Topic: I woke up in the hospital with no memory of the last 20 years.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #87,006

This website comes up when I log into this weird handheld computer the nurses say is my telephone. What is this place?

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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #996,413

Hi Matt! I have to say the amnesia shtick is your best yet ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,414

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Is that my name? I will ask the doctor when he visits my room again.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,417

@previous (A)
The "who is Matt?" shtick. This is classic Matt ????

It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,418

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Wrong. It is MAATT.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,419

@previous (It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE)
And here come the multiple UIDs ?????

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,423

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'm glad somebody is enjoying this. I find myself confused and infuriated by this strange new world I have awaken to.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #996,445

wait till you see what did to toothbrushes

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #996,541

How would you have a smartphone if you've been out since 1999?

Ben Johnson ? joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #996,555

@previous (E)
maybe he woke up and posted for a while in there early teens

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #996,572

If this were real you would call it a fancy palmos

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #996,573

@OP

Hi, OP.

Welcome to 2019. Many things have changed since 1999. Prince is dead for one thing and so is Bowie.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,756

@OP
Has anyone mentioned the current President of the US?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,758

Opinions are hate crimes now. So is wearing a red hat

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,759

@996,756 (I)
They asked me if I knew who it was and when I said Clinton they looked very sad and told me I was in for a shock when I get out of the hospital. Why didn't they want to tell me?

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,760

@previous (A)

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,767

@996,759 (A)
Do you recall an entrepreneur named Donald Trump?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,838

@996,758 (J)

> Opinions are hate crimes now. So is wearing a red hat

no it isn't

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,842

God you people are stupid and obsessed.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,849

@996,838 (Sheila LaBoof)

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,850

@previous (J)
no law enforcement actions have been noted regarding your faggy hat

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,851

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/Woman-Who-Assaulted-Falmouth-Bar-Patron-for-Wearing-MAGA-Hat-to-Be-Deported-506391551.html

Anonymous J double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,852

@996,850 (Sheila LaBoof)
http://time.com/5541025/new-jersey-maga-hat-assault/

Anonymous J triple-posted this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,853

@996,850 (Sheila LaBoof)
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/SAPD-Suspect-in-assault-over-MAGA-hat-at-13053021.php

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #996,856

@previous (J)

> https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/SAPD-Suspect-in-assault-over-MAGA-hat-at-13053021.php

all of your links support my position that you are in error that people with red hats face criminal sanction

indeed, the police charged people that had attacked the wearers of hats, contrary to your assertion

Minichan