Topic: Climate change is retarded.
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,624
This time last year it was super hot, now it's cold and wet.
ITS CALLED WEATHER.
ITS CALLED WEATHER.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later[^] [v] #992,425
Weather isn't climate mora
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #992,427
Only the government can save us! They are so good at everything else... We need more taxes and regulations on people! Ignore the polluting corporations behind the curtain. Thanks
Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,491
@992,425 (B)
> Weather isn't climate mora
this seems to be a difficult distinction for some people!!
> Weather isn't climate mora
this seems to be a difficult distinction for some people!!
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,492
@992,427 (C)
> Only the government can save us! They are so good at everything else... We need more taxes and regulations on people! Ignore the polluting corporations behind the curtain. Thanks
"I'm from an unregulated monopoly corporation operating in a district lacking in consumer protections and collective bargaining rights, and I'm here to help you."
> Only the government can save us! They are so good at everything else... We need more taxes and regulations on people! Ignore the polluting corporations behind the curtain. Thanks
"I'm from an unregulated monopoly corporation operating in a district lacking in consumer protections and collective bargaining rights, and I'm here to help you."
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,547
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Listen, get people to forget all the stuff they learned about how pollution is bad. The blame needs to be put on individuals, while industry carries on polluting for profit. Make people feel guilty about not doing enough to save the planet.
Obviously plastic bags and drinking straws are the real problems, and evil people using them is what is causing global warming.
Listen, get people to forget all the stuff they learned about how pollution is bad. The blame needs to be put on individuals, while industry carries on polluting for profit. Make people feel guilty about not doing enough to save the planet.
Obviously plastic bags and drinking straws are the real problems, and evil people using them is what is causing global warming.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,637
@previous (C)
what, the plastic stuff is a reaction to finding particles of the shit everywhere, even in microscopic sea life
what, the plastic stuff is a reaction to finding particles of the shit everywhere, even in microscopic sea life
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,678
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,681
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,682
@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Plastic bags and drinking straws are the real problem. People who use them are the ones causing global warming. If this continues the world will be uninhabitable in 12 years
Plastic bags and drinking straws are the real problem. People who use them are the ones causing global warming. If this continues the world will be uninhabitable in 12 years
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,683
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,686
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,687
Oh no. It's sunny today. Does this mean the ice caps have melted????? ???
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,689
Jimmy Buffet replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,709
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,748
You know, there was a time that the drinking straws were made of waxened helically rolled paper.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,527
You know a theory is retarded when it gets BTFOed so hard that it has to be renamed to make it unfalsifiable, which is only against the fucking cornerstones of science, but who cares about that? It's probably ray ciss and such.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,553
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,606
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,662
@previous (B)
Every ten years scientists tell us the world is going to end in 12 years. You better start believing in the scientific method
Every ten years scientists tell us the world is going to end in 12 years. You better start believing in the scientific method
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,664
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,672
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Well, the world ended in 2015 after all the polar ice caps melted due to global warming. This was predicted in 2006 by Al Gore based on science that used computers. That's how real science works.
Well, the world ended in 2015 after all the polar ice caps melted due to global warming. This was predicted in 2006 by Al Gore based on science that used computers. That's how real science works.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,735
@previous (C)
that sounds like a misrepresentation somehow
can't be bothered to verify, never did watch that movie, don't really want to
that sounds like a misrepresentation somehow
can't be bothered to verify, never did watch that movie, don't really want to
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,739
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
It's not an accurate summary but he cares more about his feelings than facts because he's a libtard.
It's not an accurate summary but he cares more about his feelings than facts because he's a libtard.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,742
well dog gone
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Ben Johnson ? joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,772
@993,662 (C)
> Every ten years scientists tell us the world is going to end in 12 years. You better start believing in the scientific method
i have never heard that but i do hear scientists claiming 'we have entered the anthropocene epoch!' every 5 years
> Every ten years scientists tell us the world is going to end in 12 years. You better start believing in the scientific method
i have never heard that but i do hear scientists claiming 'we have entered the anthropocene epoch!' every 5 years
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,775
@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
I mostly hear them brag about their slug collection or whatever nerds talk about ?
I mostly hear them brag about their slug collection or whatever nerds talk about ?
Ben Johnson ? replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,780
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,781
@previous (Ben Johnson ?)
More like bore samples. Go talk about how you dug up snow somewhere else. Normal people are talking over here. I shovel the driveway every winter and I don't bring that up at parties.
More like bore samples. Go talk about how you dug up snow somewhere else. Normal people are talking over here. I shovel the driveway every winter and I don't bring that up at parties.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,787
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,790
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,791
@993,787 (C)
Yeah come on Al Gore. You said in 2015 I could go to Alaska in January and enjoy the beach. Bet you feel like a fucking dumbass now??????
Yeah come on Al Gore. You said in 2015 I could go to Alaska in January and enjoy the beach. Bet you feel like a fucking dumbass now??????
Al Gore joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,793
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,797
@993,791 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I planned on global warming reducing my heating costs. Al Gore owes me money!
I planned on global warming reducing my heating costs. Al Gore owes me money!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,799
Also cool thing I found on Twitter. This is from an exxonmobil report issued in 1982. It predicts that by 2020 (so 40 years in the future) we'd be at about CO2 levels of 420 ppm and an average temperature rise of 1°C. It is 2019 and we are now at 415 ppm and a 0.9°C rise. This was predicted 40 years ago by a company that massively funds climate denialism. It's beyond insane.(Edited 46 seconds later.)
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,801
yep, some of the oil companies are gigantic douchebags with their secret science saying one thing while funding the same PR shitbags that the tabacco companies used when they pretended that smoking was no big deal
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,802
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,804
The whole report is fascinating!
https://insideclimatenews.org/sites/default/files/documents/1982%20Exxon%20Primer%20on%20CO2%20Greenhouse%20Effect.pdf
Who knows what the studies they've conducted in the past 10-20 years shows!
https://insideclimatenews.org/sites/default/files/documents/1982%20Exxon%20Primer%20on%20CO2%20Greenhouse%20Effect.pdf
Who knows what the studies they've conducted in the past 10-20 years shows!
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