Topic: Jesus Google, you spoil me
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k started this discussion 15 years ago #8,685
So I came home today and had another package from google...it contained TWO more chromebooks. Three so far, I think google has an unhealthy crush on me. I'll upload a pic in one second.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later[^] [v] #152,780
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,785
@OP
Wow, where did you sign up for that again?
Wow, where did you sign up for that again?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,786
@OP
I read your topic thinking it would be about a guy named Jesus Google.
I read your topic thinking it would be about a guy named Jesus Google.
!34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,789
Very nice indeed.
Congrats brah!
Congrats brah!
r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,790
Fuck you :(
grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,792
Pics of it didn't happen.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,804
New one on left, old one on right. Unopened box for #3 in back, I might sell it so I haven't opened it yet.I think I need an adult. Google and I started out as friends, I would visit them once and a while and ask them questions, then we started a business relationship with my phone and email. Now Google is sending me presents and leaving emotional voicemails, I think I need a restraining order.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,805
> shitty spyware-filled laptop with one program; an equally shitty & spyware ridden browser
Yeah, enjoy bud. I can experience Chrome OS myself - delete everything on my laptop, put all of my faith in my connection being present 100% of the time, and download Chrome.
Yeah, enjoy bud. I can experience Chrome OS myself - delete everything on my laptop, put all of my faith in my connection being present 100% of the time, and download Chrome.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,807
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,808
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,809
Fuck you I wanted one and I never got it ;~;
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Doll !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,819
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,820
Why did they send those to you?
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,823
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,826
r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,827
Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,829
@152,823 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I miss-posted a text. How did you get that? I actually need a laptop. :)
I miss-posted a text. How did you get that? I actually need a laptop. :)
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,831
I am officially jealous. Fuck you Deckard Cain. Fuck you.Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,835
r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,837
@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
For an actual laptop I wouldn't recommend a chromebook. They can only do internet and not really store files or run regular programs.
For an actual laptop I wouldn't recommend a chromebook. They can only do internet and not really store files or run regular programs.
grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,838
@152,805 (H)
> > shitty spyware-filled laptop with one program; an equally shitty & spyware ridden browser
> Yeah, enjoy bud. I can experience Chrome OS myself - delete everything on my laptop, put all of my faith in my connection being present 100% of the time, and download Chrome.
This.
> > shitty spyware-filled laptop with one program; an equally shitty & spyware ridden browser
> Yeah, enjoy bud. I can experience Chrome OS myself - delete everything on my laptop, put all of my faith in my connection being present 100% of the time, and download Chrome.
This.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,839
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,842
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,843
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Yah, its awesome you got them for free, but they are basically useless for most people. I am trying to find a cheap laptop for my nephew (he won't get one unless I buy for him). If you're interested in selling one for a decent price and good cause, let me know. I can also trade drugs.
Yah, its awesome you got them for free, but they are basically useless for most people. I am trying to find a cheap laptop for my nephew (he won't get one unless I buy for him). If you're interested in selling one for a decent price and good cause, let me know. I can also trade drugs.
Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,844
Imma buy the parts I want and get a custom job. Krodan is gonna make it for me.
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,845
op put jolicloud on it
it is win
it is win
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,846
@152,843 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
How many bitcoins do you have? I use mine as my living room machine. It's good for Facebook/porn/news/reddit/MC ect while I'm just sitting around.
How many bitcoins do you have? I use mine as my living room machine. It's good for Facebook/porn/news/reddit/MC ect while I'm just sitting around.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,850
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I can purchase some bitcoins if you're serious, as of now I have none. I almost invested awhile back, but put my money into something else instead. If you accept drugs, I can give you twice what I'd give you in cash.
I can purchase some bitcoins if you're serious, as of now I have none. I almost invested awhile back, but put my money into something else instead. If you accept drugs, I can give you twice what I'd give you in cash.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,861
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
No bitcoins are for pedos and trolls. Drugs would be cool but I don't do them and I'd have to traffic them interstate to move them. For real though I'll let you know in a day or two what my plans look like, the chromebooks would be great for your nephew because he can drop them (no hard disk) and he isn't going to be able to load it up with viruses.
No bitcoins are for pedos and trolls. Drugs would be cool but I don't do them and I'd have to traffic them interstate to move them. For real though I'll let you know in a day or two what my plans look like, the chromebooks would be great for your nephew because he can drop them (no hard disk) and he isn't going to be able to load it up with viruses.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,864
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #152,868
@152,861 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I'll give you an erotic massage and fifty dollars that may or may not be counterfeit.
I'll give you an erotic massage and fifty dollars that may or may not be counterfeit.