Topic: Teens stranded at sea cried out to God for help. Then a boat named "Amen" rescued them.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 7 years ago #86,530
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boat-named-amen-florida-swimming-tyler-smith-heather-brown/
My dear atheists,
Game, set and match.
God.
My dear atheists,
Game, set and match.
God.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #991,288
If a boat named "Zeus" rescued them, then we would all have to become worshippers of the Greek pantheon of Gods.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #991,289
Just imagine some grateful teens on a boat in that first panel.Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,298
Then how do you explain the thousands of times people needed rescue, cried out to god and fuck all happened?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,305
@991,289 (C)
> Just imagine some grateful teens on a boat in that first panel.
"O the depth of God's riches and wisdom and knowledge! How unsearchable his judgments are and beyond tracing out his ways are!" - Romans 11:33.
> Just imagine some grateful teens on a boat in that first panel.
"O the depth of God's riches and wisdom and knowledge! How unsearchable his judgments are and beyond tracing out his ways are!" - Romans 11:33.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,306
@991,298 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Then how do you explain the thousands of times people needed rescue, cried out to god and fuck all happened?
Kindly provide a citation for these "thousands of times people needed rescue, cried out to God and f*ck all happened" and I shall answer your question.
> Then how do you explain the thousands of times people needed rescue, cried out to god and fuck all happened?
Kindly provide a citation for these "thousands of times people needed rescue, cried out to God and f*ck all happened" and I shall answer your question.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,308
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Or the 100,000 times a Catholic Priest yelled out Oh God as he raped children and the Catholic Church did not give a fuck.
Or the 100,000 times a Catholic Priest yelled out Oh God as he raped children and the Catholic Church did not give a fuck.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,309
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,313
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,314
@991,306 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You know it happens but to provide you with an answer would mean I get some typical religious response like "God has a plan" you can't ever win people pull such mental gymnastics
You know it happens but to provide you with an answer would mean I get some typical religious response like "God has a plan" you can't ever win people pull such mental gymnastics
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,316
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,317
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,318
@991,316 (G)
> If God has a plan, it must include making Catholic priests pedos.
Great deductive reasoning there. "If the US has a plan for Venezuela, it must include eating ice cream at 5 o clock". It really follows doesn't it? I hope for everyone's sake you don't work in advertising -
Boss: "Ok, so we have a plan for this new product launch"
You: "It must necessarily include raping children, right?"
> If God has a plan, it must include making Catholic priests pedos.
Great deductive reasoning there. "If the US has a plan for Venezuela, it must include eating ice cream at 5 o clock". It really follows doesn't it? I hope for everyone's sake you don't work in advertising -
Boss: "Ok, so we have a plan for this new product launch"
You: "It must necessarily include raping children, right?"
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,321
@991,314 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
God's plan just happens to involve letting a lot of people die. It's all part of a holy plan we can't understand. Why can't you accept that?
God's plan just happens to involve letting a lot of people die. It's all part of a holy plan we can't understand. Why can't you accept that?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,322
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,323
@previous (H)
I was being sarcastic, anon. Obviously that is a shitty explanation.
I was being sarcastic, anon. Obviously that is a shitty explanation.
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,334
@991,321 (C)
> God's plan just happens to involve letting a lot of people die. It's all part of a holy plan we can't understand. Why can't you accept that?
Why do you think this?
> God's plan just happens to involve letting a lot of people die. It's all part of a holy plan we can't understand. Why can't you accept that?
Why do you think this?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,335
@991,322 (H)
> God is a...motherf*cking pedophile.
Seems a contradiction but nevertheless, why do you think this?
> God is a...motherf*cking pedophile.
Seems a contradiction but nevertheless, why do you think this?
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,340
What a fantastic tale. God is truly with us always. :)
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