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Topic: Fuck.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,651

My GF:
> Want to go to movie?

Me:
> No, @work
(actually unemployed)

her:
> Why is your car in the driveway

fuck. She's not even out there, how did she know? Wat to txt back.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #152,038

"I don't have a job, you should probably dump me because I'm a lying sack of shit."

RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,040

@previous (B)
I lol'd. Just tell her your car's fucked and you had to get the bus or some shit

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,041

Maybe you shouldn't lie to your girlfriend, or if you do lie to her, don't tell her you're at work when you're unemployed and your car's in the driveway. Why don't you just leave your fucking house and go hang out with your girlfriend?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,042

@152,040 (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
Yes, thanks!!

Sending the message now...

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,043

@152,038 (B)
or this.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,044

INB4 a knock at the door.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,045

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I didn't see her out there, I hope someone walking by just said it to her.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,046

@previous (A)
That is fucking creepy man. You should tell her to piss off or something. I wouldn't be cool with some chick being like that at all. Is she obsessive or crazy?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,047

"No thank you, I'd like to just chill tonight. :)"

If this isn't an option, you have a shitty girlfriend.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,051

Ok, the clever cunt sent a smiley and offered to bring me dinner, telling her I already ate.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,053

@152,046 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Obsessive, takes everything way to seriously.

RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,058

@152,042 (A)
Haha anytime, dude :)

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,064

Relax it's over, you belong to me
I fill your mouth with dirts
Relax it's over, you can never leave
I take your second digit with me
Love

You are my first, I can barely breathe
I find you fascinating
You are my favorite, lay you down to sleep
It's all that I can do to stop
Love

So blue, so broken, paper doll decays
I haven't left you yet
So cold subversive, your eyes are full of bleach
Tomorrow, I will go away again
Love

You are mine, you will always be mine
I can tear you apart
I can recombine you
All I want is to covet you all
You belong to me
I will kill you to love you
Love, love, love
Love you, love you, love you

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,077

@152,053 (A)

> Obsessive, takes everything way to seriously.

Fuck that. She better give some good head because there is really no reason to be with someone like that. EVER

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,081

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yes, lots of head.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,093

@previous (A)
That makes it tolerable but if I were you, I would start fucking other females.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,095

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm going to take a wild guess and say you haven't had too many long term relationships Leo.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,102

@previous (B)
I'm going to let you know that you are correct sir/lady. I have not. For some reason I am hard to be around on a long term basis.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,112

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I find that hard to believe.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,113

I don't believe you have a girlfriend or a car, enjoy your hand and feet.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,119

@152,112 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Sarcasm detected.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,122

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Not really, I talk to you all the time and listen to your show and I don't see why you'd be hard to be around on a long term basis. I can see why people might not like you to begin with, but I think that those who do like you can handle you.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,125

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Good point my friend. But talking and listening to me is far different than being around me. Constantly making you take me to the liquor store, finishing inside you without a condom and telling you to get an abortion, forgetting your birthday, letting you down at every single chance.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,127

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I hate you for making me visualize those things...

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,130

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Like I said, I am a horrible fucking degenerate who will bring down as many people as I can before I hit the ground.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,135

@152,051 (A)
> Ok, the clever cunt sent a smiley and offered to bring me dinner, telling her I already ate.
Oh man, you're pretty fucked. Fool her once, shame on you. Fool her twice, shame on her.
> probably already suspicious of car in the driveway
> already ate when she offered to bring you food
Watch your back, OP. She's likely to get paranoid as fuck about you two.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,144

@152,102 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Gal I know said its hard to find a good man.

& her GF said a hard man is good to find.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #152,148

@previous (Syntax)
Lol'd

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #152,151

Tell her you had work to do at home, like home employment.
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