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Ananthanarayanan M R started this discussion 7 years ago #87,091

I've been thinking about taking up high functioning alcoholism. Do you have any tips?? Maybe a good hip flask brand?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #997,176

Start fermenting hooch.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,208

* Allergy relief eye drops will clear your eyes up so they aren't bloodshot
* Alcohol depletes B vitamins in the bloodstream - take two vitamin B complex tablets daily
* Marmite dissolved in hot water is a good hangover remedy
* Divide your alcohol purchasing among like 3-4 different stores so you don't feel self conscious about it
* Always drink alone so no one knows how much you drink
* Remember if you haven't lost your job from drinking, you don't have a problem and everything is just fine

Ananthanarayanan M R (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,209

i was thinking cool alcoholism and it was all cool but then i would have to go through a metal detector at some point and then i had like 10 flasks on me

Ananthanarayanan M R (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,210

also i find (very) fatty cheeses a good hangover remedy. eat after drinking and then go to sleep

Ananthanarayanan M R (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,211

what about dosage i want to be like chilling and working and shit but also be pretty buzzed

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,222

@997,209 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
I've seen plastic flasks for sale. I guess you could always get one of the small liquor bottles (plastic) and keep it in your pocket.

Seriously though I recommend you don't do this shit. It's not fun. Just quit drinking while you're ahead.

Ananthanarayanan M R (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,223

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Oh no that would just be fun because everyone could make witty remarks like in archer

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,224

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)

They only sound witty in your head, bud.

Ananthanarayanan M R (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,225

@previous (D)
What

Ben Johnson ? joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,232

@997,208 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> Marmite dissolved in hot water is a good hangover remedy
how did you come up with that

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,241

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
I read it on the internet somewhere. I actually do like Marmite though.

Ben Johnson ? replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,243

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> I read it on the internet somewhere. I actually do like Marmite though.

why am I not surprised!!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,247

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
Let me guess: I'm quote-unquote "weird" for liking Marmite?

Ben Johnson ? replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,248

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
no you just seem to like anything I think is gross

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,250

@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
Given that I'm the anti-ninjj, if we came into contact would we cancel each other out and annihilate each other in a flash of energy?

Ben Johnson ? replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #997,252

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> annihilate each other in a flash of energy?
if that's what you want to call it ?
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