Topic: Promoting Father Merrin to Archbishop of the Chan Diocese
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#87,436
It is clear that the chans need someone with Father Merrin's insight, leadership, and impeccable taste in death metal to lead the flock. I hereby nominate him. Thanks.
> It is clear that the chans need someone with Father Merrin's insight, leadership, and impeccable taste in death metal to lead the flock. I hereby nominate him. Thanks.
Bless you friend! I hope everyone here knows by now they can always seek my spiritual guidance at any time.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,755
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,863
@previous (H)
No, I had a proper higher education (Classics, with an MA in the Latin poets of the Augustan age) followed by the seminary.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,865
@1,000,856 (G)
I always thought the "Father Merrin" persona was TG. Are Scatman and TG the same individual? @previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Neck yourself, nonce.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,867
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,940
@previous (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)
France, where all the Catholic priests learn how to groom young children.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,948
@1,000,921 (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)
Scatman wasn’t actually from France you knuckle-dragging mongoloid and Merrin isn’t Scatchan either.
You have low sperm count and will never father a child, a disappointment to your parents OLOLOLOLL
Nick "Nubbins" Freidman !4dZaIvNx8s replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,950
@previous (N)
I spoke to Scatman once on Skype, and he is clearly French.
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,952
@previous (Nick "Nubbins" Freidman !4dZaIvNx8s)
And Scatchan had the vocabulary of an online thesaurus.
You are so fucking stupid, you had access to their IPs when you were admin at GHOUL and mod at Scatchan. Your brain runs at like 35 Mph you should know they are different people more than anyone else here but you’re so fucking retarded and unevolved that you can’t even think and process that
Anonymous N double-posted this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,953
Low Sperm Count Shit for Brains
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,000,972