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Topic: Promoting Father Merrin to Archbishop of the Chan Diocese

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,436

It is clear that the chans need someone with Father Merrin's insight, leadership, and impeccable taste in death metal to lead the flock. I hereby nominate him. Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,000,682

He's a role-playing pervert.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,683

@previous (B)
Do you have a better nominee??

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,695

@previous (A)
Matt

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,752

@1,000,682 (B)

> He's role-playing

No, I actually am a priest.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,753

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Fuck off you perverted wiredo

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,754

@OP

> It is clear that the chans need someone with Father Merrin's insight, leadership, and impeccable taste in death metal to lead the flock. I hereby nominate him. Thanks.

Bless you friend! I hope everyone here knows by now they can always seek my spiritual guidance at any time.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,755

@1,000,753 (B)

> wiredo

Au contraire, I have just finished my morning coffee. I suggest you do the same my agitated friend. Bless you!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,759

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

How is drinking coffee contrary to being a weirdo? Lots of weirdos drink coffee.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,761

@previous (D)

> How is drinking coffee contrary to being a weirdo?

It isn't.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,790

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol pedofilth

Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,797

@1,000,752 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
No you are not, Scatman.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,853

@previous (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)

> No you are not

Yes I am.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,856

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
No, Scatman. You are a seminary dropput.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,858

@1,000,853 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Did you go through them?

https://getordained.org/

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,863

@previous (H)
No, I had a proper higher education (Classics, with an MA in the Latin poets of the Augustan age) followed by the seminary.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,865

@1,000,856 (G)
I always thought the "Father Merrin" persona was TG. Are Scatman and TG the same individual?
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Neck yourself, nonce.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,867

@previous (E)

> Neck yourself

No :)

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,879

Externally hosted image

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,883

@previous (H)
I think you forgot to write something my friend. I'm seeing a blank message.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,886

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@Pedofilth
Liar you can see images.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,904

@previous (I)
Madaboutimages guy!!!!!!!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,907

@1,000,886 (I)

> you can see images.

I can't. I switched them off a while ago.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,908

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol
> a while ago

Priest says I stopped fucking kids a while ago.
A while ago was anything from 5 minutes to 24 hours.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,912

Externally hosted image@1,000,867 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Nonce.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,913

@previous (E)
He says he cannot view your image.

It says -

Merrin SHUT YOUR POLE HOLE YOU PEDOPHILE.

Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5. replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,914

@1,000,863 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Wrong. You are a seminary dropout, Scatman, who lives on the dole.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,915

@previous (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)
Where is scatman from?

Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5. replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,921

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Dijon, France

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,940

@previous (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)
France, where all the Catholic priests learn how to groom young children.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,948

@1,000,921 (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)
Scatman wasn’t actually from France you knuckle-dragging mongoloid and Merrin isn’t Scatchan either.

You have low sperm count and will never father a child, a disappointment to your parents OLOLOLOLL

Nick "Nubbins" Freidman !4dZaIvNx8s replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,950

@previous (N)
I spoke to Scatman once on Skype, and he is clearly French.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,952

@previous (Nick "Nubbins" Freidman !4dZaIvNx8s)
And Scatchan had the vocabulary of an online thesaurus.

You are so fucking stupid, you had access to their IPs when you were admin at GHOUL and mod at Scatchan. Your brain runs at like 35 Mph you should know they are different people more than anyone else here but you’re so fucking retarded and unevolved that you can’t even think and process that

Anonymous N double-posted this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,953

Low Sperm Count Shit for Brains

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,972

@1,000,948 (N)
Where was he from?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,973

@1,000,908 (K)
> f*cking kids

Please go elsewhere if you want to talk about such disgusting subjects.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,974

@1,000,913 (L)

> He says he cannot view your image.

And yet he still keeps posting them apparently :)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,975

@1,000,914 (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)

> Wrong. You are a seminary dropout

I'm not. I'm a real priest.

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,977

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yes you're a real pedophile priest.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 second later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,978

@1,000,921 (Wilson "Holiday" McKenzie !BqLj5kPa5.)

> Dijon, France

Une belle ville!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,040

@1,000,940 (M)

> France

Un pays magnifique!

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,053

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol pedofilth

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,065

@previous (E)

> lol

:)

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,103

@1,000,752 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
As in you attended seminary school or you were "ordained" online?

@1,000,915 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Nigeria, it was confirmed irrefutably when SC was still around.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,001,104

@previous (P)

> you attended seminary school

Precisely!
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