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Topic: I want to preg someone for my experiment

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,737

Image went missingYes, for my experiment I need:

1. a girl
2. a calendar

Heres what I want to do, my goal of this is to have a baby in a exact day I want it, this is pretty simple.
I want my baby to have birth on 1 January for example, the thing that I need to do is to fuck her 9 months before January so that would be April 1

Rewards:

1. $5 iTunes gift card
2. 5% off when you buy over $100 & B&Wangs

so, whos in?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #153,756

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_Sexual_Practices#When_and_where_to_have_sex

Another text, Health Benefits of the Bedchamber, indicates that certain times were better for intercourse than others. A person had to avoid having intercourse on quarter or full moons and on days when there were great winds, rain, fog, cold or heat, thunder, lightning, darkness over heaven and earth, solar and lunar eclipses, rainbows and earthquakes. Having intercourse at these times would harm a man's spirit and would cause women to become ill. Children conceived at these times would be mad, stupid, perverse or foolish; mute, deaf, crippled or blind; unfilial and violent.

Also important was selecting the right day for intercourse if a person desired children. After the woman's period, the first, third or fifth days were the best. If on these days the man ejaculated after midnight, the child would likely be male. If a female child was desired, the man needed to ejaculate on the second, fourth or sixth days after the cessation of the woman's period.

The location of sex was also important. People had to avoid the glare of the sun, moon or stars, the interior of shrines, proximity to temples, wells, stoves and privies, and the vicinity of graves or coffins.

If these suggestions were followed the family's offspring would be good, wise and virtuous. If they were not followed, the offspring would be evil and the family would eventually die off.[17]

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,758

sup to4strs

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,767

Image went missing@153,756 (B)

I will not follow any other hypotesis than mine, sorry

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,774

sup to4str

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,779

OP has a sound plan. I am curious to see if it works. Hopefully someone will help him.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,795

Why would any woman agree to carry your child?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,831

@153,774 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)

> sup ---to4str--- ninjj

ftfy

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #154,251

@153,795 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> i am buspuppie and i take everything dead serious

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #154,266

@previous (dreamworks)
She's just having fun pointing out what a dipshit to4ster is, like everyone else.
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