Topic: which shoes should I get?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago #8,627 You thought this was a Stickybuns thread. Why the fuck do I need your advice? These are my new shoes.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 48 seconds later[^] [v] #151,413 You bastard. I'll cut you!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 33 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #151,414 You bought the wrong shoes, you should have come to us for help!
http://www.toms.com/ protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,416 @previous (C)
Sorry, I need shoes that are suitable for walking.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,423 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
> ...suitable for wearing. Ever.
FTFY
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,427 @previous (D)
> implying that wasn’t impliedstickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 27 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,444 Those are hideous! If you wanted some sort of boot, you could have gotten a pair of Botas from TOMS D:
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,446 @previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
No. He does
not want your advice. Go play Britfag and eat yer damned "crisps".
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,449 @151,414 (C)
Eugh, I liked one pair on there but most of those are just awful.
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #151,501 @151,444 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> stickybuns
> acting as if he knows anything about fashionstickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #151,503 @previous (dreamworks )
> at least I have a tripcodeprotip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #151,515 @151,444 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> tapered toes
Beside how much of an abomination those are, I require a box toe.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #151,519 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I'm sorry :c
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,865 Wow OP no taste! those are some ugly ass shoes.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,895 protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,898 @previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> tapered toe
Confirmed for retarded.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,900 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
They are very large. It's a wide, roomy taper.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,904 @previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> excessively tall heel
> floppy leather upper with zero lateral support
My ankle ligaments cringe in excitement.
dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago , 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,906 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
not to mention that they are fucking ugly
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,907 @151,904 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
They're fantastic when you wear them. Most comfortable boot ever.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,909 @previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> doesnt leave house
> pretends to know something about walkingprotip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,911 @previous (B)
lolthis
Shoes for walking and biking are quite different than shoes for driving and looking nice.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,914 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
They're designed for all-around comfort. Trust me.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago , 54 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,915 @previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> all-around comfort.
> TOMS
it just never ends with you.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,919 @previous (B)
They are comfortable as well!
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,920 @previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
fuck off, troll
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,921 @previous (B)
I'm not fucking trolling D: I'm talking about shoes D:
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,923 @151,914 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
How comfortable are TOMS when you’re walking through puddles for 2/3 of the year?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,926 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
That's when you get the Botas, or save them as sunny-day shoes.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago , 7 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,927 @151,921 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
D: RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,932 @151,865 (I)
> Wow OP no taste! those are some ugly ass shoes.
this
i think i have all my shoe needs covered (ALMOST)
I have some converse, some nikes, some supras, some doc martins, and some tall boots.
I need to get some vans though
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,935 @previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
> converse, nike, supra, vans
Those brands all use lasts that don’t fit me ;_;
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,938 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Have you given Doc Martin's a go? I'm not hugely familiar with their sizing, but they may have the size/shape you need.
Also, blame your wife for me getting TOMS.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,947 @151,935 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
what are "lasts"?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 45 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,948 @151,938 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Their sturdier shoes weigh a lot, which is less than ideal. I’ve had some of their more streamlined shoes that I liked, but the durability of the leather finish and sole construction was a bit lacking.
Earth Shoes has had some styles that I liked (classy but not
formal oxfords) and found to be wonderfully durable, but they took their designs in a shitty direction.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago , 56 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,950 @151,947 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
The model/form of feet that shoes are built to fit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,952 @151,948 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Yes very heavy shoes.
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oh that sux
get some volleys
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,954 @previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
> volley
> tapered toes
You guys are full of fail.
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,958 @previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
but they are so floppy
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos double-posted this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,959 @151,954 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
tapered toes omg you should see my toes all the toes are like weird shapes from being squashed up against each other... like they have perfectly flat sides
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,978 @previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Dude, that's fucking weird.
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