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Topic: I turned black and want to kill myself

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,616

Image went missingFour years ago, my body decided to switch my pigments around and I turned black. It was very noticeable. All the caviar and yacht cruises I felt sexually attracted to now garnered zero sexual response or arousal. And suddenly, I began to become attracted to watermelon, crack and all sorts of chicken meals. I've gone to therapists, taken blood tests. I've asked for CAT scans and other tests, but to no avail (expensive and people think I'm black). It pisses me off to no end when people tell me how I feel, like "you probably are just white and experiencing niggeritis" or "you were probably black all along".

I feel like I'm the only person in the world who wasn't born black, but anyway, I think today I'm going to kill myself. I have nowhere to go, nowhere to hide. No one will help, no one believes me. I don't belong in the black community, the white community, the mulatto community. I'm a nobody. I wish everything was the way it was before but that's impossible.

Please convince me to live today

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #151,173

sup psychopath

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,174

Lol 10/10 bud

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,181

Stop! It isn't fucking funny -_-

!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,182

> looks at dick
> nevermind

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #151,184

You'll still have European features, but you'll have west Asian skin, meaning the sun won't cook you alive. Not too shabby, eh?

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,212

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,223

@151,184 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
That would rock if it came with the cock size.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #151,290

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax
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