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Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#85,981
I know you are the 3rd greatest troll. You are also a swashbuckling hero who has traveled the globe is search of new adventure. And of course you are one of the most famous fyne wine drinking gentleman in all of southern Louisiana. You are a fearless ghost hunter and have made love to the most beautiful women around the world. So my question to you is....What advice would you give to an old man who is 76 years of age, who has basically lost all control of his bowels and lives off social security and wants to bring himself some excitement into his life of plastic pants and weekend Yahtzee tournaments? Remember I am on a monthly budget of $35 as the home I live in takes the rest of my money to give me a place to stay. Thank you for your help.