Topic: All hands on deck! Where is Ensign Bert?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #87,124
*SPLASH*
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #997,441
I don't think Bert was an ensign, bro.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,443
@previous (B)
You're right... He was a chickenshit.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,444
Bert was E1 Semen recruit. He was proficient recruiting lots of semen.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,445
Neglecting his sailoring responsibilities, as usual.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,470
The only time he shows up is when it is his turn to be on the receiving end of the glory hole.
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