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Topic: Why purchase a Freewrite™...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,606

Externally hosted image... when, for a mere $199, you could get a Hewlett Packard Jornada 680 Handheld PC with the following fantastic features:
  • Touch-type keyboard
  • 6.5-in. 65k-color touchscreen with stylus
  • 16 MB RAM
  • 16 MB ROM
  • 56 Kbps internal modem
  • CompactFlash® support
  • PCMCIA card slot
  • Built-in microphone
And it has a non-hipster, totally modern fanbase!

Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #992,312

Nice non-mechanical, non-full keyboard LMAO

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #992,313

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #992,314

@992,312 (Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ)
Do you need a mechanical keyboard? No.

Plus, consider that the Freewrite™ simply does not have the street cred the Hewlett Packard® Jornada 680 Handheld PC™ enjoys. Women will laugh at your Freewrite™.

Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #992,315

@previous (A)
lol yes, when you are cranking out 100,000 words, you need the satisfying, tactile response is a mechanical keyboard. And why would you use a keyboard that is not full sized?? Also, hot Goth chicks much prefer the Freewrite. Thanks.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,433

@previous (Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ)
Name one piece of literature you have finished writing, published, and sold.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #992,824

@992,315 (Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ)
It is pretentious. Women will be far more impressed with your HP Jornada 680!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #992,895

@992,433 (D)
> mad

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #992,896

Just buy a fucking computer.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #992,897

@992,433 (D)
Matt didn't respond. Surprised? I'm not.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #992,903

@previous (G)
> samefag

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #993,140

@992,897 (G)
Neither am I.
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