Topic: A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,711

She says, "What color?"

He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #993,339

Is poo racist because it's brown?

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #993,340

are there a lot of shops that sell multiple colours of toilet paper

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #993,341

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)

I think not.

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #993,352

@previous (D)
what about ones with a toilet paper salesperson

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #993,359

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)

You could ask any nearby associate for help, but I don't think they typically have people specifically pushing toilet paper.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,370

are there any brands that don't throw a load of paper particles in the air when you tear the strip off? I can't be good to breathe those particles (pronounced party cleeze)

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,371

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
UGH WHAAAAT

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,373

yeah, shine a line at the air around a roll when you tear off a bit and notice the airborne particlees

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,374

@993,370 (Sheila LaBoof)
try um. the fancy charmin

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,380

I got caught squeezing it in the shop and got banned

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,382

@993,373 (Sheila LaBoof)

I think that's dust

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,384

red on the head...like the dick on a dog..

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #993,390

@993,382 (G)
well I also judge by the accumulation at a fan vent, very fluffy crap buildup

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