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Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ started this discussion 7 years ago#86,683
Here is my theory. I used to talk to Scatman privately, even in French over Skype, before he became a batsh*t crazy, demented stalker. He told me many times that he had started at seminary but had never finished, and that he wanted to return. Father Merrin is obviously not a real priest, but his posts show that he does know a substantial amount about Christian theology. Scatman is the perfect candidate.
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^][v]#993,039
father merrin = tg = scatman
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,040
@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Most likely, yes. It all fits.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,041
@previous (C)
fun fact he wrote a lot of the minichan ed page too (mostly the mean parts)
Archie Harrison Mountbatten joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,042
I know for a fact that the two are not the same and would bet my entire life savings that the two are not one.
Archie Harrison Mountbatten double-posted this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,043
Scatman was a far worse poster than Father Merrin.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,045
@OP
You're wrong, MAtt. The Adepta Sororitas are what will turn the tide for the Imperium. Do you HONESTLY think that it's a coincidence that the Emperor's first Daemon Prince was a Sister? Exactly.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,046
Father Merrin is clearly Scatmae. Thanks.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,048
Remember I warned you about Scatman 8 years ago and you were all like "he speaks French so he must be legit!" ?
Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#993,050
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yeah. He turned into an evil stalker.
Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#993,056
oh yeah that makes sense I forgot about scatman because he was annoying af though
Rootin Tootin Pootin' Mondello joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#993,057
> but his posts show that he does know a substantial amount about Christian theology.
My bachelor's education was in Latin and Classical Civilisation, specialising later in the great poets of the golden age of Latin (Catullus, Propertius, et al). From there I entered the seminary.
> Scatman is the perfect candidate.
For what, I am hesitant to wonder with such a name. But alas he is not I.
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,073
> > merrin will deny being scatman > > One feels a duty to truth.
But yet, you are known to lie.
Archie Harrison Mountbatten replied with this 7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,092
@993,086 (Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ)
My friend I assure you that Father Merrin is not that piece of shit Scatman. You need not defame the good Father.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,094
You can tell by how he's the guy who will quote just the first halve of a sentence or just 2 words and then respond to that instead
And :)))
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Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,095
@993,092 (Archie Harrison Mountbatten)
Keep it to one uid merrin.
Archie Harrison Mountbatten replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,099
Honestly I would rather be called TGcomix than Scatman. Scatman is one of the biggest pieces of human shit to ever post on any tinyfora. Scatman is only rivaled by Lurkin’ Link “Strokeface” Tamake as the biggest turd to ever post.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,100
@993,076 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) @993,075 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) @993,074 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) @993,073 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) @993,072 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
how's that 2 posts a day average going btw
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,101
@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Why does he bug you so much?
(Edited 14 seconds later.)
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,103
@993,100 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Don't forget the times he posts as Anon.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,104
@993,101 (L)
He doesn't really but i do dislike him as a person
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,181
> > > > merrin will deny being scatman > > > > > > One feels a duty to truth. > > > > But yet, you are known to lie. > > I have told not one lie. Bless you friend.
Are you a 9am church or a 10am church? I always preferred Saturday service to Sunday service personally.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,218
@993,196 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
see @993,194 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,219
@993,189 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
wow it actually went down from the last time you shared your statistics even though you've posted like 20 replies a day for the last year!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,224
@993,212 (J)
The 'cheek' joke's still flying over your head I see :)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,225
> > wow it actually went down from the last time you shared your statistics > > You keep an obsessive record of very trivial things :) If you want I can post my stats monthly so you can update your records.
no i just remember things for longer than a week > > even though you've posted like 20 replies a day for the last year! > > Citation needed.
Minichan.org/history
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,228
> > > wow it actually went down from the last time you shared your statistics > > > > You keep an obsessive record of very trivial things :) If you want I can post my stats monthly so you can update your records. > no i just remember things for longer than a week
You remember very silly and trivial things :)
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,229
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
yes its called a brain
edit anyway my point is that those arent your actual post stats :')
(Edited 51 seconds later.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,231
That joke really did sail over your head didn't it? Bless your innocence, child!
Biff Picklesworth !QQ/sEL/FNc replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,284
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Christian mange le pipi.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,296
@993,239 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
no because as you can see (here and here) there isnt a single day where you've posted fewer than two replies making it mathematically impossible for your avg post/day to go down!
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#993,297
maybe someone stole your tripcode though
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#993,431
@993,296 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
You're still really struggling with this aren't you?
Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#993,433
Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#993,467
@previous (L)
he posted his stats like a week ago but the supposed avg went down even though he's been posting non stop all week
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#993,469
@previous (Ben Johnson)
One explanation is by posting with multiple UID's.
I just checked a couple of mine and they show no relationship to each other mathematically.
Ben Johnson ? replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#993,471
> How so? You're the one misunderstanding primary school mathematics!
Nice Britpost.
Also, when you post this phantom stat post of mine that you claim to have seen a week ago, then you will see why you are really struggling with this. Or, more properly, when you realize you are unable to post it because it doesn't exist, you will see why your own 'math' is perplexing you here. Happy hunting! I shall wait.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#993,505
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#993,535
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes that's the one! Thanks, that confirms it. Ananthanarayanan/Ben Johnson made a mistake. Merrin's post average increased, not decreased.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#993,537
Ananthanarayanan M R double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#993,538
@993,506 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
um but you posted the stat
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Ananthanarayanan M R triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#993,539
@993,535 (L)
oh good so you admit to posting hours every day :')
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#993,540
@993,537 (Ananthanarayanan M R) @993,296 (Ananthanarayanan M R) > there isnt a single day where you've posted fewer than two replies making it mathematically impossible for your avg post/day to go down!
Exactly, which is why his average didn't go down, it went up. I genuinely don't understand what you're not getting about this.
Anonymous L double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#993,541
Yes, from almost 4 weeks ago. Not, as you said, "1 week ago" (tell us again about how you "have a brain that can remember things from a week ago").
And it shows that my posting average increased during that period, not, as you kept claiming, decreased (tell us again about how it's me who "struggles with primary school mathematics").
So you see, you made a false statement, based on a poor memory, and from that false statement, you made a false conclusion. That's why I kept laughing at your inability to realize the flaw in your 'thinking'.
I trust I have improved you as a thinker, a reader, and a debater. Bless you, friend!