Hank Splatters started this discussion 6 years ago#87,325
Got bored this evening with shit posting up forums so I decided to get out and relieve some weight from my balls. Drove by the local McDonalds and saw a nice looking negress. She was heavy, probably about 450 pounds but had a decent face. She was sitting in a booth consuming a #2 with a 20 piece side order of McNuggets and two cherry pies. I sat down at a table beside her and sipped my diet Coke.
After a few minutes of watching her inhale her food I asked the 450 pound negress if she wanted to go for a ride in my VW microbus. She said sure and after she finished her food we left and took a ride around town. After a short drive I asked the 450 pound negress if she would like to make out in the back of my VW microbus. She said sure why not.
I went back to the McDonalds and parked in the back parking lot. We got in back and started to make out. After about 10 minutes of kissing the 450 pound negress asked me if I wanted to fuck her. I said no not really but that I would like to sniff her butt. She agreed and got on her hands and knees and I proceeded to flare my nostrils and sniff the 450 pound negresses butt. I instantly became hard and started to masturbate furiously.
I finally reached orgasm and then stopped sniffing the 450 pound negresses butt. After I ejaculate the urge to flare my nostrils and sniff the 450 pound negresses butt went away.
I thanked the 450 pound negress for letting me sniff her butt and told her goodbye. She said you're welcome and waddles off back into the McDonalds where I found her. I then proceeded to go to the drive thru and get me a #4 super sized with a diet Coke and drive home.
Now here I sit, consuming my #4 with a diet Coke, watching reruns of The Flintstones while I shit post on forums and thinking about the 459 pound negress. But at least my balls feel lighter. I think I will go to bed now. Good Night,