@OP
> "Last week, they Hit me with a TRESPASSING Ticket;
> Ripped that bitch up and Told'em Where to Stick It;
> Tried to start a Protest, Marching in a Picket,
> Then I Saw YOUR MOM; She was Beggin' me to Lick It!
> What!
> You see I used to 'Love These Hoes', but they INFECTED my Pee-Pee!
> So I Shove my Fucking DICK in a Hole in a Tree!
> Now my Dick's got SPLINTERS and I'm Spendin' All WINTER...
> Just Tryin'a Warm it Up & Find a Bitch on TINDER!
>
> ... but they See I'm a Recreational user of the Crack,
> So they Hit a Playa up and NEVER Holla Back </3
> It's All a Big Conspiracy, an Organized-ATTACK,
> On the Working-Class Man just Tryin'a get On-Track!!!"
>
> ~Cayenne Ryan
Pull your damn pants up for fuck's sake.