Topic: The OFFICIAL unofficial Minichanfic sequel- made with the power of a neural network!
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,654
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Green and Falco were sitting on the couch together, having just watched a video about the Nintendo Switch.
It took Falco about five seconds to notice that this console was a console.
When Zelda and Pikachu came over, he realized it wasn't a console. Not because he'd thought that at first. He started rubbing those big pink knuckles of that fur just like it was warm.
No wonder Falco would love that.
Zelda and Pikachu laughed, but it did little to quench their curiosity. Falco and Link laughed too, but they had yet to turn to look at the screen… and they were still playing.
He had a new sense of wonderment when the screen flashed: the Nintendo Switch was now in action. He was getting all this excited, but this wasn't real life, it was nothing like the real world that he'd once been accustomed to. There must be more to it than the games he played…
Green told Falco that they would buy a Nintendo Switch immediately if it was sold out, but that it was too late as the console's release window came and went.
"They are selling out like s**ts. This one went out the week before Christmas," said Falco. "We were very disappointed in them."
Nintendo of Europe told The Guardian that this incident happened because of "unexpected demand for the new Switch".
"We are aware that at times, unexpected demand for Switch hardware can lead to inventory outages," they said.
Facebook Twitter Pinterest A customer of a Nintendo-owned department store in Stockholm displays his Switch during a holiday promotion. Photograph: Anders Olsson/AP
Nintendo's move to make Switch available more widely may reflect its confidence in selling more of the console later on the home market than was originally planned.
They knew that they would have to take desperate measures to get their Nintendo Switch. Falco smoked some weed every day, and Green retrieved his trusty Sonic the Hedgehog. They both agreed, however, that it would be hard to get a hold of a controller. They soon realized they could buy the Joy-Con controllers for $59.99 on Amazon. Instead they used the $60.99 Amazon voucher that Amazon allowed them to use. After that they had a pretty good idea that there were no controllers available to them on Amazon. After saving up enough money for a replacement for his broken Wii U controller they decided they'd use the Amazon voucher instead, and purchased a Nintendo Switch for their son. The Joy-Con controller worked perfectly. They had it plugged into the USB port of the Nintendo Switch, which is how they were saved a lot of money.
The Joy-Con controllers are an integral part of the Nintendo Switch experience.
Green and Falco were sitting on the couch together, having just watched a video about the Nintendo Switch.
It took Falco about five seconds to notice that this console was a console.
When Zelda and Pikachu came over, he realized it wasn't a console. Not because he'd thought that at first. He started rubbing those big pink knuckles of that fur just like it was warm.
No wonder Falco would love that.
Zelda and Pikachu laughed, but it did little to quench their curiosity. Falco and Link laughed too, but they had yet to turn to look at the screen… and they were still playing.
He had a new sense of wonderment when the screen flashed: the Nintendo Switch was now in action. He was getting all this excited, but this wasn't real life, it was nothing like the real world that he'd once been accustomed to. There must be more to it than the games he played…
Green told Falco that they would buy a Nintendo Switch immediately if it was sold out, but that it was too late as the console's release window came and went.
"They are selling out like s**ts. This one went out the week before Christmas," said Falco. "We were very disappointed in them."
Nintendo of Europe told The Guardian that this incident happened because of "unexpected demand for the new Switch".
"We are aware that at times, unexpected demand for Switch hardware can lead to inventory outages," they said.
Facebook Twitter Pinterest A customer of a Nintendo-owned department store in Stockholm displays his Switch during a holiday promotion. Photograph: Anders Olsson/AP
Nintendo's move to make Switch available more widely may reflect its confidence in selling more of the console later on the home market than was originally planned.
They knew that they would have to take desperate measures to get their Nintendo Switch. Falco smoked some weed every day, and Green retrieved his trusty Sonic the Hedgehog. They both agreed, however, that it would be hard to get a hold of a controller. They soon realized they could buy the Joy-Con controllers for $59.99 on Amazon. Instead they used the $60.99 Amazon voucher that Amazon allowed them to use. After that they had a pretty good idea that there were no controllers available to them on Amazon. After saving up enough money for a replacement for his broken Wii U controller they decided they'd use the Amazon voucher instead, and purchased a Nintendo Switch for their son. The Joy-Con controller worked perfectly. They had it plugged into the USB port of the Nintendo Switch, which is how they were saved a lot of money.
The Joy-Con controllers are an integral part of the Nintendo Switch experience.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #992,690
Meanwhile, Svet pulled into his favourite Asda car park to buy his cocaine. When he got there, he was offered a deal: buy 10m cocaine pills, and receive a $3,000 bonus for each. Once again, he turned us down.
On October 14, 2014, Svet and several others attended a party at the home of an alleged gang member known as The Batch. It was a rare evening in the life of a New South Wales-based drug lord, and as soon as Svet emerged, The Batch shot him in the leg with a shot to the head, then smashed his head into a concrete wall and set himself alight, according to witness accounts.
The next day, a dozen men with knives went to Svet's house to burn his house down. The police have told Svet that he will be put to death if he goes to trial. He has appealed against the verdict, for fear of further reprisals.
The day I first met Svet nearly four years ago in his home in New Britain, the gang of about 30 men
Falco and Green put down their joycons. They knew they had to save Svet from unjust execution in order to avoid having Green shot with a laser cannon, but the last thing they wanted was to sacrifice her. Despite having to sacrifice one of their two main characters to save Svet, they did it anyway.
Green and his crew take off and run from the enemies, only to make a strange discovery; Svet and her comrades are actually a lot happier at this point as their friends are dead and they are on their way home.
The ending was pretty fun. At the end of this game, Svet seems to have gotten a "free pass" for it, but we don't know if she'll ever get it back.
Svet snorted his cocaine smugly, while Falco and Green looked at him confusedly and Svet nodded a 'thank you' and left.
"Damn." Robin chuckled, he had a lot riding on this match being his last one against Falco. The man was so talented he was practically invincible and the fight must have worked out perfectly if he was going to win it.
"It's okay."
After Svet left, Robin asked: "So what's next for us?"
Falco nodded. "He's just gonna let me know if he wants me here now."
"Good. But what about the other guys?" Svet asked with a frown, it was obvious that Robin had expected a fight.
A silence fell over both the two teams as both teams looked back up into the dark sky at each other for only a moment before they both gave a short and tired sigh.
"Well I guess we'll find out when the fight is over."
On October 14, 2014, Svet and several others attended a party at the home of an alleged gang member known as The Batch. It was a rare evening in the life of a New South Wales-based drug lord, and as soon as Svet emerged, The Batch shot him in the leg with a shot to the head, then smashed his head into a concrete wall and set himself alight, according to witness accounts.
The next day, a dozen men with knives went to Svet's house to burn his house down. The police have told Svet that he will be put to death if he goes to trial. He has appealed against the verdict, for fear of further reprisals.
The day I first met Svet nearly four years ago in his home in New Britain, the gang of about 30 men
Falco and Green put down their joycons. They knew they had to save Svet from unjust execution in order to avoid having Green shot with a laser cannon, but the last thing they wanted was to sacrifice her. Despite having to sacrifice one of their two main characters to save Svet, they did it anyway.
Green and his crew take off and run from the enemies, only to make a strange discovery; Svet and her comrades are actually a lot happier at this point as their friends are dead and they are on their way home.
The ending was pretty fun. At the end of this game, Svet seems to have gotten a "free pass" for it, but we don't know if she'll ever get it back.
Svet snorted his cocaine smugly, while Falco and Green looked at him confusedly and Svet nodded a 'thank you' and left.
"Damn." Robin chuckled, he had a lot riding on this match being his last one against Falco. The man was so talented he was practically invincible and the fight must have worked out perfectly if he was going to win it.
"It's okay."
After Svet left, Robin asked: "So what's next for us?"
Falco nodded. "He's just gonna let me know if he wants me here now."
"Good. But what about the other guys?" Svet asked with a frown, it was obvious that Robin had expected a fight.
A silence fell over both the two teams as both teams looked back up into the dark sky at each other for only a moment before they both gave a short and tired sigh.
"Well I guess we'll find out when the fight is over."
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #992,691
> going through this much effort
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,694
Meanwhile, in Trump's America, Becky the lawyer was meeting some Trump supporters and they asked if she was "all right?" When she responded "I'm fine," the protesters, as they would for any speech, started attacking her and her appearance and her beliefs. To the Trump supporters, it's obvious they don't care about the rights of the rest of us and they would rather target an openly gay person. But what exactly is a bigot?
At about 3:50 in the first video, Trump talks about a "new sheriff in town" who wants to deport millions of undocumented immigrants with his anti-immigrant agenda. A couple of minutes later, Becky sits in her office at her law firm to defend herself against those anti-immigrant "New Sheriff in Town" guys.
Trump is attacking a friend to help him win and she is the hero that he needs from the start of their confrontation and that's how Beck comes off as rude.
Fake anon shuffled his MtG deck. He knew he was the only one who could save Becky from the Trump supporters, so he tried to make an analogy.
"And what do I know about life?" he asked. "I'm not here to be some sort of moral high horse to give some kind of solution."
He has yet to be formally indicted and is awaiting an indictment hearing on April 8th.
Trump supporters had been pouring into the streets of downtown Minneapolis, where they stood with signs stating: "Let them vote."
Fake anon's philosophy hadn't solved anything. Svet, Green, and Falco formed Team Video Games and travelled to Trump's America to rescue Becky. They would do battle with their heroes, but were forced to retreat when a bomb that had been triggered by Svet's powers accidentally detonated somewhere. The bomb, which had apparently been planted by Svet, would be used to bomb the entire base, killing dozens of innocent civilians. (TV: The Invasion)
After recovering from their recent mishap, Becky and Svet decided to travel further into the country to rescue Donald Trump's father, who was being held hostage by Nazis. They then traveled to the Trump's estate, which contained a secret vault. They found two of the Trump's daughters locked inside and were able to free them, but Donald had been taken over by a Nazi. When the room fell down into the shaft, the guards were forced to leave and they fled to the airship. (TV: The Invasion)
Svet, Becky, Green and Falco prepared themselves. They had to free Trump from the Nazi spirit. They were about to unleash what they hoped would be their ultimate victory before she could take it. That was what they were doing. When they spoke with each other, they were laughing.
After the words were whispered, and when they saw how they'd taken the Nazi spirit from the Trump spirit, they both burst into tears, sobbing hysterically. Green had the final word:
"I love you so fucking much."
For our next article we will focus on how all this happened, and how one of the players at E3 was able to tell us the Nazi spirit was present at many of the events at Disney's D23 Expo.
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At about 3:50 in the first video, Trump talks about a "new sheriff in town" who wants to deport millions of undocumented immigrants with his anti-immigrant agenda. A couple of minutes later, Becky sits in her office at her law firm to defend herself against those anti-immigrant "New Sheriff in Town" guys.
Trump is attacking a friend to help him win and she is the hero that he needs from the start of their confrontation and that's how Beck comes off as rude.
Fake anon shuffled his MtG deck. He knew he was the only one who could save Becky from the Trump supporters, so he tried to make an analogy.
"And what do I know about life?" he asked. "I'm not here to be some sort of moral high horse to give some kind of solution."
He has yet to be formally indicted and is awaiting an indictment hearing on April 8th.
Trump supporters had been pouring into the streets of downtown Minneapolis, where they stood with signs stating: "Let them vote."
Fake anon's philosophy hadn't solved anything. Svet, Green, and Falco formed Team Video Games and travelled to Trump's America to rescue Becky. They would do battle with their heroes, but were forced to retreat when a bomb that had been triggered by Svet's powers accidentally detonated somewhere. The bomb, which had apparently been planted by Svet, would be used to bomb the entire base, killing dozens of innocent civilians. (TV: The Invasion)
After recovering from their recent mishap, Becky and Svet decided to travel further into the country to rescue Donald Trump's father, who was being held hostage by Nazis. They then traveled to the Trump's estate, which contained a secret vault. They found two of the Trump's daughters locked inside and were able to free them, but Donald had been taken over by a Nazi. When the room fell down into the shaft, the guards were forced to leave and they fled to the airship. (TV: The Invasion)
Svet, Becky, Green and Falco prepared themselves. They had to free Trump from the Nazi spirit. They were about to unleash what they hoped would be their ultimate victory before she could take it. That was what they were doing. When they spoke with each other, they were laughing.
After the words were whispered, and when they saw how they'd taken the Nazi spirit from the Trump spirit, they both burst into tears, sobbing hysterically. Green had the final word:
"I love you so fucking much."
For our next article we will focus on how all this happened, and how one of the players at E3 was able to tell us the Nazi spirit was present at many of the events at Disney's D23 Expo.
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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,696
Gay gay gay/10
Jimmy Buffet joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,711
this is a fun tool that makes fun stories thank you op
Jimmy Buffet double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,714
> "And what do I know about life?" he asked. "I'm not here to be some sort of moral high horse to give some kind of solution."
haha classic mark
haha classic mark
Jimmy Buffet triple-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,717
Green and Falco went back to their apartment to have celebratory sex though Falco didn't really enjoy it very much, so he decided to go to Luigi's house instead or else he'd be pissed and Mario wouldn't get a good look at Luigi anyway. He went up to Luigi's mansion and started talking with Falco about Luigi being in the attic of Luigi's mansion, but Falco did nothing with it really since it took so much time to get there and Falco was too busy drinking champagne to talk to him. Mario came home and found Falco asleep in his bed while Mario continued to drink champagne and talk with Luigi, so he went to Mario's and got drunk. Falco started making a big fuss about it, but Mario had something to say before Falco passed out again. He pulled Falco out of his pillow and gave him a huge hug, and said, "Mario, I told you not to let Luigi leave... it's only because Mario doesn't have a magic wand. But you really have to be careful out there! If you touch it too lightly, it will become all dark, and Luigi will burn up... Oh, that will cause all the flowers to bloom around you! I think I would like that!"
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Jimmy Buffet quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,719
"Pip pip cheerio" said TTEH as he enjoyed tea with Svet and The Owl. It was his fourth day in London so far and he needed to see for himself whether he was going to be greeted as a hero in one of the largest cities in Europe.
"Yes, thanks for your kind welcome." said TTEH with a smile. Svet looked at The Owl as he nodded, "So what are you waiting for."
"Oppressive English bastards!" shouted Killer Lettuce. And they were! This is a story about some English bastards. We're taking an even more brutal approach to your typical English bad-guy characters. This is a story of people being good, with a healthy dose of violence and rape. Killer Lettuce's liberalism flared up as he began to throw pasties at Svet. Svet injected a line of cocaine "for Brexit!" he shouted. "The Brexit-only country is Brexit!" It was the middle of summer, and Svet, still sporting his pudgy grin, seemed to be on the verge of a seizure.
"Yes, thanks for your kind welcome." said TTEH with a smile. Svet looked at The Owl as he nodded, "So what are you waiting for."
"Oppressive English bastards!" shouted Killer Lettuce. And they were! This is a story about some English bastards. We're taking an even more brutal approach to your typical English bad-guy characters. This is a story of people being good, with a healthy dose of violence and rape. Killer Lettuce's liberalism flared up as he began to throw pasties at Svet. Svet injected a line of cocaine "for Brexit!" he shouted. "The Brexit-only country is Brexit!" It was the middle of summer, and Svet, still sporting his pudgy grin, seemed to be on the verge of a seizure.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,724
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,731
@992,711 (Jimmy Buffet)
You're welcome. Now we, the people, can continue this epic saga. Who needs Green when we have the neural network?
You're welcome. Now we, the people, can continue this epic saga. Who needs Green when we have the neural network?
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,734
Ai is the future