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Topic: How long does it take to get pregnant?

g !sBb.N.U6nE started this discussion 15 years ago #8,721

I've been fucking my boyfriend in the ass every day this week, once he is filled with cum I make him lay on his back with his legs in the air so the cum goes deep (read about it in pregnancy book). We've been trying this for a whole month now and no signs of pregnancy. What else can we do? I tried massaging his testicles, etc, but nothing is working. Help!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later[^] [v] #153,531

Sup to4str? Sup to4str?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,538

you are preggo
u just
u just...
u just dont know it yet

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,540

@previous (C)
dude

dreamworks double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,542

@previous (dreamworks)
what

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,543

@153,540 (dreamworks)
wat
@previous (dreamworks)
who

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,544

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dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,548

@previous (E)
He's hot.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,550

@OP
wait until he is finished with his period. Then you know he will have fresh eggs. Also try putting some cum at the end of a yard stick and jamming it in as far as it will go. You might want to affix a bit of twine to the yard stick so it doesn't get lost. Good luck!

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,591

@153,548 (dreamworks)
stop torling you stupid impersonator

@153,543 (C)
idk man

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,592

@previous (dreamworks)
GET A TRIPCODE YOU FUCKTARDED TROLL.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,593

@previous (G)
no

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,594

for a man or a woman?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,595

@153,593 (dreamworks)
yes.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,596

@previous (G)
no fuck off i will smash you

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,597

@previous (dreamworks)
you want to fight? ill rough you up

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,598

@previous (dreamworks)
i'll dead you

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,599

@previous (dreamworks)
i will destroy you with my bear hands.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,601

@153,592 (G)
@previous (dreamworks)
omg youre talking to fake dreamworks

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,603

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dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,604

@153,599 (dreamworks)
stop impersonating you faggot

g !sBb.N.U6nE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,605

@153,594 (H)

A man. I'm trying to give him HIV.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,606

@153,604 (dreamworks)
faggot im the real dreamworks

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,607

itt niggering

g !sBb.N.U6nE (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,609

Image went missingIt's not impossible, this has happened before. Scientifically proven.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,610

@153,606 (dreamworks)
@153,607 (dreamworks)
fuck off i'm twice the dreamworks you'll ever be

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #153,611

@previous (dreamworks)
rot op troll

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,618

ask me somethingg only the real dreamworks would now

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,620

ask ME something only the real dreamworks would know

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,621

@153,618 (dreamworks)
stop it already troll

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,622

@153,620 (dreamworks)
this is the real dreamworks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,623

@153,620 (dreamworks)
@previous (G)

Get the fuck out of my thread no-one gives a shit.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,628

@153,622 (G)
no thats me

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,630

@153,623 (A)
no to4str

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swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,635

You have a real talent at being disgusting.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,647

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

You have real talent being a homophobic bigot.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,648

@previous (A)
How am I homophobic? By having unprotected gay sex, you are the one putting gay men at risk. Doesn't that make you a homophobe?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,650

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Gay sex is no more dangerous than straight sex you little Nazi.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,651

@153,647 (A)
The sheer irony of that statement is that buspuppie is a lesbian.

Silly to4str.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,653

@153,650 (A)
Unprotected sex is more dangerous and so is anal sex. Do some research you moron.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,655

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I've had unprotected sex with women and they don't seem to care too much about safe sex either. Anal sex is no more dangerous than vaginal and gay men have no more STDs than straight men. Do you get your information from Fox News or some shit?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,656

@previous (A)
Anal sex is more dangerous because small tears open up and are exposed to more of the virus. Read a book!

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swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,657

@153,655 (A)
Just because you have had unsafe sex with women does not mean that it's safe.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,660

@153,656 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Unsubstantiated nonsense publicized by homophobic researchers.

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

If that is really what you think I implied, then you're much more stupid than I originally imagined.

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,661

HA HA HA TOASTER

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #153,666

> I’ll be permanently leaving the anontalk clones

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #153,682

@153,655 (A)
> and gay men have no more STDs than straight men.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #153,794

@153,660 (A)
Show me reports that say what I told you is false. Anal sex is more dangerous and it's not a strictly gay sex act.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #154,195

bump

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #154,210

@previous (dreamworks)
stop impersonating you faggot

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #154,212

@previous (dreamworks)
stop impersonating you faggot
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