Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later[^][v]#987,008
I'm not sure. what are the current ICIT rankings??
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#987,009
> Don't feed the trolls.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,116
I am not a "troll". I actually am an ordained Catholic priest. If I upset people, I refer you to the words of our Lord:
"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person's enemies will be those of his own household" - Matthew 10:34-36
Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,120
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
do most actually ordained priests spend half their days posting on obscure internet fora and not doing their jobs?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,123
@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Spreading the gospel is his job you mora. "Don't you hate it when chefs cook food for customers instead of doing their jobs?"
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,124
> what are you talking about you post for hours every day lol
Average posts/day by you 2.31209
Average topics/day by you 0.15604
Average replies/day by you 2.15604
It takes me around 20 seconds to type these things out. That works out to an average of less than 1 minute a day spent posting here.
That it seemingly takes you "hours" to type out your posts is unfortunate, but not altogether surprising. Bless you friend :)
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,148
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
you certainly spent longer than that the last couple of months!
edit- almost a hundred posts in the last week with this trip!
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,151
@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
How many hours a day do you spend obsessing over how much people post?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,163
@987,116 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > I actually am an ordained Catholic priest.
You are actually a pedophile, pretending to be a priest. It is possible that one day you can graduate to a ordained pedophile priest.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,166
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,167
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Anyone can type in "I actually am an ordained priest."
Most priests are pedo's or they rape nuns and force abortions.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,168
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,323
@987,318 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
as in that yes
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,329
@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Why do you want to know it?
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,331
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
idk just curious
why are you so secretive about it most evangelical folk would kill to get someone in their church
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,335
> why are you so secretive about it most evangelical folk would kill to get someone in their church
What the Evangelicals do is their own affair.
But to address your point - posting personal information on Minichan is not the wisest of ideas. For example - will you now post your full name, address and telephone number?
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,337
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
no but several fora mora do have that info. if i started a church i would definitely invite the fora over for tea, though.
do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though?
Synmatt replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,352
@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
When you ask Simon questions like that, he suddenly goes quiet.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,354
> > do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though? > > Of course.
are you willing to provide such veification or are you ok with everyone realising you are but a big fat (probably literally lol) phony
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,358
@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Simon won't provide anything. He never does.
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#987,368
@987,357 (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
I said realising but I meant continuing to already know
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#987,408
I love the Father Merrin persona! I think it's the best thing to happen here since mountainman!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#987,427
> > > no > > > > Why not? > > because you are weird
What's the relevance to your posting your personal information?
> > > do you have any other verification that you aren't some sort of pretend priest without any sort of authorization from the church though? > > > > Of course. > > are you willing to provide such veification
Of course, I do so frequently.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#987,429
Sounds to me like this Simon of yours should heed the word of the Lord:
"Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver" - 2 Corinthians 9:7
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#987,430
> >NB4 TG claims accusations does not equal guilt.
"Claims" accusations do not equal guilt? This is a "claim" to you? Are you then suggesting accusations do equal guilt? Here, watch what happens: I accuse you, Anon J, of being a child rapist. So, you're guilty, right?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#987,534
But you're getting ahead of yourself here because you keep dodging the question, so let's try again: why won't you post your name, address and phone number on this forum? What does someone being "weird" have to do with it?
Kindly answer that question, because you're just taking everyone round in circles right now.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,825
> > On this forum > > This forum is not my job you silly boy :)))
what? i said you should post your credentials on this forum because right now everyone thinks you're a creep roleplaying on an obscure internet forum
> But you're getting ahead of yourself here because you keep dodging the question, so let's try again: why won't you post your name, address and phone number on this forum? What does someone being "weird" have to do with it?
i did answer it. you are an untrustworthy character and likely a pedophile. i would have no problem pm-ing these details to most fora morae
Stinky Pete joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,901
@previous (Mrs.Kate Gerard)
Your brain is just too small to enjoy the Father Merrin Posting Experience
Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,906
@previous (Stinky Pete)
You just want TG-Merrin, to share some of the children he molests, with you.
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,930
@987,901 (Stinky Pete)
Maybe! perhaps he is working on levels of irony minichan has not been witness to since the hamfist days
Stinky Pete replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,936
> You just want TG-Merrin, to share some of the children he molests, with you.
Kindly keep your child molestation posts out of this thread. I don't remember who it was but somebody here has a penchant for prepubescent eye candy. I suggest you seek him out and PM him your depraved fantasies.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,944
Ok I think Matt has gotten complacent. Father Merrin always gives 100% effort in his troll posts. Some of Matt's are fine but he's coasting on past accomplishments. If be wants to hold his place he's gonna have to try harder.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,945
> Father Merrin always gives 100% effort in his troll posts.
I am not trolling. I am simply answering the questions that are put to me.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#987,968
@987,940 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Go on Merrin, post your name, address and phone number on this forum. You know your faith will protect you from any possible negative repercussions.
Synmatt replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#988,069
@987,945 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You're the biggest troll here Simon.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#988,077
This Simon of yours must be quite the rapscallion to have possessed you like this! Would you like me to exorcise him from you?
Mrs.Kate Gerard replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#988,109
@988,077 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Who is testing God in this topic
Synmatt replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#988,110
@988,078 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You should just kill yourself Simon Kirby.
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#988,151
@previous (Synmatt)
Even if TGcomix is Father Merrin posting another pseudonym he uses as if you hold some power over him is laughable. It’s not like the Simon Kirby is his real name.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#988,153
This Simon Kirby of yours must be quite the skallywag to have set up residence in your head like this. Would you like me to help you end the torment he causes you?