Topic: How excited are you for our millionth post?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,357

It's guaranteed to be shit, but I am excited.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #999,821

I'm not.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 49 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #999,822

@previous (B)
You're a boring old shit.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #999,823

It shall be...a peepee post!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #999,824

@previous (C)
No.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #999,827

One million is a small number. Billion makes more sense.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #999,828

Well now folks, the thing about this 1,000,000th post deal is this.

The Nazi mods have already deleted what, thousands of posts over the lifetime of the board so far?

So yeah, the so called 1,000,000th post thing is bogus as fuck.

Oh snap.

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #999,842

Somewhat!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #999,844

@999,828 (E)
Post numbers don't fall when a post is deleted, dumbass. Do you think the board dynamically updates every single citation to every single one of the 1,000,000 posts across 87,000 topics, every time a solitary post is removed?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #999,845

@previous (A)
I have not had many admin board positions.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #999,846

@previous (E)
I hope you've never designed any software, either.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #999,853

I'm more excited for four more glorious years of President Trump.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #999,860

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,871

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,872

@previous (I)
@999,860 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,894

Extremely.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,895

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
GREEN green GREEN.

How you doing?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,901

@previous (K)
I'm OK, Anonymous K. How are you? Is Anonymous L still following you like a madman?

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,929

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
No but Matt sure is.

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