Topic: forum, I am a candle.

q. started this discussion 7 years ago #87,017

if u leave me alone I will burn ur house down. thanks.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #996,481

One time I fell asleep with a candle burning. When I woke up, the candle was like 3/4 gone.

Shit was spooky ??

highway to hell joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,486

I came home from work one morning and did my usual fat shot of morphine then nodded out watching Speinger

Then I woke up and this old ass fan I had blowing on me from about three feet away from me was on fire at the motor

I unplugged it and threw it into the yard..

It was not my day to die

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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,496

@996,481 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I did the same but woke up to the plastic stand that it was on going up in flames.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #996,498

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Ah. Mine was in a glass jar.

I didn't actually even mean to fall asleep. I was drunk and passed out.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #996,499

Candles seem nice at first but then you play with it and get hurt again.

highway to hell replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #996,505

I'm glad we all survived
Damn
Death was toying with us

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #996,559

@996,486 (highway to hell)

> It was not my day to die

Yes. Yes it was.

Minichan