Topic: Today is the last day I will smoke any reefers for while, at least.
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,274
I'm getting ready to apply for that forestry service job. Expect an uptick in drunkposts.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #988,113
Marianna stays in your system 36 weeks.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #988,124
@previous (C)
Of course not, he is too busy making drunken PMs, while pretending he doesn't drink anymore.
Of course not, he is too busy making drunken PMs, while pretending he doesn't drink anymore.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,146
Don't walk up the staircases
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,185
@previous (Ben Johnson)
I must advise against it, paranormal or not. Any steps you find in the woods most likely are in the process of rotting.
I must advise against it, paranormal or not. Any steps you find in the woods most likely are in the process of rotting.
Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,188
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,192
@previous (Ben Johnson)
If they are made of piled mud and dirt, it might be ok. I wouldn't be the first to try them, tho.
If they are made of piled mud and dirt, it might be ok. I wouldn't be the first to try them, tho.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,198
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,252
> Expect an uptick in drunkposts.
It's the only way to post. Get some Red Baron pizzas too.
It's the only way to post. Get some Red Baron pizzas too.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,254
Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,255
@previous (A)
You want a forestry job and you're a spoiled fuck about frozen food? Okay, Paris Hilton. This job might not be to your tastes.
You want a forestry job and you're a spoiled fuck about frozen food? Okay, Paris Hilton. This job might not be to your tastes.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,256
@previous (H)
I don't care about frozen foods. Frozen pizza is usually gross, tho. The only one I like, that I've tried, is Mama Rosa's.
I don't care about frozen foods. Frozen pizza is usually gross, tho. The only one I like, that I've tried, is Mama Rosa's.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,326
@988,198 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Look, I really don't like talking about this, but sometimes, really bad shit happens. I saw one guy get his hand sliced clean off when he got to the top step. He reached out to touch a tree branch, and it happened so fast. One second his hand was there, and the next it was gone. Completely clean wound. We didn't find his hand, and the guy almost died. Another time, a woman touched one of the stairs, and a blood vessel in her brain exploded. Literally exploded, like a water balloon. She sort of stumbled down and came over to me, and all she got out was 'I think something is wrong with me.' She dropped like a sack of flour, dead before she hit the ground. I'll never forget the way the blood leaked into the inside of her eye. Before she died, I watched it turn red. I watched it happen and there wasn't a single thing I could do to help.
The rangers warn people not to go anywhere near them but there's always at least one idiot who does. And even if nothing happens to them, something bad always happens. Kids go missing as SAR are on their trail. Someone dies the next day, cut in half in a completely safe part of the park. I don't know why, but something bad always happens. I don't know exactly why they're out here, but it doesn't matter. They're here, and if they were smart, they'd tell new officers exactly what they're capable of.
Look, I really don't like talking about this, but sometimes, really bad shit happens. I saw one guy get his hand sliced clean off when he got to the top step. He reached out to touch a tree branch, and it happened so fast. One second his hand was there, and the next it was gone. Completely clean wound. We didn't find his hand, and the guy almost died. Another time, a woman touched one of the stairs, and a blood vessel in her brain exploded. Literally exploded, like a water balloon. She sort of stumbled down and came over to me, and all she got out was 'I think something is wrong with me.' She dropped like a sack of flour, dead before she hit the ground. I'll never forget the way the blood leaked into the inside of her eye. Before she died, I watched it turn red. I watched it happen and there wasn't a single thing I could do to help.
The rangers warn people not to go anywhere near them but there's always at least one idiot who does. And even if nothing happens to them, something bad always happens. Kids go missing as SAR are on their trail. Someone dies the next day, cut in half in a completely safe part of the park. I don't know why, but something bad always happens. I don't know exactly why they're out here, but it doesn't matter. They're here, and if they were smart, they'd tell new officers exactly what they're capable of.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,329
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,336
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,377
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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,425
Have a fun tolerance break!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,427
@988,336 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)I also don't ever go hiking so I don't think it will be a problem.
@988,377 (A)
I'm too cool for that buddy.
@988,380 (D)
That is TOP SECRET information, thanks.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,435
@988,326 (D)
@988,336 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Can we get a link, perchance, to the creepypasta youtube video that you two are referencing?
@988,336 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Can we get a link, perchance, to the creepypasta youtube video that you two are referencing?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,440
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #988,442
@988,435 (J)I read it here https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/ and the subsequent parts.