Topic: I'm sick as shit of this "hello world" horseshit in the programming language introductions

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #86,929

Fuck off, I'm not typing that bullshit.

petition to Find/Replace all "hello world" with "suck my dick"

Matthew Rosteet Miller joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #995,690

I'll drink to that

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #995,702

tfw the world never says hello back

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #995,703

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

You just have to be the catalyst for change, and print the hello back.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,008

Have no fear, there is now the language FunLog++ (NOT related to Gunlog) which swaps the traditional "Hello, World!" examples for various hepatitis-related expressions!

The FunLog++ system currently is implemented as the FunLog++ interpreter (FUN.EXE) which consists of two subprograms, the FunLog++ compiler (FUNC.EXE) and the FunLog++ executer (FUNX.EXE). The compiler translates a FunLog++ source file, say HEPATITIS.FUN, into an intermediate file, then HEPATITIS.LPA. The FunLog++ executer loads the intermediate file and generates an output file, then HEPATITIS.RES.

The FunLog++ interpreter call

fun root("hepatitis"):report.

sends the command root("hepatitis"):reportto the FunLog++ runtime system. Due to the message root("hepatitis") the interpreter loads file HEPATITIS.LPA and make available its root object. Then the message, e.g. report, is sent to this root object. Regard the point (.) behind the parameter which is needed by the compiler and the interpreter in the current implementation. When FUN.EXE execution has finished there is a new file HEPATITIS.RES which contains the text obtained by evaluating the command report. The FunLog++ compiler will be called automatically if there is no suitable *.LPA file or if this intermediate file is older than a present source file *.FUN.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,055

My Intro to SkyNet programming course started with a "goodbye world" example.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,073

Begats:

main( ) {
printf("hello, world\n");
}

Then

main( ) {
extern a, b, c;
putchar(a); putchar(b); putchar(c); putchar('!*n');
}

a 'hell';
b 'o, w';
c 'orld';

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,075

@previous (F)
Q1: Is there a version of putchar() that returns a string?
Q2: Why?

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,082

I also don't like that convention of having those dangling } curly things hanging down like a fuckin code pube

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,086

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
In C++ and several other programming languages, failure to {
}

Just once and it's something you will never forget to incorporate again.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,090

@previous (G)
why do{
this;
}

when{you can do;
this?;}

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #998,106

@998,086 (G)

> In C++ and several other programming languages, failure to {
> }
>
> Just once and it's something you will never forget to incorporate again.

pubey and disgusting

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #998,152

When programmers kill themselves do they write the suicide note as a "goodbye world" program? ?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Minichan