Topic: It is now clear who the "real man" is in the fora

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #86,022

Indy: slices off his entire thumb with a giant, German, steel blade, in an excruciating, torturous cooking accident; immediately gives himself first aid, continues cooking and eats the delicious dish.

Bert: a machine at work barely taps his hand; he breaks down crying, rushes to ER, refuses to work for almost two days.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #985,403

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,406

@previous (B)
What is that? A little sunburn you had to peel off?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,407

It happened the night right before my two scheduled days off..

It was like 800 pounds coming down and jamming my hand onto a jagged irregular surface..
Everyone was amazed I came back to work so soon..

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,408

@985,406 (A)
it's Bert's hand again thanks

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,415

@previous (B)
That pic really doesnt portray how catastrophic the injury was..

It was traumatic..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,417

@previous (C)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,419

@985,415 (C)
Cut your thumb off with a sharp 12" Wuesthof chef's knife, then finish off the meal, and then we'll talk. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,427

@985,417 (D)
That should read Raw..

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,428

@985,419 (A)
Dude...that's just a nick..

It took several months before my hand quit aching..

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #985,430

@985,427 (C)

As a reference to all the black dudes raw dogging you?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #985,431

@985,419 (A)
Classy training you picked up while attending MCD's university.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #985,432

'tis but a scratch

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #985,436

@985,431 (E)
lol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #985,466

@985,432 (Sheila LaBoof)

Your arms off!

Mrs.Kate Gerard joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #985,562

I think the main conclusion one could draw is that you're both retarded.

Dr.Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #985,574

@985,466 (G)

It is only a flesh wound. As a doctor, I can confirm this.

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