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Topic: I'm settling some TV's on Craigslist

Ben Johnson ? started this discussion 7 years ago #87,112

let me tell you how it goes

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #997,338

??

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,340

In settling some sperm in u mamas ovaries

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,343

@OP

> let me tell you how it goes

Did you learn to write and speak English. If so sue your parents.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,345

@previous (D)
Mark Twain

Ben Johnson ? (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,346

@997,343 (D)

> > let me tell you how it goes
>
> Did you learn to write and speak English.
Never did

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,347

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
> I'm settling some TV's on Craigslist

Steps
1:With a sharp knife, remove your penis. Flush remains, because it's illegal to sell on Craigslist.
2:Twist off your testes with pliers. Save remains in a Styrofoam container.
3:Post testes for sale on Craigslist. (Sell only as a pair)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,348

@997,338 (B)
Transvestite prostitutes.

Ben Johnson ? (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,349

@997,347 (F)
how much do I still then for

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #997,351

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)

That was really confusing to read.

How much then, do I still for?

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Ben Johnson ? (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #997,379

@previous (C)
yes

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #997,384

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)

It depends how big your keg is!

Ben Johnson ? (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #997,388

Lauren ask does the Sharp have a HDMI port???????

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,448

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
I used to be a vendor rep for Sharp. No one ever wanted to buy Sharp :(

This was about the time they had the "Quattron" which was the yellow subpixel so the TVs had RBGY instead of RGB subpixels. They were advertised heavily with commercials featuring George Takei from Star Wars. I could not tell the difference and neither could anyone else, apparently.

The reason why is because the CCLF and LED backlights they were using only had RGB phosphors/LEDs so while they did have a yellow pixel, there was no actual yellow light coming from the backlight so it made no difference.

Ben Johnson ? (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,246

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I sold a Sharp TV for 30 rollars

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,247

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
So you sold it to a Chinaman.

Ben Johnson ? (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,253

@previous (I)
no I sold it to a Lauren

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,325

@998,246 (Ben Johnson ?)
Did you at least tell them about the Quattron yellow subpixel?

Oh god the other fun thing about being a vendor rep in the early 2010s was 3DTV. Every fucking brand had a different, incompatible 3D system and there was no 3D content and the 3D content that WAS available was also brand specific and it looked like total shit and the glasses gave people headaches and motion sickness and it was just a fucking mess and I'm glad it's gone now.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,328

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Watching in 3D is kind of neat, but after a while it just becomes normal like 2D viewing... your brain just gets used to it.
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