Topic: tteh can a nigga get a ride?

mordor started this discussion 6 years ago #87,401

we go to Llanfyllin?
I show you on map https://www.google.com/maps/place/Llanfyllin,+UK/@52.7742467,-3.380706,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x48655130fa8b4443:0x99db429074a7e710!8m2!3d52.7662416!4d-3.2757711

(((google)))

"there is a light that never goes out"

by The Smiths

Take me out tonight
Where theres music and theres people
And theyre young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I havent got one
Anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please dont drop me home
Because its not my home, its their
Home, and Im welcome no more

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I dont care
I dont care, I dont care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought oh god, my chance has come at last
(but then a strange fear gripped me and I Just couldnt ask)

Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I dont care
I dont care, I dont care
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I havent got one,
Oh, I havent got one

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Oh, there is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out

mordor (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,000,197

4 reasons why you NEED to watch until the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI1PetsyfGM

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,200

Too close to Shrewsbury for my liking.

mordor (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,201

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
is that a yes?

mordor (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,203

you should know I possibly get a little frumpy when I am in a car for more than 15 minutes

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,204

@1,000,201 (mordor)
sure

we'll take the spruce moose

hop in

mordor (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,205

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I don't think there is an airport very close and if there is it sure aint big enough for the spruce moose

you will have to drive and enjoy my cheeky social skills that will be further "improved" when I sit in the car for however long it takes

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,206

@previous (mordor)
that's a shame

why Llanfyllin specifically? why not, for instance, Llansantffraid-ym-Mechain

(Edited 4 weeks later.)

mordor (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,208

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
is Llansantffraid-ym-Mechain Llanfyllin?
no
that is a different place
why does someone have to go somewhere?
why not when someone has to be at a place we decide to go to some completely different place?

mordor (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,209

make sure there is room for some sheeps
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balwen_Welsh_Mountain_sheep

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,213

@1,000,208 (mordor)
I can already tell this will be a fun car journey!

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,214

now if only I had a car

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,223

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> looool no car
get a rental
there is going to be sheeps in it anyways now we wont have to wash out their shits just make sure you get the optional insurance coverage for 17 pounds

I will try to pick up some girls when we see any
> HEY GIRL you me and a jar of peanut butter you in?
> I have something I want to show you but you got to get in our car first

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,226

@previous (C)
sounds like a plan!

maybe we can get a mercedes sprinter for extra capacity

mordor replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,229

> sees girl
I know
I hear everything you are saying but I think its time you stop with your stupid little questions and get in my car
let me put my hands all over your body
get in my car
get in the car
get in my fucking car
let me put my hands all over your body

mordor double-posted this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,241

@1,000,226 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
that could work
> hello fuel prices
the females like guys in vans

but we are going to buy a minty fresh condition 1991 Renault Clio

mordor triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,243

that's the love machine right there
a real panty dropping pussy magnet

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,244

@1,000,241 (mordor)
Could do!

I was thinking something more along the lines of a nice, neon-yellow Fiat Cinquecento

mordor replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,260

I make ЧЕБУРЕКИ for car trip?

mordor double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,265

I am going to drink some water so I am going to have to go potty every 20 minutes
we will have to stop when I fill my piss jug
I guess I should say we will have to stop 20 minutes after I fill my piss jug
I can throw it out the window when its full
but I was thinking I maybe dump it out and start using it again

mordor triple-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,269

you should know that after a half hour I am probably going to start feeling not so good from being in the car for that long

Minichan