Topic: Why'd cave women drag their men by the balls?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,767

Because their dicks were uncircumcised and covered in smegma which made them to gooey to hold on to.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #994,063

Lol gross

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #994,065

Wouldn't that make it easier to grab? Like your hand would stick to it or whatever.

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #994,080

the foreskin would cover the smegma though

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #994,082

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Not back in that era. They didn't even know what washing was so the smegma just built up until it oozed out the end of the foreskin and then was smeared by hand scratching, rubbing or breeding on the entire shaft.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #994,085

@previous (A)

Nice to know you're on expert on penises from hundreds of thousands of years ago.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #994,087

@previous (E)
Glad I could enlighten you. I have been a paleoanthropologist (pronounced as one word) for many years.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #994,088

@previous (A)

> paleoanthropologist

I remember when it was just lgbt

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #994,089

@previous (F)

lol'd.

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #994,093

@994,082 (A)
oic

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