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Topic: Is Father Merrin a better troll than Indy?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,175

I mean, he's made a lot more people cry on this board than Indy ever did.

Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #987,008

I'm not sure. what are the current ICIT rankings??

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #987,009

> Don't feed the trolls.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,116

I am not a "troll". I actually am an ordained Catholic priest. If I upset people, I refer you to the words of our Lord:

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person's enemies will be those of his own household" - Matthew 10:34-36

Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,120

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
do most actually ordained priests spend half their days posting on obscure internet fora and not doing their jobs?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,123

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Spreading the gospel is his job you mora. "Don't you hate it when chefs cook food for customers instead of doing their jobs?"

?????

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,124

@987,120 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> do most actually ordained priests spend half their days posting on obscure internet fora and not doing their jobs?

I wouldn't know. I suspect most do as I do and devote 5 or 10 minutes a day to the cause.

You have yourself a blessed day friend!

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,143

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
what are you talking about you post for hours every day lol

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,147

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> what are you talking about you post for hours every day lol

Average posts/day by you 2.31209
Average topics/day by you 0.15604
Average replies/day by you 2.15604

It takes me around 20 seconds to type these things out. That works out to an average of less than 1 minute a day spent posting here.

That it seemingly takes you "hours" to type out your posts is unfortunate, but not altogether surprising. Bless you friend :)

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,148

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
you certainly spent longer than that the last couple of months!

edit- almost a hundred posts in the last week with this trip!

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,151

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
How many hours a day do you spend obsessing over how much people post?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,163

@987,116 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> I actually am an ordained Catholic priest.
You are actually a pedophile, pretending to be a priest. It is possible that one day you can graduate to a ordained pedophile priest.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,166

@previous (H)

> You are actually pretending to be a priest.

Nope, I actually am an ordained priest.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,167

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Anyone can type in "I actually am an ordained priest."
Most priests are pedo's or they rape nuns and force abortions.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,168

@987,166 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Finished the online course and sent in the 20 dollars, eh?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,192

Externally hosted image@987,166 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,259

@987,166 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
for what church

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,302

@987,167 (I)

> Anyone can type in "I actually am an ordained priest."

Ably demonstrated.

> Most priests are pedo's or they rape nuns and force abortions.

Can you prove this?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,304

@987,168 (C)

> Finished the online course and sent in the 20 dollars, eh?

Finished years in the seminary and a further year as a deacon.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,305

@987,259 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> for what church

Catholic.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,307

@987,166 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

You didn't even join in the Good Friday Jesus thread, obviously a fake priest.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,309

@987,304 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
So while you were studying to be a priest, you were molesting kids? Nice cover up

Anonymous J double-posted this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,310

@987,307 (K)
Now that you said that, he'll go there and make a comment.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,313

@987,305 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
i meant specifically which church do you run

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,317

@987,309 (J)

> So while you were studying to be a priest, you were molesting kids?

No.

And why does your mind constantly turn to the issue of molesting children? Is there something you'd like to confess to me?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,318

@987,313 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> i meant specifically which church do you run

As in, you want the name and location of the church where I am priest?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,319

@987,317 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Do you accept confession via PM?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,320

@987,318 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yes

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,321

@previous (M)
I was not asking you.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,322

@987,319 (L)

> Do you accept confession via PM?

Of course.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,323

@987,318 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
as in that yes

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,329

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Why do you want to know it?

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,331

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
idk just curious
why are you so secretive about it most evangelical folk would kill to get someone in their church

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,335

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> why are you so secretive about it most evangelical folk would kill to get someone in their church

What the Evangelicals do is their own affair.

But to address your point - posting personal information on Minichan is not the wisest of ideas. For example - will you now post your full name, address and telephone number?

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,337

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
no but several fora mora do have that info. if i started a church i would definitely invite the fora over for tea, though.
do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though?

Synmatt replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,352

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
When you ask Simon questions like that, he suddenly goes quiet.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,354

@987,337 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> no

Why not?

> do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though?

Of course.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,357

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> > no
>
> Why not?

because you are weird

> > do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though?
>
> Of course.

are you willing to provide such veification or are you ok with everyone realising you are but a big fat (probably literally lol) phony

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,358

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Simon won't provide anything. He never does.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #987,368

@987,357 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
I said realising but I meant continuing to already know

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,408

I love the Father Merrin persona! I think it's the best thing to happen here since mountainman!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,427

@987,357 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> > > no
> >
> > Why not?
>
> because you are weird

What's the relevance to your posting your personal information?

> > > do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though?
> >
> > Of course.
>
> are you willing to provide such veification

Of course, I do so frequently.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,429

@987,358 (J)

> Simon won't provide anything. He never does.

Sounds to me like this Simon of yours should heed the word of the Lord:

"Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver" - 2 Corinthians 9:7

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,430

@987,368 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> I said realising but I meant continuing to already know

Thank you for clarifying your point with an even less coherent sentence.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,441

@987,427 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
so do so then

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,442

@987,429 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> > Simon won't provide anything. He never does.
>
> Sounds to me like this Simon of yours should heed the word of the Lord:

You need jesus. You're a pathetic piece of shit.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,511

@987,441 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> so do so then

We're going in circles here. I frequently show my credentials, it's a requirement of the job.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,513

@987,442 (J)

> You need jesus.

We all need Jesus, friend.

> You're a pathetic piece of shit.

There is huge anger within you and I shall pray that God relieves you of it before it destroys your chance of a happy life.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,518

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/47646838/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/convicted-pedophile-priest-kept-detailed-diary/#.XLyzhKR7mUk
The recollection appears in a 27-page "sexual history" written by Van Handel, a defrocked Franciscan cleric who is accused of molesting at least 17 boys, including his own 5-year-old nephew, local children in his boys' choir and students at the seminary boarding school where he taught.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,522

@previous (O)
> NB4 TG claims accusations does not equal guilt.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,533

@previous (J)

> >NB4 TG claims accusations does not equal guilt.

"Claims" accusations do not equal guilt? This is a "claim" to you? Are you then suggesting accusations do equal guilt? Here, watch what happens: I accuse you, Anon J, of being a child rapist. So, you're guilty, right?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #987,534

@987,518 (O)

> http://www.nbcnews.com/id/47646838/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/convicted-pedophile-priest-kept-detailed-diary/#.XLyzhKR7mUk

It's amusing you had to dig up a story from 7 years ago in order to fit your narrative :)

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,706

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> It's amusing you had to dig up a story from 7 years ago in order to fit your narrative :)

https://www.google.com/search?q=pedophile+priest&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=nws

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,784

@987,511 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
On this forum you absolute retard

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,824

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> On this forum

This forum is not my job you silly boy :)))

But you're getting ahead of yourself here because you keep dodging the question, so let's try again: why won't you post your name, address and phone number on this forum? What does someone being "weird" have to do with it?

Kindly answer that question, because you're just taking everyone round in circles right now.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,825

@987,706 (N)

> > It's amusing you had to dig up a story from 7 years ago in order to fit your narrative :)
>
> https://www.google.com/search?q=pedophile+priest&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=nws

Is this you raising your game? First you post a story from 7 years ago, now you're going with one from the 1960s? :)

Maybe your next link with teach us all about the Borgias?

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,858

@987,824 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> > On this forum
>
> This forum is not my job you silly boy :)))

what? i said you should post your credentials on this forum because right now everyone thinks you're a creep roleplaying on an obscure internet forum

> But you're getting ahead of yourself here because you keep dodging the question, so let's try again: why won't you post your name, address and phone number on this forum? What does someone being "weird" have to do with it?

i did answer it. you are an untrustworthy character and likely a pedophile. i would have no problem pm-ing these details to most fora morae

Stinky Pete joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,901

@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Your brain is just too small to enjoy the Father Merrin Posting Experience

Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,906

@previous (Stinky Pete)
You just want TG-Merrin, to share some of the children he molests, with you.

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,930

@987,901 (Stinky Pete)
Maybe! perhaps he is working on levels of irony minichan has not been witness to since the hamfist days

Stinky Pete replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,936

@987,906 (O)
Ok syntax

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,940

@987,858 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> what? i said you should post your credentials on this forum

And I responded by asking you why you don't post your name and adress on this forum for everyone to see. You wormed your way out of answering.

> because right now everyone thinks you're a creep

Did you know that writing "everyone thinks" automatically makes your personal opinion sound more universal and factual?

> roleplaying on an obscure internet forum

Tell us more about roleplaying on an obscure internet forum, Mrs. Kate Gerard.

> i did answer it. you are an untrustworthy character

Assuming this to be true (and it isn't), what does that have to do with you not posting your personal information on this forum?

> and likely a pedophile.

On what is this assumption based?

> i would have no problem pm-ing these details to most fora morae

And I would have absolutely no problem pm-ing my details to most forum folk here either.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,942

@987,906 (O)

> You just want TG-Merrin, to share some of the children he molests, with you.

Kindly keep your child molestation posts out of this thread. I don't remember who it was but somebody here has a penchant for prepubescent eye candy. I suggest you seek him out and PM him your depraved fantasies.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,944

Ok I think Matt has gotten complacent. Father Merrin always gives 100% effort in his troll posts. Some of Matt's are fine but he's coasting on past accomplishments. If be wants to hold his place he's gonna have to try harder.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,945

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Father Merrin always gives 100% effort in his troll posts.

I am not trolling. I am simply answering the questions that are put to me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #987,968

@987,940 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Go on Merrin, post your name, address and phone number on this forum. You know your faith will protect you from any possible negative repercussions.

Synmatt replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,069

@987,945 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You're the biggest troll here Simon.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,077

@987,968 (A)

> Go on Merrin, post your name, address and phone number on this forum. You know your faith will protect you from any possible negative repercussions.

"Do not test the Lord your God as you tested Him at Massah" - Deuteronomy 6:16

"Jesus replied, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'" - Matthew 4:7

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,078

@988,069 (Synmatt)

> You're the biggest troll here Simon.

This Simon of yours must be quite the rapscallion to have possessed you like this! Would you like me to exorcise him from you?

Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,109

@988,077 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Who is testing God in this topic

Synmatt replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,110

@988,078 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You should just kill yourself Simon Kirby.

Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,151

@previous (Synmatt)
Even if TGcomix is Father Merrin posting another pseudonym he uses as if you hold some power over him is laughable. It’s not like the Simon Kirby is his real name.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,153

@988,109 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)

> Who is testing God in this topic

As of yet, nobody. Pay attention to the flow of the thread my boy.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #988,155

@988,110 (Synmatt)

> You should just kill yourself Simon Kirby.

This Simon Kirby of yours must be quite the skallywag to have set up residence in your head like this. Would you like me to help you end the torment he causes you?
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