Topic: should companies use the resurrection or our Lord in their advertising?

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #86,223

I was thinking that a boner pill company could have a page with Jesus on the cross and he has a holy boner with it's own little halo at the head. Down lower we see the ladies looking up in wonder and maybe also a gay guy. The caption reads, Hallelujah He is arisen

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #987,519

Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #987,520

loool

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #987,527

Ooh, great commercial for Viagra! I can see it now.....

In a James Earl Jones narrator voice:

"Viagra...... If it's good enough to make our Lord rise, it's good enough for you."

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #987,544

How did Jesus get those abs?

CrossFit

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,560

@previous (E)
10/10

Minichan