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Topic: FAO Ukbrits and other people who pretend to understand Cricket

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 7 years ago #86,518

What exactly is this sport exactly? How is it played? How do you win? I've read descriptions but none of them make any sense.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #991,073

Fuck knows, it's a shit sport watched by boring people

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #991,076

Not all British understand it either. But the people who do understand it seem to enjoy it a lot.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #991,078

Ok can people who actually are familiar with British culture answer this question thank you.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #991,086

I began to type out an explanation but sod it, just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqtpNkMvj5Y

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,100

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I got to 1:30 and JUST GAVE UP
Plus I once was forced to attend a game (game when on for couple3 days) I bailed after day One and I demand that day back in my life.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,102

@previous (E)

Fun fact, cricket is just English baseball.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,105

@previous (F)
Got me to look at how USA Baseball is doing - Not so much so good attendance and TV viewer wise. Games are long and slow and getting longer.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,109

@previous (E)

USA sports have awful picture quality

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,110

@previous (F)
Recently VERY recently I put on the latest greatest Beta VR headset and watched a variety of stuff including a clip of a recent football game. Drones equipped with 3D cams and I was more than impressed
The last view I had of live sports was a bit of berts Vols being beat the shit out of - Pic quality appeared ok to me on my Samsung 4K but hey for sure it was not broadcast in 4K

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,112

@991,109 (F)
No they don't dingus. Try watching basketball sometime thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,113

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Gridiron football and baseball are always blurry and LQ as fuck

Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,115

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,116

@991,113 (F)
HandEggball and ball around the bases are not blurry. They are all high quality. Your yuropean internet just can't handle it. Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,127

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,128

@previous (H)

Psml

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,130

Externally hosted image@991,127 (H)
Clearly this is not a game that includes cute gals in short skirts.
I am going to stick with watching ice skating.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,131

Cricket is just baseball with one base and you run back and forth in a straight line to the home plate to first place as many times as you can.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,134

Externally hosted image@991,130 (I)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,135

@991,086 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I watched that video and discovered that if you enjoy cricket then you are a CUNT

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,136

@991,130 (I)
Ice skating is my favorite and then after that, Ninja Warrior

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,138

@991,135 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Genuinely can't disagree. I hate most sports though.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,148

@991,127 (H)
Thanks this explains it perfectly.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,149

@991,086 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
This was less helpful than Anon H but thanks

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,150

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck's sake. I try to be helpful but you are such a shit. I can't wait for the White Man to rise up and start bundling you chaps into ovens again. I mean no offence, but you see where I'm coming from yeah? Tosser.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,151

@991,149 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Also, what are you wearing?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,152

@991,148 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

It is 100% accurate

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,153

@991,150 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
This some old-school chan shit. The kind when you knew that bigotry was (probably) just for comedic effect.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,159

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
All bigotry is for comedic effect you stupid nigger

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,164

Externally hosted image@991,150 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Rude
@991,151 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Your mother's skin.
@991,153 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The times have passed him by. It's tragic ?

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,166

@991,159 (H)
Shut the fuck up, you muslamic niggerkike.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #991,167

@991,159 (H)
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Now this is what Minichan.org is all about. I love you both.

Don Lemon replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #991,371

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
minichan: the love fora, you *insert racial slur here*

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #991,376

@previous (Don Lemon)
you smell and are a silly billy and i hope you tread on lego ?

Don Lemon replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #991,377

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
i am NOT a stinky tot
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