Topic: I could not believe the news today...
Fake anon started this discussion 7 years ago #86,520
I was sitting on my sofa reading the news on my phone, opened CNN and couldn't believe what I read. I was shaking, tears running down my cheeks, my heart was beating 10 times faster than normal and I felt dizzy. I got up and walked to the bedroom to show my girlfriend, she was busy working, Tyrone and Muhammad were with her... I waited for them both to finish, the door opened and Muhammad walked out, I offered him tea but he replied " Fuck off little Jew boy" he gets a pass due to intersectional oppression. The my girlfriend saw me... "What's wrong baby" she said, "i have bad news" I replied. Tyrone brushed past me next and said noting, then she came to the doorway, I was literary shaking by now. I kissed her and tasted Tyrones saltiness on her lips... I showed her the phone, she read it "Orange man bad", "yes" I said in reply then started to cry...
She held me tight and asked me if I wanted to hear the comforting words. "Yes, please say them" I said.
"She can still be our president"
The world felt better.
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