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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#996,025
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The President of Puerto Rico was photographed with some notes that only a very stable genius could have written.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#996,026
Look how big the type is for him
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#996,030
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#996,036
@996,019 (C)
And your tail pipe fucking, alligator wrasslin, overall wearing, pig fucking, Louisiana retarded ass is still crying 3 years later.
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,049
@previous (G)
Whom exactly do you think you are replying to there, Ace?
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE double-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,055
Shouldn't a US president be semi-literate?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,057
@previous (It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE)
No that's liberal elitism you don't understand the plight of the poorly educated economically anxious majority of normal people and real americans.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,061
It looks like Trump wins again!
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,062
@996,057 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Think about it: our president is semi-illiterate.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,066
@previous (It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE)
If he's semi-illiterate, that means he's also semi-literate. You've gotta look on the bright side of things.
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE replied with this 7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,067
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
True. He brags about literally NEVER reading. Anything. Never. His briefings are not even in complete sentences.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,069
@previous (It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE)
I'd be surprised if he's ever read more than fifty pages in one sitting in his life. I get why twitter is his medium of choice. The most you'll ever have to read is like a paragraph spread out over multiple short tweets and most of it funny images that make the six neurons still somehow functioning in his brain zap and dopamine gets released. It's really impressive that someone with his severe mental disability achieved so much. We should really be more supportive of our first special needs president.
It Is MAAM !Z/cf3vSlNE replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,071
What has Trump done that is greater than killing Hitler?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,349
@996,299 (highway to hell)
I was saying I can spell the word "accomplishments" and he cannot. Doesn't that disturb you?
Also Constitutionally I am not even eligible to be President yet! Ask me again when I'm 35. Also you are ban evading from the forum so you should probably critically examine your own life.
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,352
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck it
Since you are butthurt I will go away and spare your sensitive feelings
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#996,354
“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy. Further, more exports of U.S. LNG to the world means more U.S. jobs and more domestic economic growth and cleaner air here at home and around the globe,” said U.S. Under Secretary of Energy Mark W. Menezes, who highlighted the approval at the Clean Energy Ministerial in Vancouver, Canada. “There’s no doubt today’s announcement furthers this Administration’s commitment to promoting energy security and diversity worldwide.”
“Approval of additional LNG exports from Freeport LNG furthers this Administration’s commitment to promoting American energy, American jobs, and the American economy. Further, increased supplies of U.S. natural gas on the world market are critical to advancing clean energy and the energy security of our allies around the globe. With the U.S. in another year of record-setting natural gas production, I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world,” said Assistant Secretary for Fossil Energy Steven Winberg, who signed the export order and was also in attendance at the Clean Energy Ministerial.
This is like what a hacky liberal comedian would have said about Bush in 2005. "Natural gas? More like...Freedom Gas." Except it's real and it just happened. Fuck we live in the worst of all possible universes.
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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,049
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The "freedom gas" thing is actually pretty surprising. I honestly can't picture Trump saying that. Though this was said by the Under Secretary of Energy and the Assistant Secretary for Fossil Energy and not Trump himself.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,050
@998,046 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
but what do their freedom poots smell like?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,052
@998,049 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Nothing is surprising if you accept the reality that Republicans & this administration are the liberals' worst caricatures of conservatism come to life. @previous (O)
Spicy.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,072
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You are so right. I think you could absolutely be 100 times a better President than D Trump!
You should post your resume quickly before all the campaign stuff starts up for 2020. You will be certain to push Trump to the back burner as they recognize your remarkable talents and life long endeavors are matched up against the lowly Trump.
Come on, it's your time to shine.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,074
@previous (P)
The sad thing is that you are probably correct. I would trust Fake anon to a better job than Trump at most things, unless the contest involved Russian real estate deals or crying about Nancy Pelosi.
Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,080
Anonymous Q replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,081
@previous (P)
Well, what you thought was sarcasm was actually a pretty sound assessment. It helps to ground yourself in reality before you try to employ sarcasm.
Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,084
@previous (Q)
Soundly ground your tongue on my balls.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,128
@998,072 (P)
I'm not 35 so I can't run sadly. I can't possibly be worse than him so thanks for the encouragement!
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Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#998,138