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Topic: Going to my first funeral ever today

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,088

A cousin died. Any tips on talking to women at a funeral?

Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #986,050

congrats

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,051

@previous (Ben Johnson)
Any tips on talking to women at a funeral?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,053

Sorry for your loss op, I have no tips for you though but I guess the smiling game is a no-go, but you'd know that.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,056

Hand out tissues and call them cum wipes. Good luck

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,058

Try ventriloquism

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,072

@986,051 (A)
Whisper funeral jokes to them.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,079

how have you never been to a funeral before!

i mean i'm happy about that but wot

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,083

Just tell funny jokes about how much you hated the dead guy. Women love subversive humor.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,097

"Real fun" is an anagram of "funeral" ???

Stinky Pete joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,127

Was your cousin a girl? If so, how old?