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Topic: Imagining violent deaths for Dino Dan

Rudy Tooty Splatterson started this discussion 7 years ago #86,604

Externally hosted imageBeing dropped from the top of a parking garage, being driven over slowly by a large tractor, being boiled in a big pot, being tied up and laid down at the end of a bowling alley and being pelted by bowling balls, being buried up to his neck and then putting a bucket on his face and letting him starve to death, being hogtied and sticking a stick of dynamite in his mouth and lighting it, being tied to a large helium balloon and letting him float into upper atmosphere where he’ll freeze to death, being placed into a tank of hungry great white sharks, being strapped into a gurney and placed in tanning bed until he bakes to death, being tied up and smashing wine bottles over his head until he dies

Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #992,294

Will you write stories about his death on your...Freewrite?

Rudy Tooty Splatterson (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #992,295

@previous (Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ)
Absolutely, it is only the finest word-processing software/hardware of the future!

Skip Farnsworth !PfF0cp./hQ replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #992,297

@previous (Rudy Tooty Splatterson)
I quite agree, good Sir! You are obviously a true gentlemae!

Dino Dan !!+8C/QO3OQ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #992,320

Wow. Mad. Not sorry for insulting your yuppie typing device.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,335

You know, there was a time when men feared areas of the jungle said to have what was called the man-eating plant.

Dino Dan !!+8C/QO3OQ replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #992,336

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Some of those fables are pretty interesting.
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