Topic: Father Merrin, ain't God such a genius?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,154

He's the geniust of them all combined, times a trillion billion. Just consider it father, it's been a long time since Adam left the garden of eden and many souls have come and gone but yet it feels like life is still a huge mystery that God eagerly awaits for us to solve.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #986,740

"Gold there is, and rubies in abundance, but lips that speak knowledge are a rare jewel" - Proverbs 20:15

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,741

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Bless your soul and kindness father <3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,746

If he's so great why did he make it so easy to break the yolk on an egg when you're cooking it and really sleepy?

Christians cannot answer tough questions.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,753

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Oh! Another mystery!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,755

@986,746 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> If he's so great why did he make it so easy to break the yolk on an egg when you're cooking it and really sleepy?

"Count it all joy, my brothers, when you meet trials of various kinds, for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness. The crucible is for silver, and the furnace is for gold, but the Lord tests hearts" - James 1:2-4

> Christians cannot answer tough questions.

It is the Bible that answers all questions. Christians merely relate them to others. Happy to have done so for you :)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,803

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Where in the bible does it tell you how to not break a yolk on an egg while cooking it when you're tired?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,804

https://youtu.be/E4wEyiFZanA

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,805

@986,803 (D)

In the part that you didn't read, obviously.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,808

@previous (A)
Well geez Mr genius.... Tell me which part, so I can go reread it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,812

@previous (D)

It's squeezed in there, between the later half.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,843

@986,808 (D)

> Well geez Mr genius.... Tell me which part, so I can go reread it.

It's crazy you don't already know. Which parts have you even read?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,915

@986,803 (D)

> Where in the bible does it tell you how to not break a yolk on an egg while cooking it when you're tired?

Why are you assuming this is something God wants you to do? You might as well ask "Where in the Bible does it tell you how to murder somebody and get away with it?"

The Bible is an instruction manual on how God wants you to live. It is not a set of problem-solvers for how you want to live.

Minichan