Minichan

Topic: If minichan had an alcohol

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,265

What would it be called?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #998,972

Sweaty Becky

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,002

Get fucked

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,017

Bert's Toecheese

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #999,077

The Get Fucked:

2 parts vodka
1 part Domestos™
1 part bitter tears
Add ice and shake until chilled. Serve in rocks glass or discarded Taco Bell cup you dug out of the trash.

Garnish with hair from the neckbeard of a virgin or cat fur as desired.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #999,299

The Bert's Tennessee Toecheese

One tablespoon of Toecheese scrapings from Bert's unwashed feet.

Add to 8oz glass of Ever clear

Add 2 ice cubes, and stir lightly until Toecheese is mixed through drink

Add a Bert Toenail garnish, and enjoy.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #999,301

The canon has already been established:

Stinky Winky
Sweety Feet
Sweaty Becky
Jizz Jazz

I do think we should add a Bert themed drink, I second @previous (F)

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #999,303

@previous (G)

The bert drink should be called 10 Dollars a Pint.

Mosquito Valentine⚡ joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #999,309

@999,077 (E)
> discarded Taco Bell cup you dug out of the trash.

that takes me back

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #999,359

@999,299 (F)
Hahaha

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #999,911

1 part Sprite
2 parts Tesco Value Cider
1 part meth
1part everclear
Add a dash of obsession and call it Shitpost.

highway to hell joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,000,091

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

That actually sounds pretty good.
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