Topic: Going to my first funeral ever today
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,088
A cousin died. Any tips on talking to women at a funeral?
Ben Johnson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #986,050
congrats
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,051
@previous (Ben Johnson)
Any tips on talking to women at a funeral?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,053
Sorry for your loss op, I have no tips for you though but I guess the smiling game is a no-go, but you'd know that.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,056
Hand out tissues and call them cum wipes. Good luck
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #986,058
Try ventriloquism
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,072
@986,051 (A)
Whisper funeral jokes to them.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,079
how have you never been to a funeral before!
i mean i'm happy about that but wot
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,083
Just tell funny jokes about how much you hated the dead guy. Women love subversive humor.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,097
"Real fun" is an anagram of "funeral" ???
Stinky Pete joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #986,127
Was your cousin a girl? If so, how old?
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