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Topic: Forum, "love" is a word that once spoken to a woman, can not be retracted.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,285

Because they remember such things, and often marry you for them. Do you understand?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Understand. 2 17%
Don't understand. 8 67%
Write in/not sure 2 17%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #988,245

OP only knows women from video games. He doesn't think they are real.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,246

@previous (B)

Wow, sure got mad in here.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,247

@previous (A)
You sound like an insecure little fuck.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,248

@previous (B)

You sound like a madashell internet tough guy.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,249

@previous (A)
Let me know when you stop being afraid of women like they're Lovecraftian horrors you can accidentally bind with an incantation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,250

@previous (B)

K.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,251

@previous (A)
When you tell a woman you love her - Be prepared to do the time.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,257

This is easily avoided by never talking to 3d women and having a waifu instead.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,258

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Just keep yer hands off MY waifu. Thanks.

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Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,259

@previous (A)
how do i know if i'm touching your waifu

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #988,260

@previous (Ben Johnson)

Like spider senses, but with more boners.

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Indy the great !CFnAPpbrds joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,313

I have not had many vaginas

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,314

@988,258 (A)
Unfortunately I have the opposite problem, my penis is 9" long and women often feel uncomfortable during sex with me because it's so massive. They rarely stay with me for more than a few weeks because they find it so hard to walk after sex. I never get cheated on though because my dong stretches them out so much that it's just not even stimulating for them to be with anyone else. One time I was dating this super christian girl who had never gotten a good dicking and she was all like "oh __, you're so smart and you penis is really 9 inches, how have you been single for so long!" and I just said "giggidy" and made her orgasm multiple times. She told me that she wasn't going to be a christian anymore because sex with an atheist was against her religion. She was much happier even after she broke up with me, because even though she was really sore, she no longer had some phony sky lord keeping her thoughts in the metaphorical gutter and was able to accel in school and become a really great chef.

Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,340

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> accel

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,342

@previous (Ben Johnson)
I didn't write a word of that myself so I don't accept responsibility for any errors it may or may not contain thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,343

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Unfortunately I have the opposite problem, my penis is 9" long and women often feel uncomfortable during sex with me because it's so massive

Evidence left from micropenis poster becky, makes it unlikely she will post about anything longer than 1 inch. Of course smoking weed might open up her mind about anything larger.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,379

@previous (H)

Better be some dank buds.

@988,314 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

All that, and you have all these fools running around wishing they had horse cocks.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,423

Yeah words are real, but the words women say must be held to the same standards too

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,461

lol. Penis poll.

Just for clarification, this was a Brak Show reference, and anyone who thought I was serious should maybe take MC less seriously.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,473

@previous (A)
Not sure

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,527

@988,249 (B)
Women aren't Lovecraftian. But I'll tell you what is: children.

Just ponder it for a bit. A man and a woman have sex, and that's all very fun. And then a small parasite grows in the woman, stealing her nutrients. Then it eventually comes out.

This little parasite has both the genes of the man and the woman in it. It can be any combination of the two in terms of looks and personality. That's truly eldritch, Lovecraftian shit.

Of course, the terrifying thing here is that all humans were born from this process. Humans are Lovecraftian horrors.

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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,863

@previous (J)
You sound a like horrible shut-in baby that shouldn't breed. I'm sorry your mother mother never gave you love. Please stop pretending to be actually human like the rest of us. Go lay your eggs in a nice stillwater by the bay and hope some nice deep-ones swim up to fertilize them.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,902

@previous (B)
You horrid abomianiton. Don't you dare. Your're just a womb parasite that stole DNA from two people, you shouldn't exist!

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #989,271

@previous (J)
This is weird post.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #989,288

@previous (B)
This is a weird post. Fucking idiot! Apparently the genes you magically stole didn't have good spelling!

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #989,291

@previous (J)
This is also weird post.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #989,293

@989,288 (J)

> This is a weird post. Fucking idiot! Apparently the genes you magically stole didn't have good *sentence structuring!

Ftfy.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

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