Topic: I got a different couch.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,259

My brother didn't want to move it to his new home, cause it is heavy. I didn't realize he was talking about one from our childhood. This couch is at least 14 or 15 years old, and both recliners in it still work.

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Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Good for sitting.	3	50%
Sitting is for the red man.	3	50%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later[^] [v] #987,992

There are cum stains all over it.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #987,996

Any Ritz crackers under the pillows?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #988,006

@987,992 (B)
He treats his objects like women.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,061

It looks like those cupholders would fit that drug combustion device you have sitting there, but you aren't using them, which has confused me. The composition of the photo may have suffered but you are doing yourself a disservice not using the cupholders.

Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,070

@previous (E)
That thing is obviously for tobacco use only

Mrs.Kate Gerard double-posted this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,071

@op

Can you remove the fabric

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,097

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

No.

@988,061 (E)

It kind of fits, I guess.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,098

@previous (A)
is that a sharp(tm) remote?

Mrs.Kate Gerard double-posted this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,099

also whats the point of a cup holder on a flat stationary surface

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,102

@988,098 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

One is Sony, the other is Onn.

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

The cupholder folds into the middle seat, it is a place to put things when nobody is sitting there.

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,103

@988,099 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
They are for wine glasses

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,106

It's looks comfortable

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,107

@988,102 (A)
Mine has a very similar layout! I have never heard of Onn it might be the same company.

Also I meant the holes in it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #988,108

@988,106 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

It is, the middle seat doesn't have a recliner in it, and is worn out just right.

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

It may be made by Sharp brand, Onn is a walmart brand. I bought it, cause it cost me less than 150 bucks, and I needed a bigger TV for my apartment.

~~The holes in what?~~

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,513

it looks comfy! I obtained two leather couches when my ex got kicked out, they're quite nice but i dont like leather furniture and there's no space for them where im moving anyway so im leaving them for the new tenants

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,516

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So, your ex didn't pay the rent, you kicked him out and kept his stuff as collateral, now you're kicked out as well, and leaving flea infested street find furniture for the new people to have to clean out?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,519

@previous (J)
Im not kicked out, im transferring my lease because i dont wanna deal with the place any more
The lease is only in my name, even when i wasnt getting the rent from the ex i paid for it because i dont want the hit to my credit
The furniture is brand new and clean and im not going to leave anything they dont want, the new tenants already said they want the couches

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Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,521

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Did the sale of the couches cover the rent payments missed?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,523

@previous (J)
I didnt ask for any money for the couches, they're paying for the appliances (since me and my roommate bought them recently), they're nice people and broke students and it saves me the work of carrying them out
If they offer when we do another walk-through and confirm what they want/what we're tossing outside ill take something but otherwise im not too fussed
Its a really nice loft and im glad it's going to some really nice people (they're my friend's current roommates, they live in the same complex just across the lot) who will make it feel homey again, it just has bad vibes for me after everything that happened

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,530

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If they aren't going to buy it why not sell it on craigslist? $50 and the buyer picks it up, then use that to buy beers for your friends after they help you move.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,531

@previous (J)
they are probably punk couches

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,532

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Cup holders and cum stains?

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,533

@previous (J)
i am imagining cum-stained chesterfields

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,534

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Do both recliners still work?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,535

@988,530 (J)
Im moving two days after i finish my exams, i hate being in that loft, theres a bunch of fucking crap in there that my jackass roommate keeps bringing in so theyd be a pain in the ass to bring out until he gets his shit out, and theyre honestly really nice new couches that the new tenants (who i quite like) want and id feel good helping them out
I think the ex claimed he was given them as partial payment for a moving job
There's a bunch of stuff that belong to my ex's friends (who live right fucking across the parking lot) still in there, if its not gone by the first im throwing it all in the fucking dumpster...or next to the dumpster if im feeling nice. I just essentially dont want to deal with any of this.
Anything that's being left for the new guys is nice stuff that belongs to me that they want, im not leaving the place trashed or full of crap

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,536

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
And now the couch can be partial payment of this moving job?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,538

@previous (J)
the person helping me move doesnt have space for more couches and likes his
Its just the least headache for me tbh
Im so stoked to throw all that shit out of there and never see the place again, im already mostly packed up

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,540

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hey it's cool. Cutting your losses is sometimes the way to go

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,543

@988,534 (J)
i mean like this

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,544

@988,540 (J)
yeah its just not worth the headache or the time, the less i have to be there the better. im fucking pissed at the roommate too, dont wanna see his stupid fucking face either
One more week!

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,550

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What doesnt kill you...makes you stronger..

Speed bumps suck...but quickly they are behind you..

Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,559

@988,513 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> it looks comfy! I obtained two leather couches when my ex got kicked out, they're quite nice but i dont like leather furniture and there's no space for them where im moving anyway so im leaving them for the new tenants

@988,519 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Im not kicked out, im transferring my lease because i dont wanna deal with the place any more
> The lease is only in my name, even when i wasnt getting the rent from the ex i paid for it because i dont want the hit to my credit
> The furniture is brand new and clean and im not going to leave anything they dont want, the new tenants already said they want the couches

@988,523 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> I didnt ask for any money for the couches, they're paying for the appliances (since me and my roommate bought them recently), they're nice people and broke students and it saves me the work of carrying them out
> If they offer when we do another walk-through and confirm what they want/what we're tossing outside ill take something but otherwise im not too fussed
> Its a really nice loft and im glad it's going to some really nice people (they're my friend's current roommates, they live in the same complex just across the lot) who will make it feel homey again, it just has bad vibes for me after everything that happened

@988,535 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Im moving two days after i finish my exams, i hate being in that loft, theres a bunch of fucking crap in there that my jackass roommate keeps bringing in so theyd be a pain in the ass to bring out until he gets his shit out, and theyre honestly really nice new couches that the new tenants (who i quite like) want and id feel good helping them out
> I think the ex claimed he was given them as partial payment for a moving job
> There's a bunch of stuff that belong to my ex's friends (who live right fucking across the parking lot) still in there, if its not gone by the first im throwing it all in the fucking dumpster...or next to the dumpster if im feeling nice. I just essentially dont want to deal with any of this.
> Anything that's being left for the new guys is nice stuff that belongs to me that they want, im not leaving the place trashed or full of crap

@988,538 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> the person helping me move doesnt have space for more couches and likes his
> Its just the least headache for me tbh
> Im so stoked to throw all that shit out of there and never see the place again, im already mostly packed up

@988,544 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> yeah its just not worth the headache or the time, the less i have to be there the better. im fucking pissed at the roommate too, dont wanna see his stupid fucking face either
> One more week!

interesting

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,561

@previous (Ben Johnson)
Don't start this long quoting shit again! I will have becky put tinydicks on your posts thanks

Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,564

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
triptych has an uncanny ability to insert personal drama into random threads without actually saying much. the word count grows but the info doesn't

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,567

@previous (Ben Johnson)
Yes but the only thing we mods actually care about is increasing the number of posts on the forum so I don't see the problem.

Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,568

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Amen to that brother

Ben Johnson double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,569

but like, what did the shit face head roommate even do

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,572

@previous (Ben Johnson)
Well i just found my gamecube (among other things of mine) in a box of stuff he had packed up to move out with
Continually leaves the stove and toaster oven on, which caused cat to get burned, was a dick about it when i asked him to be more careful, then left the window open so the cat got out and got hurt more after i asked him not to do so. but cat usually just walks up and down the windowsill outside, not jumping off, so with everything else im worried he hurt my cat.

@988,564 (Ben Johnson)
eh you're not wrong
Just been a long shitty year and i end up using the board to vent, sorry

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,577

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wait till hes asleep and hit him in the head over and over with an iron skillet..
Tell the cops you came home and found him like that..

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Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,578

@988,572 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Just been a long shitty year

No pain no gain..

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Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,580

@988,577 (B)

it's the perfect crime..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,600

@988,577 (B)
My next door neighbor promised to let me know if he hears or sees roommate come back
If the right people are around, which they should be, he'll be getting a...stern warning to gtfo

Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,608

@988,572 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
it's ok
also ok your room mate is evil

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,611

@previous (Ben Johnson)

Her roommate is gone, please try to keep up.

Ben Johnson replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,612

@previous (A)
i thought that was her ex? ugh

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,617

@previous (Ben Johnson)
You are not keeping your triptych life spreadsheet up to date like the rest of us.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,622

@988,608 (Ben Johnson)
yes he is like wtf

@988,611 (A)
nope
Im very tempted to finish packing my shit up tonight and throw all of his shit out as soon as im done

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,624

He sounds like a complete dick but dont obsess too much about it in your head and let it stress you..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,634

@988,622 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I know that feeling. Give him an opportunity to pick it up. if he does not want to adhere to the conditions set forth, then throw his shit out. Preferably at a random dumpster, which you do not use.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,655

@previous (A)
I mean he has the key to the place and I'm always at a neighbour's loft because i hate the place, im worried he will notice and attempt to retaliate in some way for me going through his boxes or whatever the fuck
Neither animal is going back there, im hoping to get my stuff out by tomorrow, but maybe he'll like punch holes in the drywall or something
At least if his stuff is gone i have some pre emptive satisfaction but i probably won't do that

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,657

@988,535 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Have you ever dated anyone who wasn't a loser? You always seem to hook up with junkies and deadbeats.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,660

@988,006 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Are you saying he's Jackie treehorn?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,662

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

I think it may be a retort to my "the dog has papers" post in the Shabbat thread.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,703

@988,657 (L)
Yup
One graduated from oxford and has gone into teaching
One has always had a steady job in renovations and has gone back to school for vidya gayme design (i know i know)
One is kinda coasting by playing in bands doing regular shitty jobs normal 20s shit, not a loser or a deadbeat tho
Two became full-on losers and one is dead

Also the loser roommate is a loser roommate, never anything romantic or sexual there

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Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,784

@988,662 (A)
Are you talking about that kraut in charge of scheduling?

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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,788

THE DIFFERENT COUCH

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,809

@988,784 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Eight year-olds, dude...

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Good band name.

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Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,831

@previous (A)
I am the walrus

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,835

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie! V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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