I Got Charged with BREAK & ENTER, and Lately ASSAULT!
I Tried to tell the Judge that it ain't my FAULT!
Then they Charged me with Possession of Stolen GOODS,
But the Rap Game Needs Me in its Various HOODS!!!
One time they ARRESTED Me, Yeah 5 Cops TESTED Me
Tried to get the Best of Me...
I Looked at them VEXEDLY..,
Then Ry-Guy put up a FIGHT!
And he Swung with a RIGHT!
Spat on the First PIG in SIGHT
Then Summoned all of his MIGHT!
They screamed STOP RESISTING, and they put me in Cuffs!
then they Beat my Ass Down, Yeah I was feelin' Rough;
Another time they nabbed me for STUNT DRIVING,
After a late-night Session of 'Muff-Diving!
I'm Tired of Being in-Trouble with the LAW,
Still, I'll Cut you with a SAW!
Bitch, I'll leave your Flesh RAW!
PSYCHOPATHY's my Main FLAW ;)(Edited 4 minutes later.)
OP is a fibber extraordinaire.