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Topic: Why is it SOOOO fucking difficult...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,974

To find a mistress to make me her puppy dog?

I would walk on all fours and only bark. I would wear nothing but my collar and chastity belt. She would expect me to lay at her feet and eat her table scraps.

I would be her devoted hound. Her protector, her companion. I would be her slave forever.

And yet nobody seems to want me to do this for them. What the fuck?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #996,081

Learn how to matket it better, dogs don't make money.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #996,082

@previous (B)

Do any devoted pets make money?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,086

@previous (A)
You need to frequent a BDSM club nearby. Or find events on craigslist. In places like San Francisco people wear dog collars in public to attract that attention you are looking for. Attach a leash and just hold it out as people walk by.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,093

I never got the whole dom/sub thing. I'm way too lazy to be either. Who has the energy to do all this extra stuff???

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #996,098

Bark again when you can cum as much and as hot as a real dog.

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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #996,103

@previous (E)

?-ready ass detected.
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