Topic: Life sucks, anyone want to shoot me in the head?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,470

See headline.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #990,440

Bullets are costly so hell no. No bullet for you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,441

@previous (B)

I will buy the bullets.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,443

Buy a gigantic bag of bird seed and walk about with a supply at all times. Toss some out here and and there, everywhere. If you have pigeons, there is a good brand:
https://www.fmbrown.com/products/pigeon-food.html

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,444

@990,441 (A)
Where do you live. General area - State City or country?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,445

@990,443 (Sheila LaBoof)

There are a few pidgeons here, but predominantly, we have Rock Doves.

@previous (B)

Southern US. TX, NM, region.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,446

yes those will suffice

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,447

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,452

@990,445 (A)
Then you agree to fly me first class with return ticket and one nights hotel (first class hotel). Breakfast lunch dinner with French Champagne.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,456

@990,445 (A)
*Dadrock Doves

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #990,458

@990,452 (B)

I agree to buy bullets. Everything else must be covered by you, as I am offering the opportunity to kill somebody, free of prosecution.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #990,474

@previous (A)
> free of prosecution

How are you going to guarantee that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #990,475

@previous (E)

I will sign a legally binding document.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,484

@previous (A)
As if the courts will care about that. They will still pin the murder on someone.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,485

@previous (F)

~~Murder~~ Assisted suicide.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,486

@990,484 (F)
OP thinks a document from Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, will protect me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,491

@previous (B)

I was thinking more a hand written and notarized letter.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,492

@990,485 (A)

> ~~Murder~~ Assisted suicide.

Assisted suicide is illegal. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,574

@previous (F)

So's yer mom, but I do her.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,576

@previous (A)
List the reasons why your life sucks.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #990,578

@990,574 (A)
So you fuck dead body's because you cant find a live one to fuck?

No wonder you want to kill yourself, and you should. Your life really is shit.

Minichan