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Topic: the disgusting secret of mononucleosis, the "kissing disease"

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #86,495

It was always spoken of in jokey cutesy manner, that it was something kids would get. What they didn't tell you in those stories was that to get it, you had to kiss an infected butthole.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #990,825

Just imagine, you wake up in a delirious and fragile state brought on by the fever, you can make out that you're in a hospital bed but whos to your right? It's your mother saying something. Kick the sun hole?? You can't make out what's being said. Your mom leans into your ear and whispers "kiss the bumhole, kiss the bum hole" you look to your left and there's a bumhole with puffy lips there.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,826

pretty sure I got mono from trash can diving for lunches in high school

Grover !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,619

@previous (C)

> pretty sure I got mono from trash can diving for lunches in high school

Did you have a 104° fever and almost die in the hospital? If yes, you had mono. I had it when I turned 18.

What did you get from the garbage? Our trash cans were filled with milk and it was disgusting.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,656

@previous (Grover !jqZkAz4Usg)
no, but I was diagnosed at a hospital
sorry you didn't die

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,657

also kids threw out entire lunches. whole sandwiches and fruits

Grover !jqZkAz4Usg replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,666

@1,076,656 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

> no, but I was diagnosed at a hospital
> sorry you didn't die

I never did anything to her!
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