Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^][v]#998,113
You can't fart while you are sleeping, otherwise you would shit the bed.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#998,121
I eat before I sleep. And then since I'm not using my energy while I sleep, I guess my body doesn't want to use it after it sits. I mean I eat like trash so I don't mind my body wanting a fresh start in the mornings, but it is frustrating, needing to poop in the morning just to feel human or whatever
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,126
the new day ahead is like a punch to the gut from hulk, for some anyway, and a gut punch like that is felt before it even arrived.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,134
I have to fuck a shit up my ass when i wake up.
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,211
@998,113 (B)
You CAN fart in your sleep, dude. People do it all the time.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,213
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,216
Every time I have had a one-night-stand (pronounced as one word), the girl has woken up, taken a giant dump, and clogged my toilet, then just left.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,218
@previous (It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE)
I bet you liked that, didn't you?
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,220
@previous (E)
Why are you stalking me around every thread?
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#998,222
@previous (It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE) > 8. Think of every topic as a separate "universe" which should not refer to any other topics, except for useful links, etc. A topic should always make sense stand-alone with no background information or context.