch your fucking lights out, cunt.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,190

@previous (C)
Bring it on, bitch.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,191

@1,001,187 (F)
You know what’s “stalky”? Matt’s fat fucking body, he’s stocky like a fat pink pig.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,192

@1,001,190 (F)
Meet me in the gents at Ilford McDonalds tonight and I'll kick your fucking back doors in you little poofter.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,194

@previous (C)
Where the fuck is Ilford?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,196

@previous (F)
Ilford is a large town in east London, located east of Charing Cross. It is the administrative centre of the London Borough of Redbridge, and identified as a major metropolitan centre in the London Plan.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,201

@previous (C)
So the stalker is in London. That verifies it.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,238

@previous (G)
Come and fight me then cunt, I'll shove your fucking jaw down your throat.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,240

@1,001,192 (C)

> Meet me in the gents at Ilford McDonalds tonight

How many guys have you written that to?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,241

@previous (H)
How many guys have you had your fucking teeth knocked out by, you fucking muppet?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,243

@previous (C)
Calm down lad, come let me make you feel better in cubicle 4...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,245

Who would go to London willingly?!

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,250

@previous (I)
Some cunt that wants a fucking fight.

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