Topic: Father Merrin, what to do about the snakes?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,090

You know which snakes I'm talking about, those hissing snakes. It's so typical that they would sink so low with their fake concern for children, everyone knows they're using the tragedy of a community against the very same community.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #986,092

Father merrin is a fake priest

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,093

@previous (B)
I'm actually a fully ordained priest.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,105

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I genuinely do not believe that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,117

@previous (B)
It's easy to become a minister. I am one as well! https://www.ulc.org

Father Merrin the 2nd !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,161

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wow! Thanks! Now I am a fully ordained priest.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,190

@986,117 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> It's easy to become a minister. I am one as well!

Hopefully your first task will be to familiarize yourself with the difference between a "minister" and a "priest".

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,191

@986,161 (Father Merrin the 2nd !Ep8pui8Vw2)

> Now I am a fully ordained priest.

Congrats on becoming an ordained minister of the Catholic, Orthodox, or Anglican Church! Which seminary did you go to?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,193

@986,190 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Meanwhile you should learn the difference between a "priest" and a "charlatan".

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,195

@986,190 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I'm way too busy being a man of the cloth to spend my time reading a dictionary. As an equally qualified man of faith, I'm sure you can appreciate the strict time constraints people in our position face.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,196

@986,193 (B)

> Meanwhile you should learn the difference between a "priest" and a "charlatan".

A priest is someone ordained following years of study in a seminary and a period of work as a transitional deacon. Me, in other words.

A charlatan is someone who purchases a meaningless title off an internet site that has a disclaimer saying that state laws almost certainly don't recognise the 'certificate'. Fake anon, in other words.

You are welcome for the information, and God bless you!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,197

@986,195 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I'm way too busy being a man of the cloth to spend my time reading a dictionary.

You need a dictionary to know what "minister" means?? :)))))))))))))) You don't even know what meaningless certificate you paid for LOL!!!! :))))

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,200

I'd just like to state for the record that I absolutely did not "purchase" my certificate. I'm so disgusted that anyone would suggest that I earned my title by paying money for it.

It was free!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,202

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A 'title' you say you don't know the meaning of without consulting a dictionary :)))))))))

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,239

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Minichan